where'd this army come from? I don't need 'em!
(Yeah. The subject line makes no sense to me, either. I'm just doing it because that was the subject line I had in the entry I wrote in my dream last night lol)
I dreamt I was at a party and Adam Lambert was there. I was of course oogling the shit out of him, when some woman next to/behind me was like, "Do you want more pictures of his luscious ass?" and I said to her, "I'd like some more pictures of his luscious everything! LOL." and then she goes, "Hey honey, can you like, turn more?" And I was like, "OH MY GOD ARE YOU HIS MOM?!?!?!" and she said she was and I was like, "OH MY GOD CAN I HUG YOU?!?1" SDLKFJDJKHSFLAS LOL. And then he was walking and being all self-conscious of his ass so I was grabbing it and I was like, "Nope. It's a good one. Trust me." and then he slammed the bathroom door in my face lol.
Then Robert Sean Leonard came with his wife. CUTE. He crawled in because he didn't want attention. But my family was sitting on the floor right there so we all said hi. And I was like, "Congratulations on your baby!! ♥!!" and he was hugging everyone but I was holding a little kid so it was weird. Then there was this weird guy floating around. Like, he was sketchy as fuck. Then he had a gun and broken pieces of a mirror and he was threatening us all with them. And he turns to me and tells me to give him the kid I was holding. And I started crying and asked RSL and my mom what to do because I don't want to give him the kid but he's got a gun and shit. So fuck, I gave him the kid, and he left. He also informed us that my grandmother and Cuddy were tied up in the next room and if we tried to escape, they'd be tortured to death. FUCK. So I'm sitting there with RSL trying to figure it out, and APPARENTLY I missed this, but he'd heard him say that that little girl I was holding? She was actually a twin. And this murderer had gotten ahold of the other twin already, killed her, chopped her up, and stuffed her in a dead woman's uterus. This girl was like two or three years old. Why the FUCK do I dream such disgusting shit all the time.
So now I'm freaking out. We decide to go in the room and check out Cuddy. She's tied to this bed by only her feet, wtf? So we untie her obviously, and she's also stuck to it with chewing gum. So we got that off. We went out in the main room again (oh btw, this is all happening in my grandma's old basement) and that little girl was there. Just laying in the middle of the floor. I picked her up and she was dead. That was horrible, her eyes were half open and she was cold and her head was falling around all over the place and she had no support at all and I was completely freaking out and I gave her to Robert and fuck, fuck. We found broken pieces of that mirror in case that guy came back, which he did. I walked upstairs and he was there, and he had everyone hostage, and I started throwing these mirror shards at him like darts and they stabbed him square on but they had no effect. He stood up and laughed and was just a smart ass in general.
We were driving and we saw Cuddy running on the side of the road. She was in brown yoga pants and this turquoise top, it was really fucking hot, it was kind of loose yet clingy at the same time and it was only like over her chest, you could see her stomach. And she had long hair again. We rolled down the window and had some important conversation, but I don't remember.
THEN WE GOT ANOTHER HOUSE/CUDDY KISS. FUCK. FUCK. I don't remember, some creepy little kid, we solved her issue and it had to do with a crayon, a white one, so I remember her drawing an outline of a white crayon and fuck I wish I remembered more, but this girl got SO happy and content with this crayon and this invisible friend. House and Cuddy left the room (this is also in my grandma's basement lol), and she was in her Joy sweater again, and she kissed him so hard that he stumbled backwards, and she had a slight close-mouthed smile on her face when her mouth was on his, and she was SO happy, and then when he regained his balance, he started kissing her so that he was in control, and he'd kiss her, and then pull back, and kiss her, and pull back, and it was fucking fierce and it was such a better kiss than last time OH AND THEN!! THIS WAS SO SDKLJFAJKS. He backed up and shut the door. So now we were on the outside. But there was a slit in the door about two inches high so when you looked through it, you could still see their mouths going at it. I absolutely fucking died. It cut straight to a promo for the following episode, Cuddy was in a kind of dark room, under this creepy ass blueish spotlight, and she was in a really fucked up "wedding dress", IDK, holding yellow flowers, it was like some fucking morbid wedding rehearsal or something, but she was all alone, and the voiceover guy straight away says, "Did Cuddy have an affair with House?" and then it cut to him and then to Cameron freaking out and I don't even remember but it was hilarious.
I remember posting an LJ entry about it and everything. And then I went to school. And I wondered why no one was talking about this, wth. But then I realized I had left the entry on private by accident, FAIL. And then I was inventing all sorts of fun celebratory tags, and each tag had an animated mood theme. lol.
I dreamt I was at a party and Adam Lambert was there. I was of course oogling the shit out of him, when some woman next to/behind me was like, "Do you want more pictures of his luscious ass?" and I said to her, "I'd like some more pictures of his luscious everything! LOL." and then she goes, "Hey honey, can you like, turn more?" And I was like, "OH MY GOD ARE YOU HIS MOM?!?!?!" and she said she was and I was like, "OH MY GOD CAN I HUG YOU?!?1" SDLKFJDJKHSFLAS LOL. And then he was walking and being all self-conscious of his ass so I was grabbing it and I was like, "Nope. It's a good one. Trust me." and then he slammed the bathroom door in my face lol.
Then Robert Sean Leonard came with his wife. CUTE. He crawled in because he didn't want attention. But my family was sitting on the floor right there so we all said hi. And I was like, "Congratulations on your baby!! ♥!!" and he was hugging everyone but I was holding a little kid so it was weird. Then there was this weird guy floating around. Like, he was sketchy as fuck. Then he had a gun and broken pieces of a mirror and he was threatening us all with them. And he turns to me and tells me to give him the kid I was holding. And I started crying and asked RSL and my mom what to do because I don't want to give him the kid but he's got a gun and shit. So fuck, I gave him the kid, and he left. He also informed us that my grandmother and Cuddy were tied up in the next room and if we tried to escape, they'd be tortured to death. FUCK. So I'm sitting there with RSL trying to figure it out, and APPARENTLY I missed this, but he'd heard him say that that little girl I was holding? She was actually a twin. And this murderer had gotten ahold of the other twin already, killed her, chopped her up, and stuffed her in a dead woman's uterus. This girl was like two or three years old. Why the FUCK do I dream such disgusting shit all the time.
So now I'm freaking out. We decide to go in the room and check out Cuddy. She's tied to this bed by only her feet, wtf? So we untie her obviously, and she's also stuck to it with chewing gum. So we got that off. We went out in the main room again (oh btw, this is all happening in my grandma's old basement) and that little girl was there. Just laying in the middle of the floor. I picked her up and she was dead. That was horrible, her eyes were half open and she was cold and her head was falling around all over the place and she had no support at all and I was completely freaking out and I gave her to Robert and fuck, fuck. We found broken pieces of that mirror in case that guy came back, which he did. I walked upstairs and he was there, and he had everyone hostage, and I started throwing these mirror shards at him like darts and they stabbed him square on but they had no effect. He stood up and laughed and was just a smart ass in general.
We were driving and we saw Cuddy running on the side of the road. She was in brown yoga pants and this turquoise top, it was really fucking hot, it was kind of loose yet clingy at the same time and it was only like over her chest, you could see her stomach. And she had long hair again. We rolled down the window and had some important conversation, but I don't remember.
THEN WE GOT ANOTHER HOUSE/CUDDY KISS. FUCK. FUCK. I don't remember, some creepy little kid, we solved her issue and it had to do with a crayon, a white one, so I remember her drawing an outline of a white crayon and fuck I wish I remembered more, but this girl got SO happy and content with this crayon and this invisible friend. House and Cuddy left the room (this is also in my grandma's basement lol), and she was in her Joy sweater again, and she kissed him so hard that he stumbled backwards, and she had a slight close-mouthed smile on her face when her mouth was on his, and she was SO happy, and then when he regained his balance, he started kissing her so that he was in control, and he'd kiss her, and then pull back, and kiss her, and pull back, and it was fucking fierce and it was such a better kiss than last time OH AND THEN!! THIS WAS SO SDKLJFAJKS. He backed up and shut the door. So now we were on the outside. But there was a slit in the door about two inches high so when you looked through it, you could still see their mouths going at it. I absolutely fucking died. It cut straight to a promo for the following episode, Cuddy was in a kind of dark room, under this creepy ass blueish spotlight, and she was in a really fucked up "wedding dress", IDK, holding yellow flowers, it was like some fucking morbid wedding rehearsal or something, but she was all alone, and the voiceover guy straight away says, "Did Cuddy have an affair with House?" and then it cut to him and then to Cameron freaking out and I don't even remember but it was hilarious.
I remember posting an LJ entry about it and everything. And then I went to school. And I wondered why no one was talking about this, wth. But then I realized I had left the entry on private by accident, FAIL. And then I was inventing all sorts of fun celebratory tags, and each tag had an animated mood theme. lol.