my subconscious is perverted and hilarious

[lissie_pissie]

I dreamt so much about Céline Dion last night, I don't even remember. Well. The last scene of my dream, my family and I were at McDonalds. And the cashier was a total tool, and he was like, "There's guaranteed to be a smile in here as well" as he gave us our food. So I'm sitting there, going to eat, and find this piece of paper in my bag that has like 6 bullet-pointed jokes on it.

The first one was about how "House was wondering if a new day had also come (in addition to Cuddy last night)".

I am dying.