HOUSE MD - "Living the Dream"
SMITH! SMITH JERROD!! "I NEED TO DRINK... FOR ANNA." LMAO OMG THIS IS SO CORNY. AND OMG I love them for faking us out like that with the music and all!!
HOUSE = TAXI DRIVER. KIDNAPPING AN ACTOR FROM HIS FAVORITE TV SHOW. LMAO LMAO.
omg yay! no commercial again! SMART DECISION.
CUDDY. YOU ARE SO HOT. CUDDY RIGHT AWAY OMG OMG SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!! LIKE IN THE FACE! AND HER HAIR. AND OMG HOUSE SALUTING HER WITH HIS BERET. SDKJFHASD.
LMAO HOUSE CANT SEPARATE RL FROM HIS SHOW. "I DONT CARE IF YOU DIE." OMG OMG HE'S MEASURING HIS ACTING TIME AND HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE SMARTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
OMG SITTING ON HER DESK. LEGS CROSSED AND CUTENESS.
"why is house driving a limo". PINK!!!!!!!
LOL AMBER'S DAMN MATTRESS IS HURTING WILSON. "ARE YOU MOCKING ME".
House just said Zero Sum, what does that mean, that's an XF title.
*injects Smith in the neck* "He needs an MRI". LMAO LMAO LMAO.
HOUSE IN SUNGLASSES IN THE MRI ROOM! OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO ICON. and he's pulling his sunglasses down. this episode, 8 minutes in, ALREADY an icon gold mine.
LMAO "EXCUSE ME WHERE IS DR CUDDY" OMG SHE IS GORGEOUS. "WHAT DID HOUSE DO" I CANT TYPE FAST ENOUGH. HE CAN'T WALK. CUDDY LOOKS SO SONCERNED. AND IS BRUSHING HER HAIR OUT OF HER FACE. SHE IS IN PINK. AND YAAAAAAAAAAY FOR CUDDY TIME!!!!
House says, "Kutner, leave the room, wait 30 minutes, and then come back and say the test was negative." LMAO KUTNER I LOVE YOU "is it okay if I use that time to do the test?"
LMAO HE IS MAKING THEM ALL WATCH HIS FANDOM DVDS. "I HAD NO IDEA MARIE WORE AN UNDERWIRE". good god House knows his bras.
"I think I dated that nurse, though", LMAO.
CUDDYYYYYYYYY!! "HOUSE, OUTSIDE." lkjsdfaljks reprimand his ass, Cuddy, do it. "You have an obsession with a character or an actor who plays them, I feel for you, you need to work it out." LMAO.
IS SHE GRABBING HIS HAND!!!!!!!!?!!!?!???? IS SHE? BEFORE THE LINE ABOUT THE BANANA FACTORY.
"Yeah, that sounds like me" - DID YOU SEE HOW HE LOOKED AT HER.
Wilson/Amber mattress shopping! LMAO CTB I LOVE YOU. for lying about being pregnant.
OMG House, he must be in heaven, on the set of his fave show.
Sunflower seeds, he says him eating too much causes impotence? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR MULDER?!!?!??!!?
GET OUT OF HIS HEAD, CAMERON.
"Lack of response to your chest tells us nothing (Cameron), Thirteen..." LMAO.
"Where can I find a decent set of knockers around here?" I SCREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D CUT TO CUDDY. IT SHOULD HAVE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT.
I CANT TYPE FAST ENOUGH IN THIS DAMN RECAP TO KEEP UP WITH ALL OF THE GOOD LINES AND THINGS
I AM EATING REALLY GOOD ICE CREAM IRL RIGHT NOW AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH HUGH LAURIE.
THEY ARE GOING TO NUKE HIS THYROID. WIN. or not. LOL foreman was bluffing.
"You keep food in the morgue?!" HOUSE AND CUDDY IN THE MORGUE. OMG OMG OMG. "You're gonna get me fired over a sandwich?" KJSADFKJHADSFJHKASF WE NEED A SAFE WORD! CALL ME SWEET SAUCE. OMG OMG. "You're gonna fold", "No I'm not."
I'm Dr. House.
I've heard your name
MOST PEOPLE HAVE - IT'S ALSO A NOUN.
SHUT UP HOUSE AND CAMERON. NO ONE MISSES ANYONE HERE. EXCEPT HOUSE'S PENIS MAYBE MISSING CUDDY'S VAGINA. SORRY IF THAT WAS CRUDE.
I think they're FINALLY getting the balance of all these characters right. I am loving the balance both in this episode and in last week's.
SWEET SAUCE
this is very important. we, as a fandom, need to decide if that is one word or two. So -
Poll safe word
OMG WILSON AND AMBER SDKLJFJHSKJFAS. SDKJFSHA. SAD. THIS IS SO SAD. BUT OMG. I. LOVE. CTB. FOR SIZING WILSON UP AND TRYING TO CHANGE HIM AND NOT MAKE HIM BE A PUSSY TO HIS GIRLFRIENDS ANYMORE. I WOULD BE TOTALLY THE SAME - SHE DOES NOT WANT A GUY WHO IS COMPLETELY WHIPPED. I love how it was a trap but not in the way House thought.
LOL I love House for being able to quote all the lines "from last season" with him. OMG HOW INTERESTING, THE ACTOR AND CHARACTER ARE MERGING AS ONE IN THE MIDST OF A BRAIN HEAT EXPLOSION!!1
WILSON WANTS A WATERBED!
LMAO weirdest catalyst!moment ever - the flower on the pillow at the mattress store.
I love when House goes on rampages. "My patient's in a 69 Ford Coma".
CUDDYYYYYYYYYY! *SCREAMS* "If you think I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. don't talk about protocol." lksjdfsajk.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS AT THE HOUSE/CUDDY SCENE. HE WAS WILLING TO PUT HIS JOB ON THE LINE TO SAVE HERS. AND THEN SHE SAID NO. SHE STEPPED UP AND PUT HERS ON THE LINE BECAUSE IF HE WAS GONNA GO, THEY WERE BOTH GONNA GO. SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM TAKE THE FALL WITHOUT HER. DO YOU COMPREHEND THIS. IF YOU DON'T GET THIS, TELL ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS THE DEEPEST SCENE MOMENT THING THEY'VE EVER HAD. THIS SHIP. SHE BACKED HIM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WRONG. SO SO MUCH IS WRAPPED UP INTO THIS SCENE AND I AM GOING TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DIE. DO YOU. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. BECAUSE I CAN'T COMPREHEND IT. I WAS *THIS* CLOSE TO CRYING, AND I DID HAVE GOOSEBUMPS. That trust. And how they stuck together. And how he wanted to sacrifice his job to save hers and how she turned around and sacrificed hers back. MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD.
lol waterbed! POOR WILSON CAN'T SLEEP.
CUDDY. IN BEDC. ALL BEAUTIFUL. HOUSE CALLING HER. $200,000 FINE. YESSSSS LIGHT IS ON, AND HER NIGHTGOWN IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HUMPTY DUMPTY! "NICE JOB". I'M TAKING BACK THE TV. "wHAT ARE YOU WEARING" *SCREAMS IRL* "GOODNIGHT HOUSE, GOODNIGHT CUDDY"
FUCKING. BALLS. THIS EPISODE. AND THE COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT WEEK!!!! CUDDY, I SEE HER. AND OMG OMG THEY ARE ON A DESERTED BUS TOGETHER. "THIS IS A FANTASY."
OH. MY. GOD.
"IF THIS WERE A FANTASY, YOU'D BE WEARING THIS." *CUT TO LISA CUDDY IN SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT RAISING HER ARM ABOVE HER HEAD WITH A VERY SEDUCTIVE LOOK ON HER FACE* JESUS CHRUIST I CANT EVEN FUCKING TYPE. OR RBREAHTE. OH MY GOD.
I CAN'T BREATHE.
SO I'M GONNA DIE.
awesomepossum8: Lisa E... a good reason to be a man.