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LOL. So my dad is over. Which is strange, because if anything, my sister and I usually go over THERE but today I was sleeping and heard my mom on the phone - he called her and asked if he could stop by because "he missed his girlies". CUTE. Remind me of this next time he's a dick. But anyway, so he's here and my sister's like, "OH DID YOU SEE ALYSSA'S HAIR?!" And he was like, "Yeah! Blue!" and then a couple seconds later he's like, "I'm just waiting for the goddamn belly piercings." lol, my sister and I look at each other. *I stand up & lift up shirt, exposing belly button ring* "AW, GOD!" he yells, confused and horrified. LMAO LMAO LMAO.
EDIT: LOLOL. He goes, "I need to go outside, to wake up." And I started giving him shit, gesturing like I was smoking a cigarette because I knew that's what he meant. AND THEN HE SOMEHOW IMMEDIATELY FOUND A TAMPON AND THREW IT AT MY FACE LMAO.
EDIT: LOLOL. He goes, "I need to go outside, to wake up." And I started giving him shit, gesturing like I was smoking a cigarette because I knew that's what he meant. AND THEN HE SOMEHOW IMMEDIATELY FOUND A TAMPON AND THREW IT AT MY FACE LMAO.