hey baby! you gotta remember i'm forever your girl
Paula Abdul is fucking slaying me. I have never seen her be more adorable in my entire life, practically. Her little jewelry. And she's in this green outfit and her hair is cute as fuck, and she put this fur thing on her neck and went and stood in front of this Christmas tree and she is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. And she's next to these two tall-ass models and she's like, this big and I want to squish her (again).
And for cute, my sister said she wanted the star ring. And I wanted it too. So my mom was going to buy us matchy Paula jewelry for Christmas and then IT SOLD OUT. Goddamn shoppers.
omg cute she is like, nervous and adorable.
383-173. WANT. BLACK DIAMONDS AND HEMATITE. SHIT SON, IT'S GORG.
Seriously. I know it's like ~Paula Abdul, the crazy drunk and incompetent laughing stock of the entire world~ or whatever, but I love her and every single time I've worn something of hers, I've gotten compliments. I can't even think of a time when someone hasn't said something. Her stuff is so beautiful and unique to RL people.
Also. Her new little logo. I love it. I love all of this shit. It's like all stars and rhinestones and words cannot express how much I love stars and rhinestones.
OH CUTE SHE JUST TALKED ABOUT BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP. That reminds me of CJ. LOL ALSO. She has a guys' bracelet and I want to get it for him just to see if he'd like/wear it. And then I'd be even moar into him because hi, he's wearing Paula jewelry. I could so see any of my friends at a party: "OH, Paula Abdul made your bracelet? You must be Alyssa's boyfriend. Hi, *introduces self*." I think it's really hot when guys wear jewelry in general. Liss fact #3392. Hank Moody's ring kills me.
OKAY, SHE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I CANNOT GET OVER IT. I WISH THE PAULA FANDOM WAS AWESOME AND RECORDED THIS SHIT IN HD AND CAPPED IT BECAUSE I WANT LIKE A MILLION ICONS OF HER BEAUTY IN FRONT OF THIS CHRISTMAS TREE RIGHT NOW.
Jesus Christ, there's a GUITAR. And even THAT has stars on it. I'm dying. DYING. annnnd there is a snake on it, also. HOLY BALLS. sldkjfh salkdhjf slkdjf sldkjfh sdlkjf asdlkjf sakljfh sakjf sdkjfhas. so cool so cool so cool. WANT.
And there's a clutch, and it's called the Opposites Attract clutch and I'm like, geeking the fuck out.
Also. She is so short. She is like a little bundle of love and dance and adorableness and it kills me. ♥ OHH MY GOD SO MANY SPARKLY THINGS. THIS IS GREATLY PLEASING TO MY... LOVE OF SPARKLY THINGS. and lmao she is wearing like 400 things at a time and I have no idea how she manages to pull it off but she does and I adore her. ADORE. ♥ ♥ ♥ When's her perfume coming out? I want it so bad, she smells fucking amazing.
LOL SAULA. "He eats my candy anyway, so." I'm such a perv. hee. :)
ugh gross, I have to get up at 10 IN THE MORNING. because she's doing MOAR shows and I'm a dedicated biotch. And as a fangirl, it's my job to pimp this shit. PIMPING: Forever Your Girl. ♥
And for cute, my sister said she wanted the star ring. And I wanted it too. So my mom was going to buy us matchy Paula jewelry for Christmas and then IT SOLD OUT. Goddamn shoppers.
omg cute she is like, nervous and adorable.
383-173. WANT. BLACK DIAMONDS AND HEMATITE. SHIT SON, IT'S GORG.
Seriously. I know it's like ~Paula Abdul, the crazy drunk and incompetent laughing stock of the entire world~ or whatever, but I love her and every single time I've worn something of hers, I've gotten compliments. I can't even think of a time when someone hasn't said something. Her stuff is so beautiful and unique to RL people.
Also. Her new little logo. I love it. I love all of this shit. It's like all stars and rhinestones and words cannot express how much I love stars and rhinestones.
OH CUTE SHE JUST TALKED ABOUT BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP. That reminds me of CJ. LOL ALSO. She has a guys' bracelet and I want to get it for him just to see if he'd like/wear it. And then I'd be even moar into him because hi, he's wearing Paula jewelry. I could so see any of my friends at a party: "OH, Paula Abdul made your bracelet? You must be Alyssa's boyfriend. Hi, *introduces self*." I think it's really hot when guys wear jewelry in general. Liss fact #3392. Hank Moody's ring kills me.
OKAY, SHE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I CANNOT GET OVER IT. I WISH THE PAULA FANDOM WAS AWESOME AND RECORDED THIS SHIT IN HD AND CAPPED IT BECAUSE I WANT LIKE A MILLION ICONS OF HER BEAUTY IN FRONT OF THIS CHRISTMAS TREE RIGHT NOW.
Jesus Christ, there's a GUITAR. And even THAT has stars on it. I'm dying. DYING. annnnd there is a snake on it, also. HOLY BALLS. sldkjfh salkdhjf slkdjf sldkjfh sdlkjf asdlkjf sakljfh sakjf sdkjfhas. so cool so cool so cool. WANT.
And there's a clutch, and it's called the Opposites Attract clutch and I'm like, geeking the fuck out.
Also. She is so short. She is like a little bundle of love and dance and adorableness and it kills me. ♥ OHH MY GOD SO MANY SPARKLY THINGS. THIS IS GREATLY PLEASING TO MY... LOVE OF SPARKLY THINGS. and lmao she is wearing like 400 things at a time and I have no idea how she manages to pull it off but she does and I adore her. ADORE. ♥ ♥ ♥ When's her perfume coming out? I want it so bad, she smells fucking amazing.
LOL SAULA. "He eats my candy anyway, so." I'm such a perv. hee. :)
ugh gross, I have to get up at 10 IN THE MORNING. because she's doing MOAR shows and I'm a dedicated biotch. And as a fangirl, it's my job to pimp this shit. PIMPING: Forever Your Girl. ♥