I was tagged, yo.
List 10 different fictional characters from any fandom/s you like, and don't peek at the questions until you're done.
01. Dana Scully (XF)
02. Kathy Geiss (30 Rock)
03. Greg House (House)
04. Monica Gellar (Friends)
05. Michael Scott (The Office)
06. Lisa Cuddy (House)
07. Kenneth (30 Rock)
08. Sweet Dee (Always Sunny)
09. Walter Skinner (XF)
10. Miranda Hobbes (SATC)
01. Would 4 (Monica) make a good mom/dad?
Yes! Her kids would never ever get sick, and they'd be very motivated all the time lol.
02. If 2 (Kathy Geiss) and 6 (Lisa Cuddy) are marooned on an island together, do they kiss or kill one another?
I think Cuddy would probably kill her, if anything. Other than that I just see them going their separate ways lmao.
03. Describe 5 (Michael Scott) and 1's (Dana Scully) first kiss.
AWKWARD. WET.
04. How does 8 (Dee) convince 7 (Kenneth) to go with him/her on a date?
Oh my god, this is something I'd really really like to see, anything Dee/Kenneth would be SO fucking awesome. I could see their dynamic being much like Dee's is with Rickety Cricket, she could totally control him except Kenneth would be way more hilarious in that capacity because he's so much more oblivious to being controlled.
05. 10 (Miranda) is moving in with 9 (Skinner). What do they fight about the most?
Probably Skinner's job. Miranda would probably get annoyed, I don't fucking know. I'm not very imaginative right now, apparently.
06. 2 (Kathy Geiss) and 7 (Kenneth) are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Kathy Geiss is SO protective of Kenneth. She is also the jealous type.
07. Who is first going to say "I love you", 1 (Scully) or 9 (Skinner)?
Well we all know that Scully actually did say it first, so.
08. What would 8 (Dee) like to change about 10 (Miranda)? Does 10 approve?
Dee would like to get rid of Brady. No, Miranda does not approve.
09. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, 5 (Michael Scott) or 8 (Dee)? How does bridesmaid/best man 10 (Miranda) soothe them?
This is a tough one. I think they'd both be pretty freaked, but Michael seems more pro-marriage than Dee is, so I think she'd probably have more jitters. Michael would be all symbolic about it and deep and excited.
10. Your team is 3 (House), 6 (Cuddy) and 10 (Miranda). The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?
This meme gets a lot of questions for 10. Cuddy - social, House - mental, Miranda - physical.
11. 4 (Monica) becomes 1's (Scully's) boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?
Really good, I think. They're both successful strong women in a man's world, they're both driven and strive for excellence and I seriously don't see any problems at all.
12. 2 (Kathy Geiss) finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's (Lisa Cuddy's) continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?
LMAO LMAO LMAO SDJKLFHKJSHDFJKLHSAF. NO THEY COULD NOT FIT IN WITHOUT GOING WONKY. I'M DYING.
13. 3 (House) and 8 (Dee) are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?
I don't think they would, tbh. House probably could, but I imagine Dee getting in the way.
14. 9 (Skinner) and 5 (Michael Scott) get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?
1 - for everyone they work with to be their best friend.
2 - more prostitutes.
3 - to go on a really fun travel adventure.
15. 1 (Scully) and 2 (Kathy Geiss) are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4 (Monica). They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any code vs. killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?
No, dude, I think Monica will be mince meat.
I have nothing exciting to report. I got drug out to dinner last night - I WAS BRUTALLY AWOKEN BY MY CELL PHONE, and was fully intending on not going, but I ended up ranting to Mette and she was like, "Aww! Liss come to dinner!!!" So I decided to. I got this amazing pizza at Biaggi's, do you guys have that restaurant? Then I left with Ali and let me just say, I love that girl. I told her all of my CJ issues and SHE IS SO FUNNY. She's with this guy Ben now, and she's all, "HAS HE FUCKING CRIED IN FRONT OF YOU YET?!" And I was like, "YES OH MY GOD" and she was like, "BEN GETS THIS FUCKING STUPID LIP QUIVER AND WHEN I SEE IT STARTING, I YELL AT HIM - DON'T YOU FUCKING CRY AT ME!" And she also told me that if he ever tells her he loves her, she gets up and leaves. "You don't know the meaning of that word - I take it seriously and it's almost an insult to me for you to say that right now." So that is a very good idea, ILHER. We went back to her house and played a really super fun card game - Categories, I think? Do you guys know that one? You put all the cards on the table and each # has a different theme or rule to it. Like you have to think of rhymes and do symbols with your hands and think of songs with certain words in them depending on which card you draw, and whoever loses that round has to drink. IDK it was very fun. We also played Catch Phrase!! klsdhf. Annnnd then I slept all day today with a little bb hangover and THEN I WATCHED JEOPARDY.
I am also stressing about New Year's. BALLS BALLS BALLS I NEED LIFE TO STOP FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
OH. AND. YAAAAY Bristol, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW BUNDLE OF BB PALIN JOY no, that word is too meaningful to me to waste on anything to do with Palin.