dream a little dream
This one started out lucid. I WAS SO EXCITED. I was in my old college apartment and the room was kind of spinning and I hit the floor and then I knew I was dreaming. I kept trying to make things happen but it didn't work as well as it did when I was little. Something was wrong with my left eye - like, I couldn't see the dream out of it. So IRL, I *think* I was actually holding it closed. But I knew I was dreaming. I went over to the front door and I was like, "Okay, there's going to be a knock and then it is going to be Lisa E" because I was testing myself. There WAS a knock, but it was not Lisa. It was this Allison girl from elementary school. It kind of scared the shit out of me. Then like, we were in the cafeteria? And Lisa was there, apparantly. Her hair was up and something was wrong with her top lip - there was a cut on it, and scratches by her eye. And it upset me, so my lucid-dreaming!self told the cuts and blood to go away and they did. And we were talking, I don't even remember.
Then I was in class. A class about cats. And I hated my teacher, and the floor was made of packing peanuts. I don't think this was lucid anymore. At one point, I remember looking down and saying, "OH my god I went to school with no pants on." I had underwear, but no pants. lol wtf. But I remember I kept cocking off to this teacher and she made some comment, "I wasn't going to grade anybody BUT NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT IT." And I looked at her and I said, "FINE. GRADE ME. GO. You've got 26 letters to choose from, but I know which one you're going to pick, so I'll save you the effort." And I got up and left. And people clapped.
Then I was just sort of walking around the school, and I had gotten to the lower level. And I saw three girls about my age sort of play-fighting in the hall. Like laughing and kind of hitting each other. The one in the middle? WAS gentleflower. And she was wearing a purple shirt and her curly, newly permed hair was half back. And she kind of pushed her friend in the green shirt and said, "GET." as she giggled, because she had to go teach class. I kind of went up to her and I was freaking out because I was seeing her IRL and it was so not-planned and I didn't even know how to handle myself. And then she saw me. And we didn't say a thing. She like, went to mouth my name and that was it. And then I hugged her and I was FREAKING OUT and then we had to let go because she had to go teach. She went to say something, but couldn't, and instead just got her bag and went into her classroom. I was peeking around the corner of the doorframe because I wanted to see all of her kids she's been telling me about. There was one of them in the front row who saw me and I was making him laugh by popping in and out of the doorframe. I only did that twice because I didn't want her kids to get all distracted. So I was walking around some more, and I ended up walking past her room again and she was speaking French. Do you speak French IRL? But whatever, it was beautiful.
THEN, LATER. This little girl with blonde hair came up to me and told me to follow her so I did, and we went to this... IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT. It was like a room, with a glowing (?) hallway attached to it, and it was like, green and blue and IDEK and it had these circular pillars or something on the sides that were swirling with glow. And so this little girl brought me here and pointed down the hall and Sara was kind of leaning against one and looking at it. The little girl told me, "She comes here a lot. And see that one she's standing by? That's her favorite one. I follow her sometimes and this is where she comes most." So then I'm thinking of going down the hall to talk to her but I decided not to, because I didn't know what she was doing but it looked like it was serious and I wanted to leave her to her thoughts. I wanted her to leave so I could do something cute like put a note on her pillar thing, or leave a trail of stars up to it. I was thinking of things to do (there was also a How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days poster in this room, idk why) for her while I was waiting for her to leave. But then she didn't leave, so I did and was going to come back or something, IDK.
THEN. Someone was fucking with me in text messages. Dropping all these clues about someone who "liked me" or something. And they were like, "Oh you golfed with him once, you kissed him 6 weeks ago, etc" Random-ass stuff like that. I guessed it was Kyle, even though I have never golfed with NOR kissed him ever. But the text got no repsonse. So I hunted this person down, I don't remember if it was Tom or Derek, and was like, "WHY didn't you tell me if it was Kyle or not?" and they were all, "Well you guessed if it was Kyle and it was, so I didn't feel the need to respond." Um, okay? And then I was like, "OMG WAIT A MINUTE. I BET IT WAS THE OTHER ALYSSA THAT HE LIKED. because they actually dated. and I know they hooked up six weeks ago because she had an abortion from it." So I was pissed.
Then there was another scene in the dream, I don't remember where it fits in, but I had to grade projects? And they had to be 7 pages long. And this was taking place outside, in Chicago, I think. And me and this guy (omg this is so the "RL events" section of my dream. It was totally supposed to be that photographer, and the 7 pages thing is supposed to be my computer final - we have to make a 7-slide powerpoint) were reading over people's things and grading them. And my RL friend Erin turned hers in, and it was handwritten, so it didn't fit the parameters of the assignment, but I think I let it slide. Then, katernater turned hers in and the body of the assignment was too short, but she had like a three-page analysis of it at the end, so it added up to seven pages. But I think she spelled a person's name wrong or something, so I pulled out a notepad and wrote her a teasy-like note about it but then *I* spelled the same person's name wrong. Twice. So then I laughed and threw it out.
LOL THEN WTF IS THIS SHIT. It was like a show written by Vanessa Ann Hudgens (idek if that's how you spell her name). And Zac Efron was all mad at her and she made some comment about not being beautiful enough, and then took her shirt off. And was all, "How much more am I going to have to take off in order to be beautiful to you?" or something. And then he got this weird smile and she pulled him out of the room by the string on his drawstring pants lolol. Then I saw a commercial for next week's episode and everything. It was like an outside camp. And I remember this girl laying on this guy in the grass, idk. And the ep was a two-word title but I don't remember it. (31)