not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin
I FUCKING HATE GROUP PROJECTS IN SCHOOL. Because I always seem to get paired with complete IDIOTS. My partner was so bad, that I couldn't even help him, and neither could the teacher - to the point where she literally asked him, twice, "are you sure you took the prerequisite for this course?" SDKJFHAD *PULLS HAIR OUT*. We had three lab projects we had to do, and I was completely done by the time he'd finished the first one. And THEN - he's sitting there, and making all these sounds of frustration, and I'm thinking, "I don't respond to that. If you need help, ASK ME FOR IT." like, fuck. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN WHY I'M THE MOST MAD. I'M THE MOST MAD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GRADE US INDIVIDUALLY. That is SUCH bullshit. "Well, in the workplace, you have to work as a team, so that's what we're going to do in class." UM, NO BITCH, IN THE WORKPLACE? I WOULD DO THE ENTIRE PROJECT BY MYSELF, BECAUSE EVEN DOING IT ALONE IS QUICKER THAN SHARING THE WORK LOAD WITH A SLOW FUCKTARD WHO HOLDS ME BACK AND WASTES MY TIME. I'D DO IT ALL IN ORDER TO SAVE TIME, AND ASSIGN HIM SOME OTHER STUPID BITCHWORK OF MINE TO DO. It's called delegating. Christ.
sdjkfhasdhf!!! But on a better note! We all went to the beauty store yest. The super secret one that you need a cosmetology license to buy from. SO WE WENT AND SPENT $200 ON STUFF. I got shampoo (apple-smelling kind! for fall!), jkdsfa my second favorite nail polish (Senorita Rosalita, O.P.I. It's a good September, early October color), AND AND AND HOLOGRAPHIC EYESHADOW. IN THE TIN, IT'S WHITE. But when you put it on gray/black eyeshadow? IT TURNS FUCKING COLORS. SDLJKFHA!! *and*. We got a home waxing kit! It's so cute and the wax is all pink and it comes with like 7 different lotion things to use and it's all honey-based, so it smells fun and is really cute. I like honey-based things, I'm deciding. It's a way for those motherfucking bees to do pennance for the serious soul-death they caused me in the X-Files movie. SO YES. WE PLAYED WITH THAT AND MY MOM DID MY EYEBROWS. Such a difference. I sometimes touch my eyebrows when I'm stressed, and I did that last night and I was like, "holy shit" because they felt different. And then, my sister and I both picked out hair color - my mom did my sister's last night, but not mine because I had homework. :(
I had to write a paper on the McDonaldization of Society. For only doing half of the required reading, I'll say it turned out quite well. Reason #4893753 I love my high school English teacher - he taught us to bullshit papers like nobody's business. (AND HE WAS FUCKING HOT. And he had great hands. And he always kept a pencil behind his ear! And he proposed to his wife in the morning in front of Tiffany's because he knows she likes that book! AND HE WORE AMAZING CLOTHES. And he called me Miss [last name] and I DIED. And we'd debate a lot but it was always really smart. AND HE LET ME READ HIS BOOKS AND HE'D WRITE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN THE MARGINS. AND HE HAS THE WORST HANDWRITING EVER. BUT I COULD READ IT. OTP OTP OTP. dsjfhas and he had these shoes - when he put his feet together and lifted them off the ground, the marks on the bottom of his shoes would line up and = A MAP OF THE WORLD. HIS MAP SHOES. FUCK ME. My girlfriends and I would LITERALLY flail over him sometimes. Especially me. Because I have natural fangirl tendencies that surpass the natural, common limit. LOL WOW, I NEVER INTENDED TO TELL YOU ALL OF THAT SHIT.) But yeah, I was up late doing that paper, and then I had bullshit Microsoft Word homework, so I finished everything at like 2, and then "rewarded myself" by doing fun computer things and ended up going to bed at 5 in the am. And waking up at 7:30 for school. I want to fucking go hoooomeee. So tired.
& I want to issue a public apology for my ranty post yesterday. I'm not sorry for my opinion, but I'm sorry if it really deeply offended you to the point where you think a friendship could end over it. That would never, ever happen. ♥. So I'm sorry for that.
OH OH OH AND! lol *was going to end entry but remembered sth* We watched Back To You last night. ILIT. skjhas and I love them. Snark is ftw. And her daughter! omg sdjkflhads!!! "You're shipping them, aren't you Liss." "NO! I mean, well yeah, but... NO. NO OMG NO DONT LET ME - I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ICON SLOTS FOR THAT RIGHT NOW."
sdjkfhasdhf!!! But on a better note! We all went to the beauty store yest. The super secret one that you need a cosmetology license to buy from. SO WE WENT AND SPENT $200 ON STUFF. I got shampoo (apple-smelling kind! for fall!), jkdsfa my second favorite nail polish (Senorita Rosalita, O.P.I. It's a good September, early October color), AND AND AND HOLOGRAPHIC EYESHADOW. IN THE TIN, IT'S WHITE. But when you put it on gray/black eyeshadow? IT TURNS FUCKING COLORS. SDLJKFHA!! *and*. We got a home waxing kit! It's so cute and the wax is all pink and it comes with like 7 different lotion things to use and it's all honey-based, so it smells fun and is really cute. I like honey-based things, I'm deciding. It's a way for those motherfucking bees to do pennance for the serious soul-death they caused me in the X-Files movie. SO YES. WE PLAYED WITH THAT AND MY MOM DID MY EYEBROWS. Such a difference. I sometimes touch my eyebrows when I'm stressed, and I did that last night and I was like, "holy shit" because they felt different. And then, my sister and I both picked out hair color - my mom did my sister's last night, but not mine because I had homework. :(
I had to write a paper on the McDonaldization of Society. For only doing half of the required reading, I'll say it turned out quite well. Reason #4893753 I love my high school English teacher - he taught us to bullshit papers like nobody's business. (AND HE WAS FUCKING HOT. And he had great hands. And he always kept a pencil behind his ear! And he proposed to his wife in the morning in front of Tiffany's because he knows she likes that book! AND HE WORE AMAZING CLOTHES. And he called me Miss [last name] and I DIED. And we'd debate a lot but it was always really smart. AND HE LET ME READ HIS BOOKS AND HE'D WRITE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN THE MARGINS. AND HE HAS THE WORST HANDWRITING EVER. BUT I COULD READ IT. OTP OTP OTP. dsjfhas and he had these shoes - when he put his feet together and lifted them off the ground, the marks on the bottom of his shoes would line up and = A MAP OF THE WORLD. HIS MAP SHOES. FUCK ME. My girlfriends and I would LITERALLY flail over him sometimes. Especially me. Because I have natural fangirl tendencies that surpass the natural, common limit. LOL WOW, I NEVER INTENDED TO TELL YOU ALL OF THAT SHIT.) But yeah, I was up late doing that paper, and then I had bullshit Microsoft Word homework, so I finished everything at like 2, and then "rewarded myself" by doing fun computer things and ended up going to bed at 5 in the am. And waking up at 7:30 for school. I want to fucking go hoooomeee. So tired.
& I want to issue a public apology for my ranty post yesterday. I'm not sorry for my opinion, but I'm sorry if it really deeply offended you to the point where you think a friendship could end over it. That would never, ever happen. ♥. So I'm sorry for that.
OH OH OH AND! lol *was going to end entry but remembered sth* We watched Back To You last night. ILIT. skjhas and I love them. Snark is ftw. And her daughter! omg sdjkflhads!!! "You're shipping them, aren't you Liss." "NO! I mean, well yeah, but... NO. NO OMG NO DONT LET ME - I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ICON SLOTS FOR THAT RIGHT NOW."