NO! THAT IS ZERO TOLERANCE!
Gemma is in the showerrrr. She updated about it already but I will give a recap of our lives -
After House, we drove to Dairy Queen and got ice cream so we could chow down frozen yogurt while our eyes glistened. Then we were trying to find a beautiful place to let our balloons go and wait, I'll talk more about this when I have pictures to match.
We went to Sex World yesterday and were disappointed as hell. Like, I don't even want to waste characters writing about it. We had fun at dinner, though, we went to Friday's with my sister and her boyfriend Kevin, and it felt like non-stop LOLs. The four of us have such a fun dynamic! I gave the waiter sufficient hell and "lol let's see if you get that refill" / "lol let's see if you get that tip." We died. ~Lee~ was such a fucking failure. OH AND THEN! AND THEN! LMAOOO when we went to leave, he told us that he was there every Thursday. As if!
I have been stealing most of our productivity. We've gathered that only one of us can be legitimately productive at a time and I've been editing with ease pretty much the entire time. I'm sure I'll be okay for awhile now that I've gotten it out of my system and spent some time just working it out and processing it the best way I know how. It's so beautiful and the fucking cinematography on that last whole bit is perfection. And we've seen it in so many ways by now, it just never stops.
We went to bed at like, midnight or so, 1 at best, I missed a phone call from Nick, fail, (I have another update later), but I DREAMT SOMETHING AWESOME THOUGH. I dreamt a frickin House promo. And Lisa was like, bitching about how he drives her insane and she was completely spastic and losing it and then she said something about how he's a big fan of continuity because he pinned her arms above her head like he used to, and also played Band of Horses. Then House was yelling at Wilson, "I'll tell you how to behave, and if you don't, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU." I don't remember. I remembered more when I woke up.
We were invited to go to a baseball game but we decided to stay home and watch Idol instead. Also, we made up an Idol drinking game for tonight's show -
1.) If Adam goes home, finish bottle out of anguish.
2.) If Gokey goes home, finish bottle. But for a different reason.
3.) If Kris goes home, finish BOTH bottles because that means that Adam is still here... and so is Gokey. :/
4.) New rule I just made up just now - if Paula is adorable, take a shot. We will be wasted.
We went and got a crapton of JUNK FOOD - oreos and fruit rollups (THE MYSTERY PACK!!!1) and cheetos and oreo CAKESTERS and cheez-its and a bunch of shit, okay. THEN WE WENT TO WENDY'S.
We both have bruises from hitting each other so much. We have a lot of slap fights.
In other news, we've been running around all day shouting Cuddy's "THIS IS BEYOND. ASSHOOD." speech whenever anything even remotely pisses us off. "I CAN PERMIT A *shakes head* LOT OF CRAP!! BUT [INSERT RELEVANT ISSUE] - NO. THAT IS ZERO TOLERANCE. SO CONGRATULATIONS, [OBJECT OF ANGER], I AM ANGRY." and we still fucking die every single time, it never gets old.
After House, we drove to Dairy Queen and got ice cream so we could chow down frozen yogurt while our eyes glistened. Then we were trying to find a beautiful place to let our balloons go and wait, I'll talk more about this when I have pictures to match.
We went to Sex World yesterday and were disappointed as hell. Like, I don't even want to waste characters writing about it. We had fun at dinner, though, we went to Friday's with my sister and her boyfriend Kevin, and it felt like non-stop LOLs. The four of us have such a fun dynamic! I gave the waiter sufficient hell and "lol let's see if you get that refill" / "lol let's see if you get that tip." We died. ~Lee~ was such a fucking failure. OH AND THEN! AND THEN! LMAOOO when we went to leave, he told us that he was there every Thursday. As if!
I have been stealing most of our productivity. We've gathered that only one of us can be legitimately productive at a time and I've been editing with ease pretty much the entire time. I'm sure I'll be okay for awhile now that I've gotten it out of my system and spent some time just working it out and processing it the best way I know how. It's so beautiful and the fucking cinematography on that last whole bit is perfection. And we've seen it in so many ways by now, it just never stops.
We went to bed at like, midnight or so, 1 at best, I missed a phone call from Nick, fail, (I have another update later), but I DREAMT SOMETHING AWESOME THOUGH. I dreamt a frickin House promo. And Lisa was like, bitching about how he drives her insane and she was completely spastic and losing it and then she said something about how he's a big fan of continuity because he pinned her arms above her head like he used to, and also played Band of Horses. Then House was yelling at Wilson, "I'll tell you how to behave, and if you don't, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU." I don't remember. I remembered more when I woke up.
We were invited to go to a baseball game but we decided to stay home and watch Idol instead. Also, we made up an Idol drinking game for tonight's show -
1.) If Adam goes home, finish bottle out of anguish.
2.) If Gokey goes home, finish bottle. But for a different reason.
3.) If Kris goes home, finish BOTH bottles because that means that Adam is still here... and so is Gokey. :/
4.) New rule I just made up just now - if Paula is adorable, take a shot. We will be wasted.
We went and got a crapton of JUNK FOOD - oreos and fruit rollups (THE MYSTERY PACK!!!1) and cheetos and oreo CAKESTERS and cheez-its and a bunch of shit, okay. THEN WE WENT TO WENDY'S.
We both have bruises from hitting each other so much. We have a lot of slap fights.
In other news, we've been running around all day shouting Cuddy's "THIS IS BEYOND. ASSHOOD." speech whenever anything even remotely pisses us off. "I CAN PERMIT A *shakes head* LOT OF CRAP!! BUT [INSERT RELEVANT ISSUE] - NO. THAT IS ZERO TOLERANCE. SO CONGRATULATIONS, [OBJECT OF ANGER], I AM ANGRY." and we still fucking die every single time, it never gets old.