"psht. i was opposed for sexual reasons - i lost my viginity there a *bunch* of times."
I FUCKING LOVE "FLOURISH".
so so so amazingly much.
The fact that Jesse & Jennifer are in it is just a bonus, seriously.
I love its sense of humor, oh my god. And I love how artsy it is. And I love how they handle camera angles and sound. jkslhdlskjahdgad oh my god i love it. It is so amazingly different and funny. And they say "fuck" a lot. If I ever make a movie, it will probably turn out like this lol.
And Gabby Gabriella, is such a great character HAHA I'm actually liking Jennifer Morrison as an actress.
Jesse: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
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"do daughters use the f word when they hate you?"
"i read somewhere that that's true, yeah."
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Interviewer: "you're here voluntarily?"
Gabby: "YEAH, I HAD NO CHOICE."
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"oh great! now we're using NON-code names?!"
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Gabby: "See. Logicalistically? I can tell from your eyes that youre LYING... how does that make you and Jesus feel?"
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girl: "i dont want another slap mark on my face for later!!!!"
mom: "well there isnt gonna BE a later because youre grounded!!"
girl: "what!? tell me why im grounded!!!! *opens door*"
*SLAP*
girl: "OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!?"
mom: "DONT SAY THE WORD 'FUCK'!!"
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jesse: "no... you dont sound like Todd. I know what that fucker sounds like - i jacked his nose, that flaming piece of shit."
LMAO OMG THIS WHOLE SCENE IN GENERAL, WITH JESSE ON THE PHONE WITH THE CAR STEALER.
jesse: "what, are you like, pranking me? well, it'll be REAL funny when i karate!prank your fucking FACE!!"
guy: "shes not your fiance... she's a whore, and a corporate spy."
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"i dont expect you to understand the way i do logic, just... DRIVE FASTER."
"just... pull over. i need to comandeer a car."
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Gabby: "why cant you just drive me up there?!"
Stranger: "my car cant go there..."
Gabby: "psht, i thought your car had 4 wheel drive!!"
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"*reads off emergency numbers* ... poison control center, you can call them, they'll come, or just drink milk, um... *reads more* my number, the neighbors number *reads more* and this is my number again, so it will be down twice for safety..."
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Gabby: "shes probably definitely SAD because she can't go to the funeral!"
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"i am walking the FUCKING streets, just WAITING to be raped."
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LOL OMG JESSE SPENCER DOING KARATE.
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"i dont KNOW the relevant details, only the ones that MATTER."
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"fucking.... *punch* FACE. *kick*... DICK FACE... fucker!"
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Gabby: "This is how you get an A on your paper. You lift the text directly, and then you make it your own."
Girl: "my teacher says thats plagarism."
Gabby: "well, your teacher's a fool, and obviously not an analytical tutor like me."
Gabby: "your mother pays me to help you because im quantified to help you."
Girl: "i know all about you...."
Gabby: "GREAT. I know all about myself too."
Gabby: "Let's play a game. I HAVE CANDY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME."
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"If you're listening... RUN AWAY - NO PRAYING, NO POLICE."
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FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL JESSE AND JEN HAVE A SCENE TOGETHER AND OMG YAY SHES GOT HIM ON HER BACK. *DEAD OF CUTE*
Jesse: "youre getting my karate gear wet!!!!"
Jen: "you have a temperature of at least 3 or 4 hundred!!"
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Gabby: "what the hell is horseplay?! did you just fucking make that up right now?!"
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Gabby: "lucy, as we all know, walked to that local pool, she scaled the pool's fence and then she sort of clumsily, stumbled and fell into the deep end... where she LATER, admits suicide, DESPITE what the police reports say."
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Gabby: "She cradled her dead hubby, all because some karate novice, in a karate gee (?) with a green karate belt, killed him and then stood there deliriously unsure how he executed a man he NEVER EVEN KNEW."
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Gabby: "Come ON Kauffman, who the fuck DOESNT look and sound like you?!"
*sigh* I dont get the ending why they all need to know where Jack is. Can anyone who has seen it explain?
BUT OMG OKAY BASICALLY. THAT IS ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME.
so so so amazingly much.
The fact that Jesse & Jennifer are in it is just a bonus, seriously.
I love its sense of humor, oh my god. And I love how artsy it is. And I love how they handle camera angles and sound. jkslhdlskjahdgad oh my god i love it. It is so amazingly different and funny. And they say "fuck" a lot. If I ever make a movie, it will probably turn out like this lol.
And Gabby Gabriella, is such a great character HAHA I'm actually liking Jennifer Morrison as an actress.
Jesse: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
-----
"do daughters use the f word when they hate you?"
"i read somewhere that that's true, yeah."
-----
Interviewer: "you're here voluntarily?"
Gabby: "YEAH, I HAD NO CHOICE."
-----
"oh great! now we're using NON-code names?!"
-----
Gabby: "See. Logicalistically? I can tell from your eyes that youre LYING... how does that make you and Jesus feel?"
-----
girl: "i dont want another slap mark on my face for later!!!!"
mom: "well there isnt gonna BE a later because youre grounded!!"
girl: "what!? tell me why im grounded!!!! *opens door*"
*SLAP*
girl: "OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!?"
mom: "DONT SAY THE WORD 'FUCK'!!"
-----
jesse: "no... you dont sound like Todd. I know what that fucker sounds like - i jacked his nose, that flaming piece of shit."
LMAO OMG THIS WHOLE SCENE IN GENERAL, WITH JESSE ON THE PHONE WITH THE CAR STEALER.
jesse: "what, are you like, pranking me? well, it'll be REAL funny when i karate!prank your fucking FACE!!"
guy: "shes not your fiance... she's a whore, and a corporate spy."
-----
"i dont expect you to understand the way i do logic, just... DRIVE FASTER."
"just... pull over. i need to comandeer a car."
-----
Gabby: "why cant you just drive me up there?!"
Stranger: "my car cant go there..."
Gabby: "psht, i thought your car had 4 wheel drive!!"
-----
"*reads off emergency numbers* ... poison control center, you can call them, they'll come, or just drink milk, um... *reads more* my number, the neighbors number *reads more* and this is my number again, so it will be down twice for safety..."
-----
Gabby: "shes probably definitely SAD because she can't go to the funeral!"
-----
"i am walking the FUCKING streets, just WAITING to be raped."
-----
LOL OMG JESSE SPENCER DOING KARATE.
-----
"i dont KNOW the relevant details, only the ones that MATTER."
-----
"fucking.... *punch* FACE. *kick*... DICK FACE... fucker!"
-----
Gabby: "This is how you get an A on your paper. You lift the text directly, and then you make it your own."
Girl: "my teacher says thats plagarism."
Gabby: "well, your teacher's a fool, and obviously not an analytical tutor like me."
Gabby: "your mother pays me to help you because im quantified to help you."
Girl: "i know all about you...."
Gabby: "GREAT. I know all about myself too."
Gabby: "Let's play a game. I HAVE CANDY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME."
-----
"If you're listening... RUN AWAY - NO PRAYING, NO POLICE."
-----
FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL JESSE AND JEN HAVE A SCENE TOGETHER AND OMG YAY SHES GOT HIM ON HER BACK. *DEAD OF CUTE*
Jesse: "youre getting my karate gear wet!!!!"
Jen: "you have a temperature of at least 3 or 4 hundred!!"
-----
Gabby: "what the hell is horseplay?! did you just fucking make that up right now?!"
----
Gabby: "lucy, as we all know, walked to that local pool, she scaled the pool's fence and then she sort of clumsily, stumbled and fell into the deep end... where she LATER, admits suicide, DESPITE what the police reports say."
-----
Gabby: "She cradled her dead hubby, all because some karate novice, in a karate gee (?) with a green karate belt, killed him and then stood there deliriously unsure how he executed a man he NEVER EVEN KNEW."
-----
Gabby: "Come ON Kauffman, who the fuck DOESNT look and sound like you?!"
*sigh* I dont get the ending why they all need to know where Jack is. Can anyone who has seen it explain?
BUT OMG OKAY BASICALLY. THAT IS ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME.