"did you ever bang david letterman?" "have you ever banged ANYBODY?!"
OKAY. OKAY. PAULA IS FUCKING ADORABLE OKAY. SHE DANCED AND SHIT, YOU GUYS.
THEN! SHE INTRODUCES KATHY GRIFFIN!! AND I FUCKING LOVE BOTH OF THEM SFM SFM SFM SDKLFJHASHJL. And Paula bitched about how much Kathy makes fun of her in her acts (she does, lol) and then Kathy got out there and Paula was like, "I'M NOT LEAVING THIS BITCH ALONE!" and "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE D-LIST!!" LOL. LOL. Kathy starts her introduction and then she interrupts herself to ask Paula if she's ever seen Simon and RYAN**!!!1 naked together lmao. Then she's like, "Did you ever bang David Letterman?" and Paula goes, "Have you ever banged ANYBODY?!" lmao AND THEN SHE CALLED HER 'FIRE CROTCH'. and then omg omg they fucking PINKY SWORE. AND INTRODUCED THE NEXT PERSON LIKE THAT, WITH THEIR HEADS ALL SMASHED TOGETHER AND ADORABLE. I NEED AN ICON OF THIS ASAP.
Then, then!!! Paula comes out in this Ellen Degeneres get-up and is dancing everywhere in these sneakers and my first thought was "OMFG ADORABLE" and then my immediate second was "lol it is so weird not to see her in 10 inch heels". SHE IS SO FUCKING TINY, YOU GUYS. FUCK. AND SO CUTE SO CUTE. And afterwards she's like, "What?! Can't a girl try out a new job?" AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T EVEN GET IT UNTIL SHE WISHED ELLEN LUCK. like I legit forgot that Ellen was the 4th judge on Idol now. And this just made it even better.
Also. Jordin Sparks had such a cute charisma today. And I finally figured out who my psych teacher reminds me of - Cyndi Lauper. ALSO, I cannot believe Miley Cyrus is being considered a "Diva" among people like Kelly Clarkson and Leona Lewis. What. And oh my god, Adele was fucking amazing with Hometown Glory.
(I am SO excited for The Invention of Lying. How absolutely fucking brilliant.)
OH MY GOD, HER SPARKLY DRESS WITH ALL THE SHIT HANGING ON IT. AND THE BLACK MESH SNEAKING OUT THE TOP. HOLY SHIT I WANT IT I WANT IT. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. AND OMG LIZA MINELLI IS HERE!!!!! I WANT TO CRY KIND OF FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. I NEED AN ICON OF THIS TOO. OMG CUTE, "We just owe you... I just want to cry right now." ♥ omg Liza joking about them going shopping for trashy lingerie together. OMG PAULA'S SHOESSSSS! CUTE. CUTE. and she just made Paula so happy, for reals!! ♥!
cute, she just said she was obsessed with True Blood!! shit, these guys are adorable.
THE KELLY CLARKSON/MELISSA ETHERIDGE DUET IS FUCKING AMAZING, AMAZING. I WANT THIS SONG. AMAZING, AMAZING CHEMISTRY TOGETHER, HOLY FUCK.
if anyone sees a download or caps of this, PLZ PLZ TELL ME.
THEN! SHE INTRODUCES KATHY GRIFFIN!! AND I FUCKING LOVE BOTH OF THEM SFM SFM SFM SDKLFJHASHJL. And Paula bitched about how much Kathy makes fun of her in her acts (she does, lol) and then Kathy got out there and Paula was like, "I'M NOT LEAVING THIS BITCH ALONE!" and "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE D-LIST!!" LOL. LOL. Kathy starts her introduction and then she interrupts herself to ask Paula if she's ever seen Simon and RYAN**!!!1 naked together lmao. Then she's like, "Did you ever bang David Letterman?" and Paula goes, "Have you ever banged ANYBODY?!" lmao AND THEN SHE CALLED HER 'FIRE CROTCH'. and then omg omg they fucking PINKY SWORE. AND INTRODUCED THE NEXT PERSON LIKE THAT, WITH THEIR HEADS ALL SMASHED TOGETHER AND ADORABLE. I NEED AN ICON OF THIS ASAP.
Then, then!!! Paula comes out in this Ellen Degeneres get-up and is dancing everywhere in these sneakers and my first thought was "OMFG ADORABLE" and then my immediate second was "lol it is so weird not to see her in 10 inch heels". SHE IS SO FUCKING TINY, YOU GUYS. FUCK. AND SO CUTE SO CUTE. And afterwards she's like, "What?! Can't a girl try out a new job?" AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T EVEN GET IT UNTIL SHE WISHED ELLEN LUCK. like I legit forgot that Ellen was the 4th judge on Idol now. And this just made it even better.
Also. Jordin Sparks had such a cute charisma today. And I finally figured out who my psych teacher reminds me of - Cyndi Lauper. ALSO, I cannot believe Miley Cyrus is being considered a "Diva" among people like Kelly Clarkson and Leona Lewis. What. And oh my god, Adele was fucking amazing with Hometown Glory.
(I am SO excited for The Invention of Lying. How absolutely fucking brilliant.)
OH MY GOD, HER SPARKLY DRESS WITH ALL THE SHIT HANGING ON IT. AND THE BLACK MESH SNEAKING OUT THE TOP. HOLY SHIT I WANT IT I WANT IT. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. AND OMG LIZA MINELLI IS HERE!!!!! I WANT TO CRY KIND OF FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. I NEED AN ICON OF THIS TOO. OMG CUTE, "We just owe you... I just want to cry right now." ♥ omg Liza joking about them going shopping for trashy lingerie together. OMG PAULA'S SHOESSSSS! CUTE. CUTE. and she just made Paula so happy, for reals!! ♥!
cute, she just said she was obsessed with True Blood!! shit, these guys are adorable.
THE KELLY CLARKSON/MELISSA ETHERIDGE DUET IS FUCKING AMAZING, AMAZING. I WANT THIS SONG. AMAZING, AMAZING CHEMISTRY TOGETHER, HOLY FUCK.
if anyone sees a download or caps of this, PLZ PLZ TELL ME.