CONRAD BLOOM! GET OUTTA MY ROOM!
LISA EDELSTEIN ON CONRAD BLOOM IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. In case you missed it (LOL provided you're even interested), athenaraven posted it at cuddelstein yesterday. I HAVE LACED THE FOLLOWING FLAILPOST WITH SCREENCAPS. So... just click whatever idea interests you. This is probably not the most easy, efficient way to do this, but fuck it. ANYWAYS. SDKFJHSA -
SHE SINGS. Not seriously, but LMAO she plays a literal rockstar. And it's fucking awesome. AND HER HAIR. IS SO MASSIVE. And she's got the heaviest eyeliner I've ever seen on her. AND I CANNOT EVEN STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT HOW GENIUS SHE IS. She really should have won something for this even though it was like a one-ep role. I am so serious. It is the funniest thing I have ever fucking seen. She's sitting on this chair, PLAYING A GUITAR, scream!singing like a rockstar and I am dying.
lol "This one's about a guy I dated back in college who had quite an impact on me - this one's for you Conrad Bloom...
HE CHEATED ON ME!
Thought I didn't knoooow...
Now I'm... BACK IN THE GAME.
And every woman should know -
This time I'm namin' names...
*dun dun DUN. DUN. DUN*
CONRAD BLOOM!
CONRAD BLOOM, GET OUTTA MY ROOM!
You heard me right, Bloom - Get outta my room!
Every woman out there,
every sister beware:
HE'LL CHEAT ON YOU... AND STEAL YOUR CABFARE, CONRAD BLOOM!"
AND THEN LOL SHE SEES CONRAD BLOOM BACKSTAGE AND THEY END UP MAKING OUT AND SLEEPING TOGETHER AND THEN SHE TURNS INTO THIS CLINGY FUCKING FREAK AND IS ALL, "OMG YAY WE'RE BACK TOGETHER" AND IS ALSO LIKE, "I noticed there was some women's names on your speed dial, Molly, Nina, Shelly, so I've erased them all and now it's NIKKI, NIKKI, NIKKI. Ha ha... *sigh* I'm your one-stop shop for love." LOLOLOL THE WAY SHE SAYS THAT. I DIE. In all honesty I think this is the best job she's ever done in terms of acting. Her comedic timing and the fact that she's so balls out fearless to just GO for this character and go all out, and her gesturing and just the WAY she's chosen to say her lines and accent certain words is just so perfect to me I cannot even get over it. I think this is her best job, hands down. On paper this character isn't even half as funny. It's ALL in her interpretation.
"Who's this?"
"This is Shelly. We work together."
"Do you love her? HAHAHAHA I'M KIDDING... *serious* Do you???"
Black nailpolish. Thumb ring.
LOL AND THEN "OH MY GOD! WHERE'S THE RING?!"
LOL THEN HE TOTALLY DUMPS HER, AND WE THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE MATURE ABOUT IT. She's all, "Oh... I see." and he's all, "I hope we can still be friends", so she hugs him like it's going to be an okay, normal break-up. AND THEN SHE SCREAMS, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" AND SINKS DOWN HIS BODY AND TO THE FLOOR, CLUTCHING HIS KNEES. and lmao lmao she throws herself against a window and screams, "WHYYYY?!?!?!" And then she starts beating the shit out of him and I CAN'T EVEN STOP LAUGHING. "You are being cruel!! You're like, you're like... STALIN. WITH CURLY HAIR!" AND SHE IS SO FUCKING CRAZY AND AMAZING.
"Fine!! I'm going back to my hotel, and I'M GONNA WRITE, ANOTHER VERSE, IN MY SONG, ABOUT YOU.
CONRAD BLOOM!
YOU'RE SO UNFAIR!
YOU'RE LIKESTAAA-LIN!
WITH CURLY HAIR!!'
If I would have seen this back when I first started getting into her, it would have been different than it is to me now - I still would have loved it and died laughing. But the fact that I've seen her and noticed her for a long time outside of these older little hidden gems that are just starting to surface, makes them that much more fucking amazing and hilarious and dskljfhsa I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN. It's like it feels good that I was a fan BEFORE these, not BECAUSE of these. I feel more like... worthy to die over them, like there's some actual basis for my flail, like being randomly proud of her for doing so well in them is actually somewhat logical. They are SUCH a treat and I love them because they take me back to the time when she was new. And call me crazy but this one of the most inspiring things I've ever seen. It speaks VOLUMES for not caring what people think of you or how silly you think you'll look - just do it full out. kjdhfaksjha idek. I should just stop trying to explain how awesome she is to me because words never do these feelings justice ANYWAY.
I CANNOT EVEN STOP WATCHING THIS THING. IT JUST GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. lol and I have school and work tomorrow. Bad idea to watch this before bed, Liss, bad idea. AND LOL I THOUGHT I WAS PICKING THE ONE THAT'D ONLY TAKE 10 MINUTES. I have about 20 other new clips to watch but I picked Conrad Bloom because I figured I'd smile, get over it, and sleep. NO SUCH LUCK. It's already been on for an hour and a half straight, and that is no exaggeration.
SHE SINGS. Not seriously, but LMAO she plays a literal rockstar. And it's fucking awesome. AND HER HAIR. IS SO MASSIVE. And she's got the heaviest eyeliner I've ever seen on her. AND I CANNOT EVEN STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT HOW GENIUS SHE IS. She really should have won something for this even though it was like a one-ep role. I am so serious. It is the funniest thing I have ever fucking seen. She's sitting on this chair, PLAYING A GUITAR, scream!singing like a rockstar and I am dying.
lol "This one's about a guy I dated back in college who had quite an impact on me - this one's for you Conrad Bloom...
HE CHEATED ON ME!
Thought I didn't knoooow...
Now I'm... BACK IN THE GAME.
And every woman should know -
This time I'm namin' names...
*dun dun DUN. DUN. DUN*
CONRAD BLOOM!
CONRAD BLOOM, GET OUTTA MY ROOM!
You heard me right, Bloom - Get outta my room!
Every woman out there,
every sister beware:
HE'LL CHEAT ON YOU... AND STEAL YOUR CABFARE, CONRAD BLOOM!"
AND THEN LOL SHE SEES CONRAD BLOOM BACKSTAGE AND THEY END UP MAKING OUT AND SLEEPING TOGETHER AND THEN SHE TURNS INTO THIS CLINGY FUCKING FREAK AND IS ALL, "OMG YAY WE'RE BACK TOGETHER" AND IS ALSO LIKE, "I noticed there was some women's names on your speed dial, Molly, Nina, Shelly, so I've erased them all and now it's NIKKI, NIKKI, NIKKI. Ha ha... *sigh* I'm your one-stop shop for love." LOLOLOL THE WAY SHE SAYS THAT. I DIE. In all honesty I think this is the best job she's ever done in terms of acting. Her comedic timing and the fact that she's so balls out fearless to just GO for this character and go all out, and her gesturing and just the WAY she's chosen to say her lines and accent certain words is just so perfect to me I cannot even get over it. I think this is her best job, hands down. On paper this character isn't even half as funny. It's ALL in her interpretation.
"Who's this?"
"This is Shelly. We work together."
"Do you love her? HAHAHAHA I'M KIDDING... *serious* Do you???"
Black nailpolish. Thumb ring.
LOL AND THEN "OH MY GOD! WHERE'S THE RING?!"
LOL THEN HE TOTALLY DUMPS HER, AND WE THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE MATURE ABOUT IT. She's all, "Oh... I see." and he's all, "I hope we can still be friends", so she hugs him like it's going to be an okay, normal break-up. AND THEN SHE SCREAMS, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" AND SINKS DOWN HIS BODY AND TO THE FLOOR, CLUTCHING HIS KNEES. and lmao lmao she throws herself against a window and screams, "WHYYYY?!?!?!" And then she starts beating the shit out of him and I CAN'T EVEN STOP LAUGHING. "You are being cruel!! You're like, you're like... STALIN. WITH CURLY HAIR!" AND SHE IS SO FUCKING CRAZY AND AMAZING.
"Fine!! I'm going back to my hotel, and I'M GONNA WRITE, ANOTHER VERSE, IN MY SONG, ABOUT YOU.
CONRAD BLOOM!
YOU'RE SO UNFAIR!
YOU'RE LIKESTAAA-LIN!
WITH CURLY HAIR!!'
If I would have seen this back when I first started getting into her, it would have been different than it is to me now - I still would have loved it and died laughing. But the fact that I've seen her and noticed her for a long time outside of these older little hidden gems that are just starting to surface, makes them that much more fucking amazing and hilarious and dskljfhsa I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN. It's like it feels good that I was a fan BEFORE these, not BECAUSE of these. I feel more like... worthy to die over them, like there's some actual basis for my flail, like being randomly proud of her for doing so well in them is actually somewhat logical. They are SUCH a treat and I love them because they take me back to the time when she was new. And call me crazy but this one of the most inspiring things I've ever seen. It speaks VOLUMES for not caring what people think of you or how silly you think you'll look - just do it full out. kjdhfaksjha idek. I should just stop trying to explain how awesome she is to me because words never do these feelings justice ANYWAY.
I CANNOT EVEN STOP WATCHING THIS THING. IT JUST GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. lol and I have school and work tomorrow. Bad idea to watch this before bed, Liss, bad idea. AND LOL I THOUGHT I WAS PICKING THE ONE THAT'D ONLY TAKE 10 MINUTES. I have about 20 other new clips to watch but I picked Conrad Bloom because I figured I'd smile, get over it, and sleep. NO SUCH LUCK. It's already been on for an hour and a half straight, and that is no exaggeration.