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I just.... I was eating a cookie and I had to spit it out because I was dying too much and I was honestly too fucking afraid to swallow. Honestly. That dance segment on Idol with Paula fucking teaching them how to dance was the very definition of TMTH. I DID NOT EXPECT REHEARSAL FOOTAGE. AND IT STARTS OUT WITH "DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW" AND I LOSE IT AND THEN SHE'S FUCKIN DANCING ALL OVER THE PLACE. DANCING. AND TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE'S REALLY SERIOUS AND DEMANDING WHEN SHE COACHES AND I FUCKING SAW HER YELLING AT THEM AND BEING FIERCE AND NO-NONSENSE AND I HAVE NO WORDS TO EVEN ARTICULATE HOW MUCH I LOVE HER. ESPECIALLY IN THIS ENVIRONMENT. AND ADAM IS THERE. TOO MUCH AWESOME IN ONE GODDAMN ROOM. THEN. *THEN*. THEY ACTUALLY DO THE DANCE. AND FUCKING ADAM LAMBERT IN BELL BOTTOM PANTS AND BEING ALL HIGH-PITCHED AND DISCO-Y. AND FUCKING PAULA INTRODUCES IT. IN HER SHORT. ASS. SPARKLY. DRESS. AND GOLD HIGH HEELS. AND ADORABLE HAIR. AND ADAM SPINS AROUND HER. AND SHE DOES SOME ADORABLE DISCO SHIT. AND THEN THEY DANCE. AND IT'S HER CHOREOGRAPHY SO I'M FUCKING GEEKING ALL OVER THE PLACE. *AND* I'M EXPLODING BECAUSE OF ADAM. SO IT'S LIKE I *LITERALLY* CANNOT LIVE. AND THEN IT ENDS AND PAULA IS *SO* PROUD AND RYAN MAKES HER FUCKING GET UP THERE AND GET FLOWERS. AND SHE KISSES THEM ALL. INCLUDING ADAM. IN HER SHORT. ASS. SPARKLY. DRESS. AND GOLD HIGH HEELS.
I DON'T EVEN FUCKIN' REMEMBER WHAT SONG THEY SANG.
I DON'T EVEN WANT THIS COOKIE ANYMORE.
I DON'T EVEN FUCKIN' REMEMBER WHAT SONG THEY SANG.
I DON'T EVEN WANT THIS COOKIE ANYMORE.