BEST FML EVER.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML.
LMAO SDKLJF SDKJFH SAKFJDH ASKDFHJAJKH. I'm sure this probably pissed you off. Well it turns me on, CAN I HAVE HIM?!
EDIT: LOL, the comments!
1.) "Well House is an addicting show..."
2.) "House takes precedence over sex, I'm sorry."
3.) "You must be a really bad lay."
4.) "god. my girlfriend did the same thing. well, i wasnt in her yet, but i got cockblocked by house. FML."
5.) "If my boyfriend stopped to watch House mid-sex, I'd thank him and then watch it with him." << This. "OMG. TY BB FOR REMINDING ME. *gets off him*"
6.) "Hey, at least it wasn't lupus." << LOL!
7.) "Anyone I was having sex with would know that they shouldn't even touch me when House is on." << THIS.
8.) "Maybe you shouldn't have sex when House is on."
New life goal: make something so awesome that people prefer it over sex.
LMAO SDKLJF SDKJFH SAKFJDH ASKDFHJAJKH. I'm sure this probably pissed you off. Well it turns me on, CAN I HAVE HIM?!
EDIT: LOL, the comments!
1.) "Well House is an addicting show..."
2.) "House takes precedence over sex, I'm sorry."
3.) "You must be a really bad lay."
4.) "god. my girlfriend did the same thing. well, i wasnt in her yet, but i got cockblocked by house. FML."
5.) "If my boyfriend stopped to watch House mid-sex, I'd thank him and then watch it with him." << This. "OMG. TY BB FOR REMINDING ME. *gets off him*"
6.) "Hey, at least it wasn't lupus." << LOL!
7.) "Anyone I was having sex with would know that they shouldn't even touch me when House is on." << THIS.
8.) "Maybe you shouldn't have sex when House is on."
New life goal: make something so awesome that people prefer it over sex.