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Drunk shopping. I bought some $60 bracelet last night, I don't even know, but in all fairness it is FUCKING AMAZING and it's Paula Abdul. Oh my god it was so much fun, we got to play the "Paula was just adorable, everybody drink!" game during Idol, and then she came on Home Shopping Network and started selling her stuff so we got to play it MOAR. And I was sufficiently plastered and exclaiming that I was going to marry her. Then I bought this bracelet, it is sparkly as fuck (which is reason enough for me to buy it, let's be honest) and on the inside it says, "he loves me, but I love me more". *SCREAMS* how fucking Liss is that. I love it, I am so excited.
My dad called last night and I didn't know it was him, so my mom was talking to this person on the other line and just being an overtly sexual flirt and I was like, "hang up the phone. hang up the phone. you WILL regret this. YOU'RE BEING SO FUCKING OSTENTATIOUS." "what does that mean, Alyssa?" "I don't even know! *looks it up* YES, YOU'RE BEING OSTENTATIOUS." But it turns out it was my father so then it was okay. lol. Gem and I are going out with them tomorrow night! And we get to dress up and we are excited!
You guys. Idol. I am so sdaklfhjkahfjhksdhjfk about it. I'm a million and one things. I'm excited I'm nervous I'm sad. HOW am I supposed to live without getting to see his brilliance on a weekly basis. And Paula, fuck, I will miss her sfm esp if she doesn't come back. Like what if this is her last Idol show ever tonight. Fuck. Don't let me think about this shit right now. ALSO. keepingsecrets posted this FUCKING CUTE THING -
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE FUCKING ADORABLE. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.
they both kiss Kris at the same time and then Paula kisses Adam and I fucking die, right. Does anyone know where the original video is for this.
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I had such an adorable baby hangover recovery this morning. I woke up, felt kind of like crap, and just laid there while Gemma read me the new David Shore interview. It was the fucking cutest, I love her so much, there are no words for how much I love her. VIEW HOW MUCH I LOVE HER -
She's asleep right now. ♥ Nap for boardom. I am going to go do the same. We love our ~naps~.
My dad called last night and I didn't know it was him, so my mom was talking to this person on the other line and just being an overtly sexual flirt and I was like, "hang up the phone. hang up the phone. you WILL regret this. YOU'RE BEING SO FUCKING OSTENTATIOUS." "what does that mean, Alyssa?" "I don't even know! *looks it up* YES, YOU'RE BEING OSTENTATIOUS." But it turns out it was my father so then it was okay. lol. Gem and I are going out with them tomorrow night! And we get to dress up and we are excited!
You guys. Idol. I am so sdaklfhjkahfjhksdhjfk about it. I'm a million and one things. I'm excited I'm nervous I'm sad. HOW am I supposed to live without getting to see his brilliance on a weekly basis. And Paula, fuck, I will miss her sfm esp if she doesn't come back. Like what if this is her last Idol show ever tonight. Fuck. Don't let me think about this shit right now. ALSO. keepingsecrets posted this FUCKING CUTE THING -
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE FUCKING ADORABLE. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.
they both kiss Kris at the same time and then Paula kisses Adam and I fucking die, right. Does anyone know where the original video is for this.
♥ ♥ ♥
I had such an adorable baby hangover recovery this morning. I woke up, felt kind of like crap, and just laid there while Gemma read me the new David Shore interview. It was the fucking cutest, I love her so much, there are no words for how much I love her. VIEW HOW MUCH I LOVE HER -
She's asleep right now. ♥ Nap for boardom. I am going to go do the same. We love our ~naps~.