HOUSE 5x11 - Joy To The World
FIRST THING I FUCKING HEAR - "JOY TO THE WORLD". KJLDSF DKLSJFH KJHDFA THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW EXCITED I AM RIGHT NOW. I DIED UPON HEARING THAT. Please please PLEASE be awesome enough to get me through the hiatus.
CUDDY1!!11 "I've noticed you a lot recently. It's almost as if you have sexual interest in someone here." lskadf kjlsd fkjlsdhf kjldsf jksdf jkdsf kjldshf kadslol Taub.
HE GOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. WHOEVER SENT IT TO HIM CALLED HIM GREG. PLEASE BE FROM CUDDY. IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE FROM HER AND SHE CALLED HIM GREG, I WILL SHIT. "Greg - made me think of you." or "Greg - thought of you", I don't remember.
oh my god that book was worth $400. I am SO fucking intrigued.
CUDDY!!1 "Do you have any kids?" oh my god. "I bet you were cool. You're pretty." You're pretty too. oh my god oh my god. I can't even. This scene is so beautiful.
Girl: "They called me a pig."
Cuddy: "Forget about them." ♥
the hair is growing on me, I guess.
"Green wrapping paper?" OH MY GOD. WILSON KNOWS. wait, what? Irene Adler, Christmas 2001? OH OH HE IS SO MAKING THIS UP, I BET. idk. LMAO LMA SAKLJDFHASKJF SKADFHL ASLFJHLSADKFHJA THEY DID THE MUSIC FAKE-OUT AGAIN, TOO. Wait, so is this shit from Wilson? So confused. Same book, same paper, same note? wth wth SO CONFUSED. My guess is he knew it was from Cuddy because he, Wilson, ALSO got a present from her this year in green paper. Although green isn't all that uncommon of a Christmas wrapping color, so him guessing it, even if he DID guess it, isn't THAT big of a leap.
OH MY GOD HER BOOBS.
PINK!!!! "I was gonna stalk you at home but it was a busy week and your office is closer." ljskadfhkjlhasd.
taub. TAUB. KJHSDF KLHJSAD FHJKL AKSDFHA. "I THINK SHE LOVES YOU. Tell her how you feel, or I will." HOLY FUCK TAUB. SKDLJFH KJSFD JKDSFJKSFJKSF KJSDFKSFKSF FKSDKFKSFD KSJDFAKDFH.
Oh, the thing IS from Wilson! LOL. oh my god this scene with Wilson is SO ace.
Clinic. HEE. :) Sky blue shirt. "If you can't be nice, why be a doctor." lmao lmao.
OH MY GOD. CUDDY IN THE SURGICAL MASK. WITH HER HAIR DOWN. THESE SHOTS ARE GORGEOUS. I'M DYING. OH MY GOD. AESTHETIC ORGASM, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
LOL @ "Cuddy" being crossed off. AND LOL THEN HE BROUGHT HER BACK. oh my god, "hots for me". again. AGAIN. something is SO going to go down, you guys.
"You weren't a loser in high school. You had every ___, ___ and ____ (guys names i forgot) wetdreaming about you." sjlfdh kljshf.
OH MY GOD HE BROUGHT UP JOY. I CANNOT. EVEN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY, FOR REAL.
omg! Kutner yelling at the kid, wow, badass.
Cuddy. ♥ "good at school, good at work, lousy at life." oh my god. emmy. emmy.
HOUSE'S TIE AND CUDDY'S OUTFIT. and they are both in lab coats. dying. DEAD. "I don't know why you care so much."
OH MY GOD. BABY WITHOUT A DADDY. IS THIS REAL. OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN. I hope this actually goes through, I love that they took a risk with this or something!
Also. This makes me so upset. How some random VIRGIN can get PREGNANT but Cuddy can't get a baby. Even through adoption. It's just fucking cruel.
CUTE. CUDDY AT THE TABLE. yes! she said something about multiple endocrine system! it makes me so happy when she's endocrinologist!Cuddy.
OT3 SCENE! oh my god. I have too much to say. "He's being kind."
CUDDY's SHOES. also. I fucking LOVE her blazer.
OH MY GOD HE JUST SAID "B-R-B." love. love.
LMAO HE FAKED IT. HE FAKED THE VIRGIN BIRTH. SADLKFHJ ASKJFHL. It makes sense. And now I am less sad about Cuddy.
"I think you're confusing nice and evil again." LMAO. DELIVERY = ACE. OMG. OMG. CUDDY!EPIPHANY. I see it on her face, AWW! ♥
Cuddy telling them. I love this show. oh my god I love this show. And oh my god, I was crying thinking of Cuddy when the patient said, "I wanted to give it away", and then it cuts to Lisa crying. And I said "oh my god". I can't deal. OH my god. Emmy. EMMY.
oh my god. she's going to find it. i'm crying. this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life, Lisa Edelstein. oh my god, the baby is still alive. OH MY GOD. "That's not your baby." oh my god. AND CUDDY BRINGING HER BACK. "Who's that?" "It's your daughter." I have no words for this. Any of it. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Lisa Edelstein act/be/portray.
A Fine Frenzy. ♥
Oh my god Kutner! ♥
Cuddy. Standing with the baby. House behind her. "What are you gonna do." and oh my god her smile. "Merry Christmas, Cuddy." I have so much to say. I want her to have this baby so badly, I don't care what happens to the ship (lies, I do, but you know what I mean) because of it, because this baby, I want her to have it so bad just because she went and fucking found it. Expecting it to be dead. And it was scary and dark and she stumbled and got yelled at but she saved it. It's the most beautiful thing.
Fucking Foreman and Thirteen stole my Joy To The World ending kiss.
I have so much to say. I can't even. That was one of the loveliest things I've ever seen. Lisa. ♥
You guys, my eyes have never hurt so bad in my life so I have to go to bed, but do not hesitate to leave me your thoughts. I will get to them in the morning, after I've no doubt found another one of life's answers in my sleep, as I've so been doing lately. Love you guys. Impress me with your flail and brilliance and discussion! ♥! B-R-B.
EDIT: I did. I thought of something in my sleep. My arm fell asleep and it woke me up and then I was thinking kind of half-awake like and I remembered:
um. Was there not a spoiler about Chase and Cameron? About how Taub and the new team went to them asking where House's present came from? And they said something about them barking up the wrong tree? WTH why did we get so many FALSIFIED spoilers this week?!