hey paula - ep 3
LOL OH DEAR. DEALING WITH THE INTERVIEW MADNESS.
LOL IM LAUGHING AT THESE CHURCH BELLS
no. please dont have a press conference.
omg sad. dogs.
THIS IS SO AWESOME TO GET TO SEE, SERIOUSLY. i wanna go to her house.
i dont know how she can cry infront of all these people.
"everyones telling me to be the strong one, etc etc" - she should totally snap. and actually START drinking and just being this huge crazy ass and saying "FUCK YOU". that'd be so awesome.
"what paula needs to do is get out there and honor her committments." - WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLAN, JEFF? QVC RING A BELL? JAY LENO? ALL OF THE OTHER SHIT SHE CANCELLED?
"it didnt have a holdey tag on it!!!" LOLOL.
okay so im way sick of paula never having any money on her.
I WANT TO GO TO VEGAS.
LOL spraying ppl with her perfume just to stall.
OMG OMG OMG YAY SHE JUST MOCKED THE WICKED WITCH.
sad. i can tell she's nervous too.
omg to be an interviewer - how nervewracking. "oh hey paula im liss. lets talk about your life and how everyone hates you"
OMG CUTE. JEFF GIVES HER HER JACKET.
"i need to be carried" LOLOL. i love that dress in all fucking seriousness. I WANT IT.
OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG SDKLFJSJDHFSAJKFA WE GOT A CLIP OF THAT PICTURE OF HER I LOVE WITH THOSE TWO DANCERS.
omg cheerleaders. cute. im sad i was never a cheerleader.
OMG OM GOMJDHFSJKLASDF SIMON SIMON GIVNG A SPEECH. hot. sdjkfdas. "i would like to say publicly, because you do get a variety of press, that... there are few people who have achieved what you have achieved over the years. and this show, trust me, needs a heart. you supply the heart to this show. we are here seriously, as long as this remains a secret, because we L-O-V-E you."sd fljkhsbjadlkfja SAYS SIMON TO PAULA. AND THEN THEY HUG AND KISS.
shes talking aout ballet and im dying. holy shit that award. gorgeous dancer doing an arabesque. I WANT IT. OR NO, I JUST WANT TO PET HERS IRL.
"if there were more dancers in this world, we'd have a better happier place to live. let me tell you." ♥. true. statement. she needs to talk about dance more often, i think. because it is why i love her and she doesnt talk about it enough.
"not many ppl could spend the entire night in heels that are like.. *points* THAT." I COULD.
OH MY GOD DONT LET KYLIE DRIVE YOUR NEW CAR YOU IDIOT.
OMG CUTE WINK AFTER THE MARTINI JOKE.
hahahahahahahahha paula is always late.
"im tired of ppl not treating me like the gift that i am" - aaandddd Liss could quite possibly blow a gasket next week when this happens.
EDIT: I AM SUCH A LOSER. I JUST CRIED AT THE NEW NO RESERVATIONS TRAILER. TIFF HAVE YOU SEEN THE ONE WHERE THEY SHOW THE PILLOW FIGHT WITH HER AND ABIGAIL BRESLIN?! AND SHE MOUTHS 'THANK YOU' TO THE HOT GUY IN THE KITCHEN. AND THEN THEY SHOW HIM CARRYING THE LITTLE GIRL. AND THEN HE GOES LATER, "IM GONNA KISS YOUR AUNT NOW." FUCK FUCK FUCK.