HOUSE 5x04 - Birthmarks, oh my fucking god.
AWW, what a sad teaser. OH INTERESTING. I LOVE WISHING THINGS AND STUFF. MAGIC. Oh score.
HOUSE'S MOTORCYCLE JACKET. JHSKDFH.
"Your dad died? Are you--"
"YUP. FINE." LOLLLLL.
Kutner, you're sort of Asian. lol.
LMAO FOREMAN'S TIE.
"I'm not deflecting to hide something deep, I'm deflecting to hide something shallow. I'm fine, I didn't even like the man."
LOL THE THROWING OF THE LICORICE ROOT!!
Written by Doris Egan! ♥!!
CUDDY. "Are we done emoting now?!" I DON'T THINK I CAN SLEEP ALONE. OH MY GO
...... I SERIOUSLY HAD TO NOT BE ON THE KEYS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THAT EXPERIENCE. I SHRIVELED UP INTO A BALL AND FELL DOWN OFF THE COUCH.
"Works better in a large muscle - drop your pants." AND HOUSE DROPS HIS PANTS. AND CUDDY GIVES HIM AN INJECTION. IN THE ASS.
OUR SHIP HAS MATCHY ASS-INJECTIONS.
OH MY FUCKING *GOD*. OH MY GOD!
KHJSADFHSAD OH MY. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. ASJKLDFHJHKALF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, 9 MINUTES IN!! AND I AM ALREADY FLAILING MY ASS OF FMORE THAN I AVER HAVE.
OH MY GOD. SHE DRUGGED HIM.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I MISS THIS SHOW MUCH. I HAVEN'T OUTRIGHT *FLAILED* THIS BADLY OVER ANYTHING THIS BIG AND BLATANT IN LIKE... IDEK. I MEAN I'VE FLAILED OVER STUFF BUT THIS IS SO DIFFERENT. I FUCKING MISS THIS. IM DYING. I MISS THIS EXCITEMENT.
HANSON. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD! THE TEAM'S RINGTONE IS MMM BOP!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. MY HEAD IS BACK IN HIS OFFICE WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AND CUDDY GIVING HIM A FUCKING INJECTION IN HIS ASS. THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A MATCHY LONG SHOT OF IT.
oh my god, the keys in the drain. what an asshole.
awww, adopted bb Kutner. ♥
I'M STILL FUCKIN DYING OVER THE ASS-INJECTION. I NEVER WOULD HAVE EVER EVER EXPECTED THAT.
LOL omg wilson's crank flashlight.
awww!! AMBER!!
"A struggle to protest one's captors is never pointless."
lol cute, Chase/Cam/Foreman hanging out at the desk.
OH MY GOD!! "He's not my biological father." oh my god, oh my god. And he has a birthmark on his scalp.
WHOA. THERE'S A WARRANT FOR WILSON'S ARREST IN LOUSIANA?! WHAT THE FUCK FOR?1 OMG OMGOMG.
lmao oh my god, fucking MMM Bop.
"first words you ever said to me" - OH, INTERESTING. first words EVER ever?
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone" - Does anyone have it? I don't know it but IL BIlly Joel. OH MY GOD, CUTE, HOUSE BAILED WILSON OUT OF JAIL, THAT'S HOW THEY MET!! ohhhh I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY.
"That whole story was lies - HE STABBED A MAN."
lmao i'm dying. and the cop is on Wilson's and Cuddy's and House's mom's side. "You can go". LOLLLL. OH MY GOD I THINK THIS IS OEN OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES EVERR.
omg enough fucking commercials already.
Bubbles! ♥ lol.
Oh my god they found the funeral. I feel so sick for him.
oh my god, this is so sad. "Do you have any ideas of what you're going to say?" The war is over, Greg. oh my god. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Fuck this patient, seriously. I don't care. Go get drunk and die. I don't feel bad for you.
"I've chosen James Bond as my dad."
oh my god, my heart is going a mile a minute. oh my god.
"This man you're eger to pay homage to, he was incapable of admitting any ..." oh I lost it, idk. AND THEN HE SEES HIS MOM. and I don't know what's going to happen. "I just wish..." OH MY GOD. SAD. AND HE KISSED HIS HEAD. HIS DAD'S HEAD. OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD! HE WAS FAKING IT. THIS EPISODE IS CONSTANTLY CATCHING ME OFF GUARD, I LOVE IT.
ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE? ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT.
WINE BOTTLE. YES. OH MY GOD. there is so much to say about all of this, this episode as a whole.
oh my god, yes, they tried to kill her. and she lived. OH MY GOD I LOVE IT. Oh my god they tried to kill her by shoving metal things through her skull as an infant! That is sick. I love it.
DNA results. oh my god he was right. his dad wasn't his biological dad.
Cuddy hasn't filled Wilson's position yet. ♥ awww, he's coming back! Wilson!! "I'm coming back because you're right... That annoying trip we just took was the most fun I've had since Amber died."
I am SO beyond satisfied and content with this episode.