pink... is my new obsessionnn
I got. THE SEXIEST. FUN. DRESS. I have ever seen. OKAY SO TODAY WAS REALLY FUN. ANOTHER FUN DAY. I DONT UNDERSTAND. I woke up at 11 and then my mom called and was like, "Hey come with me to Bob's daughter's grad party." So I got ALL ready for that and then she called and said that my grandma had another hard day and she was all sad because her healthcare is way fucked up so we decided to go over to her house. We stopped at Caribou Coffee and got super fun drinks and then brought her one and we decided to go bowling! SHE IS SO CUTE YOU GUYS. She used to be in a league, apparantly, and she kicked all of our asses. We played 3 games and then we decided to go to Champps for dinner. It was amazing, but the tables were fucked up and I was claustrophobic. And OKAY. The restaurant is in the middle of this outside mall and it is gorgeous and you just walk the streets and it reminds me of Arizona. I should have taken a picture.
So we're just kind of window shopping, and we walk up to Express. And I DIE because there are all of these SPARKLEY clothes in the window. And there is this pink dress. And we're like omg i wonder how much that is and omg i wonder how it'd look. And so my grandma goes, "well, let's go see. what the hell." So we go in there and OMG go there - they have so many sparkley clothes. AND THE DRESS. I picked it and a couple of other shirts out, and tried them on and DIED. I'm trying to find a picture of it for you guys, but Express doesn't have it on their website. It is BRIGHT pink, and it has stripes that alternate between normal and like, sequins. And it's mid-thigh and it's got kind of a low neck, and my grandma was kind of freaking out and my mom liked it and she said, "If you weren't such a bitch, I wouldn't let you buy this." And I was like, "LOL what is that supposed to mean." And my grandma goes, "You know how to handle yourself and tell guys off." WIN. SO MY BITCHINESS SCORES ME A HOT OUTFIT. So we go to buy it, and my grandma picks out this silver circle necklace... and then a huge silver bangle... and then huge silver hoops. SHE WAS SO CUTE. She bought me the dress, my mom bought the jewelry, and then I bought another pink shirt with jewels on it. I STILL NEED SHOES, THOUGH. This dress. I've never felt so good. And I'm not being vain, but this dress. It makes me feel famous and important. My mom was like, "Don't you sometimes feel like you were cut out for this lifestyle?" And I was like, "Yeah." And she goes, "Well then do something about it. Go to LA and get involved in the club scene like Alyssa. LOL I MEAN LISA." So that is the plan. ♥
AND ALSO. My mom is on new medication for her irritability. SHE IS SO NICE. She is holding doors open for people and waving at strangers, and you guys have no idea how WEIRD and out of the ordinary it is. She is always smiling and being so nice and slfdasdfsd I really hope it sticks. OH and then we were walking and Chasing Cars came on and she goes, "Why does this song remind me of Chase and Cameron." and I was like, "... *thinks* OMG BECAUSE I MADE AN ICON OF THEM WITH THOSE LYRICS ONCE." lol how cute is that, that she remembered.
Tomorrow we are going up to the lakeeee. I need a tan to go with this outfit lol. ;) OH, my grandma also said she WANTS A MOTORCYCLE. And shfdhdasd!!!! She was talking about getting back together with her ex, my grandpa. JUST TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT STILL. I was flailing over them in the car, and omg they are sleeping together at the cabin this weekend, she said nothing would happen, but that is still so damn cute I was flailing. "You guys should be a TV show! I want icons!!!!" He's dating this bitch Mary, who we all hate, and its only because he's scared to be alone. And my grandma was like, "... he'd never dump her for me...." SDHFASDJHFASDF I NEED TO MAKE HIM DUMP HER ASS.
So we're just kind of window shopping, and we walk up to Express. And I DIE because there are all of these SPARKLEY clothes in the window. And there is this pink dress. And we're like omg i wonder how much that is and omg i wonder how it'd look. And so my grandma goes, "well, let's go see. what the hell." So we go in there and OMG go there - they have so many sparkley clothes. AND THE DRESS. I picked it and a couple of other shirts out, and tried them on and DIED. I'm trying to find a picture of it for you guys, but Express doesn't have it on their website. It is BRIGHT pink, and it has stripes that alternate between normal and like, sequins. And it's mid-thigh and it's got kind of a low neck, and my grandma was kind of freaking out and my mom liked it and she said, "If you weren't such a bitch, I wouldn't let you buy this." And I was like, "LOL what is that supposed to mean." And my grandma goes, "You know how to handle yourself and tell guys off." WIN. SO MY BITCHINESS SCORES ME A HOT OUTFIT. So we go to buy it, and my grandma picks out this silver circle necklace... and then a huge silver bangle... and then huge silver hoops. SHE WAS SO CUTE. She bought me the dress, my mom bought the jewelry, and then I bought another pink shirt with jewels on it. I STILL NEED SHOES, THOUGH. This dress. I've never felt so good. And I'm not being vain, but this dress. It makes me feel famous and important. My mom was like, "Don't you sometimes feel like you were cut out for this lifestyle?" And I was like, "Yeah." And she goes, "Well then do something about it. Go to LA and get involved in the club scene like Alyssa. LOL I MEAN LISA." So that is the plan. ♥
AND ALSO. My mom is on new medication for her irritability. SHE IS SO NICE. She is holding doors open for people and waving at strangers, and you guys have no idea how WEIRD and out of the ordinary it is. She is always smiling and being so nice and slfdasdfsd I really hope it sticks. OH and then we were walking and Chasing Cars came on and she goes, "Why does this song remind me of Chase and Cameron." and I was like, "... *thinks* OMG BECAUSE I MADE AN ICON OF THEM WITH THOSE LYRICS ONCE." lol how cute is that, that she remembered.
Tomorrow we are going up to the lakeeee. I need a tan to go with this outfit lol. ;) OH, my grandma also said she WANTS A MOTORCYCLE. And shfdhdasd!!!! She was talking about getting back together with her ex, my grandpa. JUST TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT STILL. I was flailing over them in the car, and omg they are sleeping together at the cabin this weekend, she said nothing would happen, but that is still so damn cute I was flailing. "You guys should be a TV show! I want icons!!!!" He's dating this bitch Mary, who we all hate, and its only because he's scared to be alone. And my grandma was like, "... he'd never dump her for me...." SDHFASDJHFASDF I NEED TO MAKE HIM DUMP HER ASS.