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LOL OMG WHAT THE FUCK WAS I ON LAST NIGHT, SERIOUSLY. I was like, "Okay, I know you're freaked but you have to go back to sleep because you might get moar informations." I did not get moar useful informations, I got some fucking WEIRD. SHIT.
[dream] All the Idol contestants had to do a bit, like a magic trick or skill set to this like 30 second song. For some reason, Lisa (as in Edelstein) was next and this was no longer on that stage, but it was in my old bathroom. And the song was playing and she was sitting on the floor playing with matches. IT WAS SO WEIRD, she had like, built them up into this circle thing and they were crooked and she was dipping them in lava and then blowing on them which would make them turn into fire, and I had the same kid who saw her invisible father earlier sitting on my lap and Lisa blew fire and it almost got in this little girl's face so I absolutely freaked out. And then she started failing. And the song ran out and she wasn't done with her bit so she just kept going and I don't even know, seriously.
Then my dad pulled into the garage all crooked and was being all hyper and weird and I figured out that he was drunk and he drove all the way out here. And then a cop was there, and dad was all, "~I NEED TO TAKE THE CAR BACK HOME NOW~" and I told him to leave it and the cop was like, "No, he can take it, but I'll BE THERE and if he so much as swerves ONE TIME, he's going to prison and won't be out until the next Presidential election." And I was like, "BUT THAT'S IN 4 YEARS! WE JUST *HAD* A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!" and he was like, "I KNOW." And I was like, "BUT COME ON, I swerve on the road when I'm totally sober!" So I got pissed and stole the keys and hid them in my mom's old closet, in some bag on the top shelf. They were pissed. And my mom was perfectly content with letting him go to prison.
Then I found this book on the top of his car. It was about me and how they'd completely faked my birth and that I was actually some science experiment under constant observation and in that moment I was so pissed that I wished I would have let the fucker go to jail. I was flipping through it and papers were falling out all over the place, about me, that they'd been collecting, including a piece of paper that said "Sara" on top in my handwriting. So I had to sit and explain that.
Oh and then I was cast in Wicked. I was at the beach with my friends and I was pissed because Erin took the last spot in the sun so Ali and I had to go somewhere else but then we were fine because WE found a place with hot guys. So we were jumping this fence, I don't really remember. Then I was in the bathroom and I was horrified because someone was in the shower and she was sick and wet and purple and like, decaying and shit. Apparently underneath it all, it was Uma Thurman, who like, makes human plaster and shit for fun. And she made this mask for Elphaba and this creepy ass veil and this wig and then I was going to wear it all and play her. So I was freaking out trying to memorize everything and then my dad's mom called and started bitching me out for not telling her that I was suddenly the lead. And then it came time to perform and my sister went ABSOLUTELY. BATSHIT. out of jealousy. She was trying to suffocate me with bugs and claw my face off and shit. "I BET IF DAD WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BEHIND THAT GUITAR, HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE PART TOO." She was convinced it had nothing at all to do with talent and everything to do with the fact that I just happened to be in a convenient place at a convenient time. Someone stole all my CDs, and then I followed this thing that took me to my grandma's old basement, where my dad had given me loads of old awesome 80's CDs, all set up with colors and ribbons, and a bunch of stuff he'd printed out and highlighted, including guitar chords for some of my favorite songs. [/dream]
What the hell.
Mr. Reilly messaged me back, lol he is so awesome you guys, he was like, "I don't have Wortman's email address but I know Ms. [other teacher] does. I guess you can call her Michelle now since you're OLD." LMAO. He said he'd ask her and get it to me and I was like, "Thank you so much, *TIM*, that is so nice of you."
OH AND LOL LAST NIGHT, everyone was trying to get me to take out the trash and I didn't feel like getting up, so my sister is like, "I bet LISA takes out the trash..." Yeah, I got up.
[dream] All the Idol contestants had to do a bit, like a magic trick or skill set to this like 30 second song. For some reason, Lisa (as in Edelstein) was next and this was no longer on that stage, but it was in my old bathroom. And the song was playing and she was sitting on the floor playing with matches. IT WAS SO WEIRD, she had like, built them up into this circle thing and they were crooked and she was dipping them in lava and then blowing on them which would make them turn into fire, and I had the same kid who saw her invisible father earlier sitting on my lap and Lisa blew fire and it almost got in this little girl's face so I absolutely freaked out. And then she started failing. And the song ran out and she wasn't done with her bit so she just kept going and I don't even know, seriously.
Then my dad pulled into the garage all crooked and was being all hyper and weird and I figured out that he was drunk and he drove all the way out here. And then a cop was there, and dad was all, "~I NEED TO TAKE THE CAR BACK HOME NOW~" and I told him to leave it and the cop was like, "No, he can take it, but I'll BE THERE and if he so much as swerves ONE TIME, he's going to prison and won't be out until the next Presidential election." And I was like, "BUT THAT'S IN 4 YEARS! WE JUST *HAD* A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!" and he was like, "I KNOW." And I was like, "BUT COME ON, I swerve on the road when I'm totally sober!" So I got pissed and stole the keys and hid them in my mom's old closet, in some bag on the top shelf. They were pissed. And my mom was perfectly content with letting him go to prison.
Then I found this book on the top of his car. It was about me and how they'd completely faked my birth and that I was actually some science experiment under constant observation and in that moment I was so pissed that I wished I would have let the fucker go to jail. I was flipping through it and papers were falling out all over the place, about me, that they'd been collecting, including a piece of paper that said "Sara" on top in my handwriting. So I had to sit and explain that.
Oh and then I was cast in Wicked. I was at the beach with my friends and I was pissed because Erin took the last spot in the sun so Ali and I had to go somewhere else but then we were fine because WE found a place with hot guys. So we were jumping this fence, I don't really remember. Then I was in the bathroom and I was horrified because someone was in the shower and she was sick and wet and purple and like, decaying and shit. Apparently underneath it all, it was Uma Thurman, who like, makes human plaster and shit for fun. And she made this mask for Elphaba and this creepy ass veil and this wig and then I was going to wear it all and play her. So I was freaking out trying to memorize everything and then my dad's mom called and started bitching me out for not telling her that I was suddenly the lead. And then it came time to perform and my sister went ABSOLUTELY. BATSHIT. out of jealousy. She was trying to suffocate me with bugs and claw my face off and shit. "I BET IF DAD WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BEHIND THAT GUITAR, HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE PART TOO." She was convinced it had nothing at all to do with talent and everything to do with the fact that I just happened to be in a convenient place at a convenient time. Someone stole all my CDs, and then I followed this thing that took me to my grandma's old basement, where my dad had given me loads of old awesome 80's CDs, all set up with colors and ribbons, and a bunch of stuff he'd printed out and highlighted, including guitar chords for some of my favorite songs. [/dream]
What the hell.
Mr. Reilly messaged me back, lol he is so awesome you guys, he was like, "I don't have Wortman's email address but I know Ms. [other teacher] does. I guess you can call her Michelle now since you're OLD." LMAO. He said he'd ask her and get it to me and I was like, "Thank you so much, *TIM*, that is so nice of you."
OH AND LOL LAST NIGHT, everyone was trying to get me to take out the trash and I didn't feel like getting up, so my sister is like, "I bet LISA takes out the trash..." Yeah, I got up.