PERJURER. FELON!

[lissie_pissie]

Me: *is filling out srs legal form on computer and reading aloud* "Under the penalties of *slows down* perjury.... hahahahahahahaha."
Mom: What's so funny?
Me: lol perjury.
Mom: What? Is it because you thought of Lisa... Cuddy?
Me: UH-HUH.
Mom: I KNEW IT!

LOLLLLLL.

OH MY GOD, SEVEN DAYS. SIX NOW PRETTY MUCH.

EDIT: OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. SPOILER.
NO REALLY. MY BODY CANNOT HANDLE BEING KILLED BY HOUSE SPOILERS ON SUCH A WEEKLY BASIS RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD.

EDIT AGAIN: i am trufax CRASHING really really badly after that flail episode. I just expended so much adrenaline.