"I got pregnant on the bridge to nowhere"
OH MY GOD.
OKAY, SO. Remember how earlier today, Star magazine told us that Lisa was pregnant, and I got excited, and then her rep said it was a lie, and I got really sad? Well, World of Wonder got in touch with her today and she emailed them back. YOU GUYS. SHE IS BLAMING. THE PREGNANCY THING. ON SARAH. FUCKING PALIN. THIS IS THE EMAIL SHE SENT:
In trying to come up with a reasonable response to my alleged pregnancy, I've decided the only thing to do is blame it all on Palin. I encourage others to add their thoughts to the matter.
1. Just because I'm 17, doesn't mean I'm pregnant.
2. Just because you put lipstick on a story doesn't make it true.
3. I got pregnant on the bridge to nowhere.
Please continue...
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS! HAS MAKING FUN OF SARAH PALIN NOT BEEN MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER?! THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING AWESOME! AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT HER BRILLIANCE AND OUTSPOKENNESS AND JKSDAFHKJLFDA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DEAL!!! NO REALLY, I CANNOT EVEN CONTAIN THIS RIGHT NOW. This is quite possibly THE most awesome thing she has ever said as is applicable to my current views on actual events.*
(*okay no really if this email is fake, I will freak but WoW is pretty reliable for her since her BFF JSJ is somehow connected to it, apparently, I don't know but I really want to believe this because LOL. SARAH PALIN.)
She was at the DNC, too. ♥ And I love it. THIS IS SO KLSJADFH SDAKFHJLA MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER. GO AHEAD AND REMIND ME OF HOW AWESOME SHE IS FOR THIS.
EDIT: LOL I LOVE THE LISA FANDOM SFM. WE'RE ADDING TO HER LIST. THESE ARE MINE.
4. Only members of the PTA or governors of distant states seem get pregnant on a regular basis. I am neither of these things.
5. "What exactly does a mother do every day?" I ask.
6. I'm not ready to be a hockey mom yet.
7. I don't have any unique names picked out.
8. Having a baby might put me $20 million in debt.
9. I'm a vegetarian. I cannot feed my child mooseburgers.
10. I want to have a baby, but I'm afraid of the press. I might talk to People though.
HELP ME THINK OF MOAAAARR. Also. There are more in the original post.
OKAY, SO. Remember how earlier today, Star magazine told us that Lisa was pregnant, and I got excited, and then her rep said it was a lie, and I got really sad? Well, World of Wonder got in touch with her today and she emailed them back. YOU GUYS. SHE IS BLAMING. THE PREGNANCY THING. ON SARAH. FUCKING PALIN. THIS IS THE EMAIL SHE SENT:
In trying to come up with a reasonable response to my alleged pregnancy, I've decided the only thing to do is blame it all on Palin. I encourage others to add their thoughts to the matter.
1. Just because I'm 17, doesn't mean I'm pregnant.
2. Just because you put lipstick on a story doesn't make it true.
3. I got pregnant on the bridge to nowhere.
Please continue...
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS! HAS MAKING FUN OF SARAH PALIN NOT BEEN MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER?! THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING AWESOME! AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT HER BRILLIANCE AND OUTSPOKENNESS AND JKSDAFHKJLFDA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DEAL!!! NO REALLY, I CANNOT EVEN CONTAIN THIS RIGHT NOW. This is quite possibly THE most awesome thing she has ever said as is applicable to my current views on actual events.*
(*okay no really if this email is fake, I will freak but WoW is pretty reliable for her since her BFF JSJ is somehow connected to it, apparently, I don't know but I really want to believe this because LOL. SARAH PALIN.)
She was at the DNC, too. ♥ And I love it. THIS IS SO KLSJADFH SDAKFHJLA MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER. GO AHEAD AND REMIND ME OF HOW AWESOME SHE IS FOR THIS.
EDIT: LOL I LOVE THE LISA FANDOM SFM. WE'RE ADDING TO HER LIST. THESE ARE MINE.
4. Only members of the PTA or governors of distant states seem get pregnant on a regular basis. I am neither of these things.
5. "What exactly does a mother do every day?" I ask.
6. I'm not ready to be a hockey mom yet.
7. I don't have any unique names picked out.
8. Having a baby might put me $20 million in debt.
9. I'm a vegetarian. I cannot feed my child mooseburgers.
10. I want to have a baby, but I'm afraid of the press. I might talk to People though.
HELP ME THINK OF MOAAAARR. Also. There are more in the original post.