AMERICAN IDOL - TONY BENNETT
01. OMG PAULA YOU LOOK SO FUCKING CUTE OMG OMGOMG.
02. also, i LOVE Tony Bennett ok. 15 Grammy's?! wth. whoa.
03. Fetal Position starts in 1 hour.
04. Blake - "Mack the Knife"? - looks slick tonight. skjldfhas. ♥. idk about the song choice, but, come on. It's Blake. So. jfkldsaf. His little dance moves are killing me.
05. LOL RANDY HAS A RHINESTONED SHIRT!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
06. "You personified PIZZAZZ!!!!!!" lol i need an anicon of paula saying "pizzazz". sdjkfhasd.
07. Phil - "Night & Day" - dslhfasd you scare me. I HATE YOUR SONG CHOICE OMG IT SOUNDS SO BAD ON YOU. and we all just decided that your eyes get bigger and bigger every week. "You remind me of a young Frank Sinatra" - "WHAT?!" lolol "what frank sinatra are YOU referring to?!" LOL SINGING IN A FUNERAL PARLOR.
08. Melinda - "I Got Rhythm" - skjdhflksjahf. What a song choice. I love this omg. OMG I LOVE HER ATTITUDE FOR THIS ONE. slkjahfa she rocks omg. Paula just gave a really cute critique. LOL SIMON TELLS THE AUDIENCE TO SHUT UP.
09. Chris - "Mr. Saturday" - idk. he's good but i dont think hes gonna win. i dont really have anything to say either way. we like his hat though.
10. why the fuck is there like no serious saula this season.
11. Jordin - "On A Clear Day" - she always looks so fucking cute. love this vocal. love. jordin, you own.
12. God, Randy. The shirt. HAHAHAHAHAHA. god.
13. "IM JUST SO FRICKIN' PROUD OF YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY!" - Paula. I LOVE YOU.
14. Gina - "Smile" - omfg. she has the best song choices of my entire life. and omg nice performance.
15. Sanjaya - "Cheek to Cheek" - GET THE FUCK OUT. youre fucking scary. lol mobster omg. GTFO PAULA RIGHT NOW YOU CRAZY-ASS. *is extremely protective* "sanjaya is my papaya" omfg lol sign. "thank you for the dance" omg cute. paula ill dance with you - and we can do REAL dance, kthx.
16. Haley - "i dont knowww" - i actually like this one i think. idk. i still dont think she's idol material. Paula, stop being nice. lol they dont even want to tell her how she did. that means they dont even know why shes here. id have to agree.
17. LaKisha - "Ain't No Sunshine" - idk. i just love her. i dont really have anything to say anymore. she's awesome. not her best performance, but come on. it's lakisha. Nice critiques.
18. UGH HORSEFACE. GTFO.
02. also, i LOVE Tony Bennett ok. 15 Grammy's?! wth. whoa.
03. Fetal Position starts in 1 hour.
04. Blake - "Mack the Knife"? - looks slick tonight. skjldfhas. ♥. idk about the song choice, but, come on. It's Blake. So. jfkldsaf. His little dance moves are killing me.
05. LOL RANDY HAS A RHINESTONED SHIRT!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
06. "You personified PIZZAZZ!!!!!!" lol i need an anicon of paula saying "pizzazz". sdjkfhasd.
07. Phil - "Night & Day" - dslhfasd you scare me. I HATE YOUR SONG CHOICE OMG IT SOUNDS SO BAD ON YOU. and we all just decided that your eyes get bigger and bigger every week. "You remind me of a young Frank Sinatra" - "WHAT?!" lolol "what frank sinatra are YOU referring to?!" LOL SINGING IN A FUNERAL PARLOR.
08. Melinda - "I Got Rhythm" - skjdhflksjahf. What a song choice. I love this omg. OMG I LOVE HER ATTITUDE FOR THIS ONE. slkjahfa she rocks omg. Paula just gave a really cute critique. LOL SIMON TELLS THE AUDIENCE TO SHUT UP.
09. Chris - "Mr. Saturday" - idk. he's good but i dont think hes gonna win. i dont really have anything to say either way. we like his hat though.
10. why the fuck is there like no serious saula this season.
11. Jordin - "On A Clear Day" - she always looks so fucking cute. love this vocal. love. jordin, you own.
12. God, Randy. The shirt. HAHAHAHAHAHA. god.
13. "IM JUST SO FRICKIN' PROUD OF YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY!" - Paula. I LOVE YOU.
14. Gina - "Smile" - omfg. she has the best song choices of my entire life. and omg nice performance.
15. Sanjaya - "Cheek to Cheek" - GET THE FUCK OUT. youre fucking scary. lol mobster omg. GTFO PAULA RIGHT NOW YOU CRAZY-ASS. *is extremely protective* "sanjaya is my papaya" omfg lol sign. "thank you for the dance" omg cute. paula ill dance with you - and we can do REAL dance, kthx.
16. Haley - "i dont knowww" - i actually like this one i think. idk. i still dont think she's idol material. Paula, stop being nice. lol they dont even want to tell her how she did. that means they dont even know why shes here. id have to agree.
17. LaKisha - "Ain't No Sunshine" - idk. i just love her. i dont really have anything to say anymore. she's awesome. not her best performance, but come on. it's lakisha. Nice critiques.
18. UGH HORSEFACE. GTFO.