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TIFF, I HAD TO BUST OUT MY FANDOM BITEY BALL FROM YOU.
IDOL. SOMEONE CALLED IN AND ASKED THE JUDGES WHAT THE FIRST RECORD THEY EVER BOUGHT WAS. PAULA'S WAS THE JACKSON 5, CAROLE KING, AND THEN EARTH WIND & FIRE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIMON SAID WAS HIS? "STRAIGHT UP, BY PAULER ABDUL." SADLKFHASKJLDHF ASLKJH. I DON'T CARE IF IT WASN'T EVEN TRUE. IT WAS SO SAKLDJHFAS.
THEN THEN THEN! OKAY SO THEY SAID THAT AN DI LEFT THE ROOM - "I NEED SOMETHING TO BITE ON!!!" AND I HEAR MY MOM AND SISTER YELL "ALYSSA GET IN HERE GET IN HERE".
AND SOMEONE HAD ASKED PAULA WHICH SONG OF HERS REPRESENTED HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SIMON. AND HE SAID STRAIGHT UP. LOL. AND I TAKE THAT TO BE AS PERVERTED AS POSSIBLE. LIKE, THE ERECTION SORT OF 'STRAIGHT UP'. AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "THAT'S SO MANLY OF YOU". AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "COLD HEARTED IS TOO OBVIOUS. UMMM OPPOSITES ATTRACT *MOTIONS BETWEEN THEM* OBVIOUSLY." SDKJLFH LKJSHDFKJL HASKLJHF AS SO SHE ADMITTED THEY WERE ATTRACTED HELLO. THEN SHE WAS ALL, "SIMON, I WILL STRAIGHT UP NEVER BE FOREVER YOUR GIRL" OR WHATEVER SHE SAID. ADN IT KILLED ME.
ALSO. PAULA LOOKS GORGEOUS TONIGHT. I AM DEAD. THEY SHOWED HER AND SHE'S IN RED AND HAS FLOWERS AND IS SO PRETTY AND WE ALL JUST WENT "AWW!" AT THE SAME TIME WHEN THEY SHOWED HER.
edit; AND THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS. AND HE WAS KISSING HER HAND, I THINK. FUCKING CAMERAMAN WASN'T OVER FAR ENOUGH. THEN. SHE WAS RUBBING HIS CHEST LIKE SHE USED TO AND I FUCKING MISS THEM, OKAY. SJDKFHA
KRISTY.
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
TIFF, I HAD TO BUST OUT MY FANDOM BITEY BALL FROM YOU.
IDOL. SOMEONE CALLED IN AND ASKED THE JUDGES WHAT THE FIRST RECORD THEY EVER BOUGHT WAS. PAULA'S WAS THE JACKSON 5, CAROLE KING, AND THEN EARTH WIND & FIRE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIMON SAID WAS HIS? "STRAIGHT UP, BY PAULER ABDUL." SADLKFHASKJLDHF ASLKJH. I DON'T CARE IF IT WASN'T EVEN TRUE. IT WAS SO SAKLDJHFAS.
THEN THEN THEN! OKAY SO THEY SAID THAT AN DI LEFT THE ROOM - "I NEED SOMETHING TO BITE ON!!!" AND I HEAR MY MOM AND SISTER YELL "ALYSSA GET IN HERE GET IN HERE".
AND SOMEONE HAD ASKED PAULA WHICH SONG OF HERS REPRESENTED HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SIMON. AND HE SAID STRAIGHT UP. LOL. AND I TAKE THAT TO BE AS PERVERTED AS POSSIBLE. LIKE, THE ERECTION SORT OF 'STRAIGHT UP'. AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "THAT'S SO MANLY OF YOU". AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "COLD HEARTED IS TOO OBVIOUS. UMMM OPPOSITES ATTRACT *MOTIONS BETWEEN THEM* OBVIOUSLY." SDKJLFH LKJSHDFKJL HASKLJHF AS SO SHE ADMITTED THEY WERE ATTRACTED HELLO. THEN SHE WAS ALL, "SIMON, I WILL STRAIGHT UP NEVER BE FOREVER YOUR GIRL" OR WHATEVER SHE SAID. ADN IT KILLED ME.
ALSO. PAULA LOOKS GORGEOUS TONIGHT. I AM DEAD. THEY SHOWED HER AND SHE'S IN RED AND HAS FLOWERS AND IS SO PRETTY AND WE ALL JUST WENT "AWW!" AT THE SAME TIME WHEN THEY SHOWED HER.
edit; AND THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS. AND HE WAS KISSING HER HAND, I THINK. FUCKING CAMERAMAN WASN'T OVER FAR ENOUGH. THEN. SHE WAS RUBBING HIS CHEST LIKE SHE USED TO AND I FUCKING MISS THEM, OKAY. SJDKFHA
KRISTY.
ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.