AI - Season 7 opener!
I JUST SAW PAULA FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON AND I FLIPPED MY SHIT.
OMG THE MUSIC. I JUST DIED.
OMG PAULA HUGGING LITTLE KIDS. MY WEAKNESS.
SIMON AND PAULA ARE FACING EACH OTHER. AND I SCREAMED. CAN TOU TELL I AM FANDOM-DEPRIVED?! OH MY GOD.
PAULA, YOUR HAIR, OKAY. I WANT IT.
Uka from Egypt. lol I an tell you're gonna suck, dude. LMAO OMG. "My girlfriend said, 'Uka, you have sexyface'." LOL HE HAS A CRUSH ON PAULA. "I like her because she dance good" wait, apparently his name is spelled Alah. LOL "Im gonna throw this one to Paula." *Paula can hardly even think of something nice to say because it was THAT terrible* LOL SIMON YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. FUCK ME.
skdhfsa SIMON/PAULA BODY LANGUAGE. omg they are so beautiful. no like, really, aesthetically physically good together.
THE "LET MY PEOPLE GOOOO" HUGE TALL GUY IN THE YELLOW SUIT. OH MY GOD I'M DYING OF LOL. AND YOU GUYS - PAULA CAN'T BREATHE. SO SHE'S GONNA DIE.
"SHUT UP!" - Simon
my fucking mom and sister won't shut up. my sister apparently doesn't get enough attention ever.
OH MY GOD. SIMON WINK. WINK!!! I SCREAMED. OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SEXY. AND PEN CHEWING! OH MY GOD HE IS SO DOING ME IN. MORE THAN USUAL. I NEED TO GET LAID.
LOL. TEMPTRESS BROWN. (also, note to Paula Abdul - I want your earrings. ♥) Simon: "10 kittens. I like animals" HE REALLY DOES, THOUGH. OH MY GOD. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ OMG I LOVE WHEN HE SAYS "SWEETHAAAAAHT." Paula Abdul, I don't care what anyone else says, I love you. "Can I give you a hug?" OH MY GOD!! WIPING HER TEARS OFF HER FACE!! ♥!! And then Simon walking out in front of everyone "It didn't go so well." I LOVE HIM, I REALLY DO. I LOVE HIM WHEN HE'S AN ASSHOLE AND I LOVE HIM WHEN HE'S SINCERE. HE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT LOSE WITH ME.
Okay, spending TOO much time on the fucker from finance. Move on, editors, move. (lol Paula agrees with me. As does Simon.) "Keep your batteries in your calculator."
OMG AWESOME SHOT OF PAULA ON THE FIRST GUITAR RIFF IN THE "I LOVE ROCK N ROLL" MONTAGE. AWESOME.
LOL LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE. THEY ARE LIKE COWS BEING HERDED.
SIDE NOTE: i really hate who my sister has become.
"Peace, love, and chicken grease, man." - Randy.
OH MY GOD. SIMON. "WHO PLAYED THE BADDIE IN SPIDERMAN?" WILLIAM DAFOE? *PAULA WANTS TO SPIT HER WATER OUT*.
"FUCK YOU, SIMON! TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT! I'M GOING FOR ACTRESSING!!"
HOLY SHIT THERE IS AN ANGELA MARTIN AUDITIONING. AN ANGELA FUCKING MARTIN! "I got pregnant my senior year" - that's one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet. OMG YOU KNOW WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE?! THE GODMOTHER IN THAT HILLARY DUFF CINDERELLA STORY MOVIE. Sad, her poor kid with seizures and stuff. OMG PAULA DANCING IN THE CHAIR I LOVE YOU.
DAY 2
OMG PAULA YOUR LITTLE DRESS!!! SLKJDFH SLDKJFHA I HID MY SQUEE FROM MY FAMILY BY COVERING MY MOUTH BUT MY SISTER TOTALLY DIED AT THE CUTENESS. "OH!! PAULA'S DRESS!! ♥!"
omg paula just made a face that needs to be iconed. I SAW IT. CROPPED AND COLORED. RIGHT THERE, ON MY TELEVISION.
Girl: "HOW DO I GET YOU ALONEEEEE? HOW DO I GET YOU ALONEEE?!?!!!"
Simon: "You wouldn't."
The 'No sex allowed' song. OH MY GOD.
Kristy Lee Cook - I LOVE HER. She's the one who trained the horses and sang Amazing Grace.
lol THE GUY WITH THE CLOAK. "It's like a centerpiece of hair."
HE WROTE A LOVE SONG FOR PAULA ABDUL. "IF SHE WERE A DOG, I'D WALK HER... IF SHE WERE A BLACKBOARD, I'D CHALK HER... IF SHE WERE A BATHTUB, I'D CAULK HER." LOLOLOOL. AND OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS SIMON BEING ALL PROTECTIVE OF PAULA!!! "I think you should leave. Get out."
I like this "Follow Me" guy.
I can't focus anymore - LISA EDELSTEIN WILL BE IN A NEW MOVIE. I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN. KSDJHFSA I CAN'T EVEN!!!!
lol no. sorry. i lost it.
OH, WAIT. YESSS! WE GOT AN "OTHER DOOR". WIN.
oh my god. paula looks SO. PRETTY. tomorrow.