if something it too good to be true, it probably is.

[lissie_pissie]

OH OH, I already told Hell this, but Rob, that really hot waiter I met in the summer? Is apparently HUGELY slutty, dirty, and disgusting. I felt the need to let you know. I was going through my tags just now and remembered I never told you. Alysia mentioned Buca (which is the restaurant I met him at, hence his nickname) and I was like, "Wait, you worked there?" She said yes. I asked her if she knew Rob and her eyes got huge. I was like, "I KNOW, RIGHT? HE'S SO HOT!" and she was like, "No, Liss. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED HIM." I'm thinking, 'um, why, did you date him or something?', but instead I say, "No, not... YET, no, I don't know." And she told me not to because he allegedly has several STDs and makes out with 40 year olds? Everyone at work knew that and saw stuff happen and GOD HOW SAD. The 5 other people at the table were confused as hell, so I told the story of how I met him and how attractive and charming he was, they told me I had balls for slipping him my info, and then Alysia just made jokes about Chlamydia.

It reminds me of Gillian's bit in Playing By Heart about how there could be three things wrong with a guy, they're either involved with somebody else (or in this case, a dirty, walking-STD manwhore), gay, or crazy. I quote that to people at LEAST once a week, I feel. Because it is so true.

I am so emo and hormonal right now, not even over Buca boy. I'm never interested in anyone, and when I AM, they've either got a girlfriend or won't respond to me half the time anyway. I've got The Way We Were and a box of chocolates NEW LISA PICTURES!! Screw movie time.