AI 7 - Miami
Paula just took my grandma's breath away, I HEARD IT HAPPEN. I thought she was just freaking out over something so I was like, "WHAT?!" And then she was like, "She looks SO pretty today." AND OMG OMGOMG SIMON1!!!
SIMON: "That's a short, uh... dress Paula."
PAULA: "I know..."
RANDY: "I like it...
SIMON: "Very short, very slutty... *puts pen in mouth as he fucking sizes her up*"
I WANT THE BURPING GIRL TO WIN!! A GUY'S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO BEAT ME EITHER! No really, I can kick anybody's ass when it comes to burping.
SIMON: "Your name is ____ and you handle meat..."
PAULA: *laughs IMMEDIATELY because she is a perv and dsfjhas ilher.*
LMFAO RYAN'S SHIRT WITH THE FLAMING SKULL ON IT. SO OOC.
Simon/Paula, I HAVE SO MISSED THIS SHIP. It seems at least a LITTLE more present this year, Y/N? They're not hanging all over each other like they used to but at least they're leaving in their little comments to each other this year.
omg cute Paula and that latin guy!! and lmao, Simon, "I need someone to check in this cup", as though Paula was drunk.
"Randy did YOU get tingles in your feet?"
SIMON YOU ARE SO SEXY. I ALMOST NEED SOMETHING TO BITE ON, I ALMOST NEED MY BITEY BALL.
OMG PAULA IS SO FLAILING!! WHEN THE FAT GIRLS ARE KISSING SIMON AND RANDY, SHE IS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE FULL OUT *FLAILING*. MUST. HAVE. ANICON.
Paula you are so beautiful!! and LMAO her high pitched "YES!" with the short little asian girl. I thought of her having sex with Simon and screaming yes like that.
[[HOLY SHIT NEW HOUSE PROMO FOR THE SUPERBOWL EP SET TO SIA'S "BREATHE ME". OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, GOOSEBUMPS OUT THE TOP OF MY HEAD. THAT IS SO SERIOUS, I ONLY GET GOOSEBUMPS OUT MY HEAD WHEN SOMETHING IS *REALLY* AMAZING. OMG OMG OMG. I'M SO EXCITED FOR SUNDAY. AND I HEARD CUDDY'S VOICE WHICH MEANS SHE'S IN IT. No, really, that was a BEAUTIFUL promo, I cannot even get over it. I'm really sad though, thinking of how amazing our House/Cuddy sex promo would have been if not for the writers strike. No really, I'm imagining what kind of "OMG" clips they'd use to draw you into the superbowl. They'd HAVE to bust out the big guns. Like I see and hear Cuddy breathing or something.]]
CUTE SIMON/PAULA BODY LANGUAGE. She's got her chair RIGHT next to him and he's resting his elbow on it.
THAT PRECOCIOUS BITCH. IS ANNOYING. WHAT A BRAT. I want to fucking smack her. And the hands on the hips - GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR HIPS. That is such disrespectful body language. I was trained out of that habit by the time I was 12.
This Brandon B character. LOL Paula is so pissed. UGH! ARM CROSSING TOO! SUCH A HUGE "NO NO" WITH AUTHORITY FIGURES.
YAY USING JAMES MORRISON FOR A MONTAGE!
and thank god for LJ's restore feature bc I almost lost all of this.