MINOR!EPIPHANY FROM "DON'T EVER CHANGE"
House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.
Cuddy: Good morning.
House: He's involved with an inappropriate woman.
Cuddy: His people are sheepherders and Amber's are cattlemen?
House: He's combined two of his worst qualities - his love for me and his love for need. As adminstrator of this hospital, you have to save your star Encologist.
OKAY. NO. LOOK AT THAT. HE THINKS THAT CUDDY SLEEPING WITH WILSON WOULD FIX IT. WHICH IMPLIES THAT CUDDY IS *THAT* EARTH-SHATTERINGLY GOOD IN BED, THAT SHE AUTOMATICALLY WOULD BEAT AMBER BY A MILE EVEN THOUGH HOUSE HAS NO IDEA HOW GOOD AMBER MIGHT BE. HE'S *THAT* CONFIDENT IN CUDDY'S SEX SKILLS. OH MY GOD. HOW CUTE/ROMANTIC/HOT/AMAZING IS THAT. I LOVE MY SHIP, LOVE THEM.