Sister, shut up, I'm done with failblog. Paula is onnnn.
New York in the background. :( ♥ Can I have it.
Rhinestone straps. ♥
LOL THE CRAYON MUSTACHE.
Who edited this. They need a lesson in aspect ratio.
*SCREAMS* LAKER FOOTAGE, MY WEAKNESS. AND STRAIGHT UP. YES BITCH I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. OH OH OH.
OH, *BEAUTIFUL* SHOT. Paula's profile and the interviewer in the mirror.
Ugh. Corey Clark. DIAF. I am so sick of no one letting this die. IF she were to have an affair, it would be with someone hotter than Clark. Have you seen the hot people she's dated? She does not need to stoop to that low fug, lmao.
*SCREAMS* KARMA!! HEY PAULA, I MISS IT. Also, fuck them.
"I've sacrificed a lot... relationships... not being able to be a mom, a real mom." Oh my god. Please. Somebody get her pregnant before it's too late, if those talented genes end here it will be a huge loss. I would be so sad. Lisa too, sad. SAD.
"Because I'm falling asleep and a camera's on me?" Oh my GOD I LOVE bitch!Paula.
oh my god, fuck the public. she has
RSD, most people don't know that. or care to even LOOK for an explanation that is NOT "she's crazy or drunk". the doctors? they told her she'd never. dance. again. because of this chronic pain and the plane crash that caused it. and look at her now. did you fucking see her in the studio last night? because i did. dancing her ass off.
OH MY GOD. THERE'S NO *WAY* THOSE INTERVIEWS-OF-HORROR WAS TWO YEARS AGO. NO FUCKING WAY, OH MY GOD! Last year, tops! This is freaking me out how fast the time went.
"Who's been taking care of you all this time?"
"... To tell you the truth... there's never really been a Paula for Paula."
This breaks my heart more than you could possibly imagine.
Also this explains a lot of the way she is now - she's so supportive because she never had that. And that makes me so sad. She's talking about how she was overlooked and people told her she'd never make it. And that's why she never says that shit - because she knows firsthand it isn't always true.
"I'm proud of being the wizard behind the curtain." SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. You guys, this Oz shit is endless.
I love her and idgaf about anything that she ever allegedly "does" or says or anything that any little prick says about her. Because I see her, and I get it. She's a blessing and she makes me better. GOD. I AM JUST SO OVERCOME. I don't even know. God.