Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.
LOL I forgot to mention, when I was on the boat last night, we were making bets on how deep we thought it was there and when we finally looked, guess what it was. 42 feet. I totally died. I should have guessed that.
I had such messed up dreams. I dreamt I met Robert Patrick lmao. First, I was at some thing in NY, some Victoria Secret museum or something, and then I saw Gwyneth Paltrow in a yellow dress smoking a cigarette, and then inside, I saw George Clooney and Jason Alexander, lmao HOW RANDOM. So they said hi and shook our hands and then I gave them chocolates that I found on the table. And we got pictures with them, they were so badass. Then we went to the liquor store and we didn't have wristbands so we got thrown out even though Andy had his fake ID. So I went up to a cop I saw and I said, "HI, excuse me. I just got thrown out because I didn't have a wristband, but no one was at the door to give us one, so I am just wondering for future reference where I would get those." And we ended up talking a lot and he was so cute and then he got out of the car and him and I and then some other people were talking AND THEN ROBERT PATRICK CAME. Mette was like "DOGGETT, DOGGETT!!!111" and he didn't respond so I was like "PATRICK! ROBERT PATRICK!!" And he was SO cool you guys! He was talking to us and I asked him if we could please have a picture. He thought about it for a second and I was like, "You can say no, it's totally fine". And he said, "No no, you can have one, as long as it's from an angle that I've never done before - it has to be creative or you don't get one." So I was like "*BAM, lays on ground and mimics camera all crooked and cool*". So he was like, "Okay!" So then we get fucking Vanessa Hudgens (wth. this is THE most random celebrity dream I have ever had) to take it but she was an idiot and kept taking pictures of herself. Like she didn't know which way the camera worked - she was facing the lens towards herself instead of us. And then we were like, in a bus, and we realized it was 2am and Robert had to go because he had to film for a new Terminator movie. LOL. Then, Oprah, was giving shit away as usual, and I was like one of the 10 people she called. And she started out small, she gave the first girl a CD, and the gifts got progressively better. Some bitch got an AMAZING pink dress that I wanted so bad. And I still didn't have anything so I was thinking mine would be pretty badass because she had been building up. BUT THEN IT WAS OVER AND I WAS LIKE, "OPRAH. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SIT UP THERE, THEN." and we REALIZED that the bitch who got the pink dress had stolen my identity and that it was really mine but it was pointless to have because Oprah had it sized for her and it was larger because she was pregnant, apparently. So she had to order me a new one.
Chocolate. I love chocolate so bad right now.
Oh, and - if there are any of my non-mutual friends who would like to continue to read my locked entries, please come and leave a comment to THIS POST. I'm going to be locking the stuff that has to do with my specific social life or where I write at length about RL people, or basically whatever I feel like. So, just to give you an idea. But I don't want to punish the people who want to still read that stuff just because I haven't been able to add them back. So just let me know. :)
I had such messed up dreams. I dreamt I met Robert Patrick lmao. First, I was at some thing in NY, some Victoria Secret museum or something, and then I saw Gwyneth Paltrow in a yellow dress smoking a cigarette, and then inside, I saw George Clooney and Jason Alexander, lmao HOW RANDOM. So they said hi and shook our hands and then I gave them chocolates that I found on the table. And we got pictures with them, they were so badass. Then we went to the liquor store and we didn't have wristbands so we got thrown out even though Andy had his fake ID. So I went up to a cop I saw and I said, "HI, excuse me. I just got thrown out because I didn't have a wristband, but no one was at the door to give us one, so I am just wondering for future reference where I would get those." And we ended up talking a lot and he was so cute and then he got out of the car and him and I and then some other people were talking AND THEN ROBERT PATRICK CAME. Mette was like "DOGGETT, DOGGETT!!!111" and he didn't respond so I was like "PATRICK! ROBERT PATRICK!!" And he was SO cool you guys! He was talking to us and I asked him if we could please have a picture. He thought about it for a second and I was like, "You can say no, it's totally fine". And he said, "No no, you can have one, as long as it's from an angle that I've never done before - it has to be creative or you don't get one." So I was like "*BAM, lays on ground and mimics camera all crooked and cool*". So he was like, "Okay!" So then we get fucking Vanessa Hudgens (wth. this is THE most random celebrity dream I have ever had) to take it but she was an idiot and kept taking pictures of herself. Like she didn't know which way the camera worked - she was facing the lens towards herself instead of us. And then we were like, in a bus, and we realized it was 2am and Robert had to go because he had to film for a new Terminator movie. LOL. Then, Oprah, was giving shit away as usual, and I was like one of the 10 people she called. And she started out small, she gave the first girl a CD, and the gifts got progressively better. Some bitch got an AMAZING pink dress that I wanted so bad. And I still didn't have anything so I was thinking mine would be pretty badass because she had been building up. BUT THEN IT WAS OVER AND I WAS LIKE, "OPRAH. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SIT UP THERE, THEN." and we REALIZED that the bitch who got the pink dress had stolen my identity and that it was really mine but it was pointless to have because Oprah had it sized for her and it was larger because she was pregnant, apparently. So she had to order me a new one.
Chocolate. I love chocolate so bad right now.
Oh, and - if there are any of my non-mutual friends who would like to continue to read my locked entries, please come and leave a comment to THIS POST. I'm going to be locking the stuff that has to do with my specific social life or where I write at length about RL people, or basically whatever I feel like. So, just to give you an idea. But I don't want to punish the people who want to still read that stuff just because I haven't been able to add them back. So just let me know. :)