HOUSE 5x16 - Softer Side
I already don't understand how this works, lol.
Also, that mother is from something! What is it?!
"Boots it is". omfg I love that.
NEW FAVE CUDDY OUTFIT! LET ME SHOW YOU IT. I SCREAMED FOR REAL. actuall yno, i dont like how the skirt is like, purple. I wish it was all black.
"Put a camera up its penis." lol.
OMG A BLIND UTERUS?! WHAT THE FUCK. I'M SO CONFUSED. I AM SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE CAN HAVE BOTH DNAS, AND THEY COULD MAKE A CHOICE, YET HE STILL HAS A UTERUS? WHUT.
kladfs;klsdfalsjl YES OMG THIS IS WHEN TAUB MOCKS BOARMAN. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO OMG.
"I think... there's something wrong with House." He's listening to parents, omg! lolol. "Maybe he had a great cup of coffee."
That mother, was she in X-Files. Sally Kendrick from Eve? No, wait, that's a lie.
HOUSE, WHY YOU NOT AN ASSHOLE?
"You think I'm totally lacking in fazing?" lol Oh, he's offended.
"You slept with House." I LOVE THAT HE ASSUMES A CUDDY!FUCK WOULD CURE HIS ASSHOLE-NESS. I love this OT3 so fucking bad. lol go Wilson! Get your monies back, bb!
CLINIC!!!!!111 kljfhsdflhjksajkfhas. lmao lmao faker. "Owww...... owww......" LOL DYING. I MISS CLINIC. "Did you give House the moron with the broken finger? He should have been screaming for a new doctor, um... seven minutes ago." lmao. I MISS CLINIC. AND THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
THIRTEEN'S NECKLACE, CAN I HAVE IT.
oh my god sad! the kid wanted to take dance! Liss-melting, let me show you it!
Kutner is such a dork. ilhim. his little soda cup. I love how everyone is talking to Foreman and Thirteen like they're broken up, and they're like trashing each other and lol I don't even know. It's amusing the shit out of me.
CUDDY'S ASS. GREAT SHOT.
I THINK MY PENIS STOPPED BREATHING - DO YOU KNOW CPR. SDKFHJLSDJKLFHHJLAKDFSASHJK. ALSO. THESE SHOTS ARE BEAUTIFUL. THEIR EYES. FUCK. and Hugh - I like ur open-shirt look.
"He's on heroin."
Kid has a Wizard of Oz poster in his room!
lol FOREMAN = ROCKY ROAD.
Thirteen's women = pink bubble gum.
lol Cuddy made Kutner ~babysit~.
Kutner/Taub's bet! love it.
I love that House figured it out that they know/think he's on heroin. "This is your version of a tox screen."
oooh! new external shot of PPTH at night! pretteh.
House making himself throw up. Holy shit. "Okay, I admit it, I have bulemia."
Methadone? wth. "I'm not detoxing - it doesn't help my pain, it eliminates it." AWW! He threw his cane in the trash! Gorgeous.
Cuddeh in pink! ♥!!
BEAUTIFUL SHOT OF HOUSE IN THE BATHROOM. OH OH I HEAR CUDDY'S HEELS!!! oh my god, this is gorgeous. "I CAN'T SIT BY AND WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF." oh my god. oh my god. ahh!! he's choosing methadone over his job. "I'm choosing LACK OF PAIN over this job." I'm proud of him. She gave him that ultimatum thinking he'd stay and she'd win, but. No, bb. GOD I LOVE THIS.
NO. NO. DO NOT LOSE THE STUBBLE, HOUSE. I GET IT'S MEANT TO REPRESENT A NEW TRANSITION AND A NEW LIFE BUT YOU'RE SO MUCH SEXIER *WITH* IT!!
oooh, the team looks really spiffy rightn ow, all in dark charcoal and blue.
OMFG WHO IS THIS BITCH AT HOUSE'S HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!? aww, he hired her to watch him sleep. lol a hooker!
OMG THIS IS SO WEIRD. SEEING HIM WITH A CLEAN FACE AND A SUIT. "You have two ties?!" lol! aw he's trying to start a diagnostics dept at a new hospital. I WANT CUDDY TO SEE HIM LOOKING LIKE THIS.
"He shaved, he was wearing a tie."
"If he buys a new pair of shoes should we let him smoke crack?!"
"He's our friend and this is his one chance to not be miserable."
Not his ONE chance, Wilson - Cuddy still hasn't slept with him here yet.
Cuddy-fuckage >>>>>>>>>>>> Methadone.
omg. yes. she is seeing him like this. "... wow." GOD. KLJSDFJHKLDSA."I was busy with this." what is it. awww!!! SHE'S ACCEPTING HIS METHADONE CHOICE! (ALSO. CUDDY. love THE OUTFIT.) he wants a raise. no. "we both know this is where you belong." KLSDJFHSAHJKDF! "welcome back." thank you. you're welcome. FUCKING NUTSACK THEY ARE *KILLING* ME TONIGHT.
"Cuddy missed me."
What about your cane?
"She asked to borrow it for some reason...." lol.
Foreman has like, pubes on his face.
CLEAN-SHAVEN HOUSE IS SO WEIRD.
energy drinks? what? oh, snap. diagnosis: dumbass parents.
I want the kid to be a girl and go to dance! :( OH OH! HE IS!!1 LSKDJFHADJSFH.
HOUSE PLAYING WITH DICE. LOVE IT. OMG MOAR CUDDY. I DID NOT EXPECT THIS. "Starting tomorrow, you come to MY office for your fix." sldfh;hjsdf. aww no! don't be done! oh my god. he's giving it up because he got a kid sick. and earlier he said he was giving up his job to be pain-free and now he's choosing the pain so he can do his job. because he really does CARE about people.
"you're afraid to be happy."
why do you care if i'm happy.
OH MY GOD THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. AMAZING INTENSITY AND TRUTH AND GOD I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. AND THE SHOT OF HIM TURNING THE LIGHT OFF, LEAVING HER IN HIS OFFICE ALL ALONE. GOD. GOD. I love them. This scene/episode runs so deep, I feel.
LOL!! THE CUDDY BIT IN THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK!! KLSDJFHADJ
Also, that mother is from something! What is it?!
"Boots it is". omfg I love that.
NEW FAVE CUDDY OUTFIT! LET ME SHOW YOU IT. I SCREAMED FOR REAL. actuall yno, i dont like how the skirt is like, purple. I wish it was all black.
"Put a camera up its penis." lol.
OMG A BLIND UTERUS?! WHAT THE FUCK. I'M SO CONFUSED. I AM SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE CAN HAVE BOTH DNAS, AND THEY COULD MAKE A CHOICE, YET HE STILL HAS A UTERUS? WHUT.
kladfs;klsdfalsjl YES OMG THIS IS WHEN TAUB MOCKS BOARMAN. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO OMG.
"I think... there's something wrong with House." He's listening to parents, omg! lolol. "Maybe he had a great cup of coffee."
That mother, was she in X-Files. Sally Kendrick from Eve? No, wait, that's a lie.
HOUSE, WHY YOU NOT AN ASSHOLE?
"You think I'm totally lacking in fazing?" lol Oh, he's offended.
"You slept with House." I LOVE THAT HE ASSUMES A CUDDY!FUCK WOULD CURE HIS ASSHOLE-NESS. I love this OT3 so fucking bad. lol go Wilson! Get your monies back, bb!
CLINIC!!!!!111 kljfhsdflhjksajkfhas. lmao lmao faker. "Owww...... owww......" LOL DYING. I MISS CLINIC. "Did you give House the moron with the broken finger? He should have been screaming for a new doctor, um... seven minutes ago." lmao. I MISS CLINIC. AND THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
THIRTEEN'S NECKLACE, CAN I HAVE IT.
oh my god sad! the kid wanted to take dance! Liss-melting, let me show you it!
Kutner is such a dork. ilhim. his little soda cup. I love how everyone is talking to Foreman and Thirteen like they're broken up, and they're like trashing each other and lol I don't even know. It's amusing the shit out of me.
CUDDY'S ASS. GREAT SHOT.
I THINK MY PENIS STOPPED BREATHING - DO YOU KNOW CPR. SDKFHJLSDJKLFHHJLAKDFSASHJK. ALSO. THESE SHOTS ARE BEAUTIFUL. THEIR EYES. FUCK. and Hugh - I like ur open-shirt look.
"He's on heroin."
Kid has a Wizard of Oz poster in his room!
lol FOREMAN = ROCKY ROAD.
Thirteen's women = pink bubble gum.
lol Cuddy made Kutner ~babysit~.
Kutner/Taub's bet! love it.
I love that House figured it out that they know/think he's on heroin. "This is your version of a tox screen."
oooh! new external shot of PPTH at night! pretteh.
House making himself throw up. Holy shit. "Okay, I admit it, I have bulemia."
Methadone? wth. "I'm not detoxing - it doesn't help my pain, it eliminates it." AWW! He threw his cane in the trash! Gorgeous.
Cuddeh in pink! ♥!!
BEAUTIFUL SHOT OF HOUSE IN THE BATHROOM. OH OH I HEAR CUDDY'S HEELS!!! oh my god, this is gorgeous. "I CAN'T SIT BY AND WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF." oh my god. oh my god. ahh!! he's choosing methadone over his job. "I'm choosing LACK OF PAIN over this job." I'm proud of him. She gave him that ultimatum thinking he'd stay and she'd win, but. No, bb. GOD I LOVE THIS.
NO. NO. DO NOT LOSE THE STUBBLE, HOUSE. I GET IT'S MEANT TO REPRESENT A NEW TRANSITION AND A NEW LIFE BUT YOU'RE SO MUCH SEXIER *WITH* IT!!
oooh, the team looks really spiffy rightn ow, all in dark charcoal and blue.
OMFG WHO IS THIS BITCH AT HOUSE'S HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!? aww, he hired her to watch him sleep. lol a hooker!
OMG THIS IS SO WEIRD. SEEING HIM WITH A CLEAN FACE AND A SUIT. "You have two ties?!" lol! aw he's trying to start a diagnostics dept at a new hospital. I WANT CUDDY TO SEE HIM LOOKING LIKE THIS.
"He shaved, he was wearing a tie."
"If he buys a new pair of shoes should we let him smoke crack?!"
"He's our friend and this is his one chance to not be miserable."
Not his ONE chance, Wilson - Cuddy still hasn't slept with him here yet.
Cuddy-fuckage >>>>>>>>>>>> Methadone.
omg. yes. she is seeing him like this. "... wow." GOD. KLJSDFJHKLDSA."I was busy with this." what is it. awww!!! SHE'S ACCEPTING HIS METHADONE CHOICE! (ALSO. CUDDY. love THE OUTFIT.) he wants a raise. no. "we both know this is where you belong." KLSDJFHSAHJKDF! "welcome back." thank you. you're welcome. FUCKING NUTSACK THEY ARE *KILLING* ME TONIGHT.
"Cuddy missed me."
What about your cane?
"She asked to borrow it for some reason...." lol.
Foreman has like, pubes on his face.
CLEAN-SHAVEN HOUSE IS SO WEIRD.
energy drinks? what? oh, snap. diagnosis: dumbass parents.
I want the kid to be a girl and go to dance! :( OH OH! HE IS!!1 LSKDJFHADJSFH.
HOUSE PLAYING WITH DICE. LOVE IT. OMG MOAR CUDDY. I DID NOT EXPECT THIS. "Starting tomorrow, you come to MY office for your fix." sldfh;hjsdf. aww no! don't be done! oh my god. he's giving it up because he got a kid sick. and earlier he said he was giving up his job to be pain-free and now he's choosing the pain so he can do his job. because he really does CARE about people.
"you're afraid to be happy."
why do you care if i'm happy.
OH MY GOD THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. AMAZING INTENSITY AND TRUTH AND GOD I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. AND THE SHOT OF HIM TURNING THE LIGHT OFF, LEAVING HER IN HIS OFFICE ALL ALONE. GOD. GOD. I love them. This scene/episode runs so deep, I feel.
LOL!! THE CUDDY BIT IN THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK!! KLSDJFHADJ