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TV & Movies~
Smash - I FUCKING LOVED THE EDGIER MARILYN NUMBER ON THE BED. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'D PAY TO SEE THAT BROADWAY SHOW. I know it ended with them saying it was a mistake but they are definitely full of shit lol. I hope that they will eventually gravitate toward a middle ground - keep some of the cutesy, baseball number shit but give it a little edge. I am sad the Michael Swift thing is over? He and Julia were totally hot, even though he did get on my nerves; Like it's fine if you want to fuck around because we're animals and people have chemistry you can't help or whatever, but if you're going to make that big of a possessive deal about it and "I can't stop thinking about you" and "I'm going to keep calling your house" then I'm sorry but you should probably be breaking up with your wife? IDEK. But I so enjoyed their scenes. Sometimes I wonder if the actor was a tiny miscast but I can never know that lol. Also I am starting to really hate Ivy.
The Big C - I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL. I worry that it's going to start to decline in quality soon but I can't tell if that's legit or just me still being fucked up from The Disappointment That Is House MD. From the season 3 preview it looked like it might be getting a little more quirky, campy, 'out there' trying too hard. IDK. But I loved the ending of this episode, how Paul's heart thing was going off and she was drowning and when he pulled her out of the ice and they laughed and said they were un-killable or whatever, I started crying. This show. ♥ I HOPE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO COME TO MINNESOTA FOR SOMETHING BECAUSE I WILL BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT.
Dance Moms - What the fuck just happened. lol. Abby pissed me off in the 'finale', tbh. And I am always on her side, you guys, this is serious. Maddie was a brat but I totally get it.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated - INFURIATED ME, I HATE PEOPLE AND POLITICS GOD GOD, THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I HATE SHIT LIKE THIS. And when some director was talking about how they overshot an inappropriate scene on purpose, filled it with obnoxious shots they never even wanted to use just so the MPAA ratings board "could feel like they pissed on it in someway" just fucking infuriates me. I am so sick of power-tripping, controlling people who fucking invent non-reasons for themselves to be important and have a job - get a real fucking talent. Actually contribute to the world.
Basic Instinct - I LOVED THIS. I LOVE SEXY THRILLERS. MOAR PLZ, MOAR.
The Hunger Games - we finally saw this and I really liked it! I haven't read the books so I feel like there were some moments where I would have gotten more out of them if I had. That was a grammatically mangled sentence so I hope you understand. Jennifer Lawrence is such a badass and I love her. Like it's not crazy fangirling or anything but I love her. TBH THOUGH, I shipped her with Cinna so much more than I shipped her with Peeta. I didn't get it, and they had so much more natural chemistry. I felt like the ending was a little abrupt? I think I went into it expecting way more bloodshed and fighting. I SHOULD PROBABLY READ THE BOOK THOUGH.
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Last Friday night, Ali and my sister came to Jason's apartment, we did our nails and had a dance party to old school rap before we walked to dinner. Got super strong drinks and went to a comedy show. ~Lots of LOLS~. My cousin Amanda turned 18, so we took her to the casino the next day. My grandma sent us each $20 to gamble with because she is the cutest. I don't think my cousin liked it much because she only spent $10 and opted to keep the rest. My sister pissed all of hers away on machines like Kitty Glitter and I doubled mine because I am a boss. I tried to give my grandma her money back but she refused. Again, the cutest.
We had Amanda's birthday party on April Fools Day, Jason and I had constructed this huge plan to fool them into thinking we'd broken up, but ultimately we were lazy when it came to putting it into action. My aunt had called my grandma that morning and been like, "HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS? CELINE OVERDOSED. AND DIED." And she totally fell for it lol sklfjha. We turned the ceiling fan on full blast and threw dog toys at it. Clay pots and picture frames almost broke and a mirror almost fell off the wall. We call this The Fan Game. Easter is fast approaching, meaning I have to do my Family Meme Easter Egg Hunt again, like tomorrow. I find awful photos of everyone, put meme text on them and assign point values. Then they find eggs with pictures inside, add up the points and the winner gets a cash prize. Then we collage the photos on a poster called The Board of Embarrassment to be immortalized forever.
Ali, Jas and I went to trivia on Monday night. We placed fourth. Our team name was The Multiple Scoregasms. Jason freaked me out a little because I got a Groupon for bedsheets and I just asked if he wanted some. So we were picking out bedsheets and I asked what color he wanted and he said something like, "You're going to live there too so it's up to you". I know he didn't mean it the way I took it, but it still kind of made me feel like he was planning my fucking life and choices for me so I freaked out. It's probably not normal, I mean, it's been a year and a half almost, and it's not like I don't fucking spend 75% of my time at his apartment anyway, it's just... IDEK.
My grandma made dumplings for us last night, so delicious. So we went over there (LOL also you guys, I got purple nail polish on the guy whose house we're staying at's bed sheet so I brought it home to see if she could get it out - she got it half out lol) and Jason of course brought his iPad. My grandma was so curious and loved it and totally wanted one. So we kept showing her stuff and omg just watching her marvel at technology, it made my heart grow three sizes just like the Grinch. She was like, "I'm getting one of these. What do I ask for?" We said we could help her and she was like, "Okay let's just go right now! The mall closes in 45 minutes!" LOL YOU GUYS SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN IPAD WAS UNTIL YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE HAS ONE. SHE WAS SO CUTE LEARNING IT, AND SO EXCITED.
And then she was up until at least 2am playing Words With Friends with me. And then she got up at like 6 because she couldn't sleep anymore - she said she was too excited to get up and play her iPad. YOU GUYS, I CAN'T. She's such a boss, dictating her Facebook comments and emails and shit, using a four-finger swipe to switch between apps. I can't.
Smash - I FUCKING LOVED THE EDGIER MARILYN NUMBER ON THE BED. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'D PAY TO SEE THAT BROADWAY SHOW. I know it ended with them saying it was a mistake but they are definitely full of shit lol. I hope that they will eventually gravitate toward a middle ground - keep some of the cutesy, baseball number shit but give it a little edge. I am sad the Michael Swift thing is over? He and Julia were totally hot, even though he did get on my nerves; Like it's fine if you want to fuck around because we're animals and people have chemistry you can't help or whatever, but if you're going to make that big of a possessive deal about it and "I can't stop thinking about you" and "I'm going to keep calling your house" then I'm sorry but you should probably be breaking up with your wife? IDEK. But I so enjoyed their scenes. Sometimes I wonder if the actor was a tiny miscast but I can never know that lol. Also I am starting to really hate Ivy.
The Big C - I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL. I worry that it's going to start to decline in quality soon but I can't tell if that's legit or just me still being fucked up from The Disappointment That Is House MD. From the season 3 preview it looked like it might be getting a little more quirky, campy, 'out there' trying too hard. IDK. But I loved the ending of this episode, how Paul's heart thing was going off and she was drowning and when he pulled her out of the ice and they laughed and said they were un-killable or whatever, I started crying. This show. ♥ I HOPE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO COME TO MINNESOTA FOR SOMETHING BECAUSE I WILL BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT.
Dance Moms - What the fuck just happened. lol. Abby pissed me off in the 'finale', tbh. And I am always on her side, you guys, this is serious. Maddie was a brat but I totally get it.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated - INFURIATED ME, I HATE PEOPLE AND POLITICS GOD GOD, THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I HATE SHIT LIKE THIS. And when some director was talking about how they overshot an inappropriate scene on purpose, filled it with obnoxious shots they never even wanted to use just so the MPAA ratings board "could feel like they pissed on it in someway" just fucking infuriates me. I am so sick of power-tripping, controlling people who fucking invent non-reasons for themselves to be important and have a job - get a real fucking talent. Actually contribute to the world.
Basic Instinct - I LOVED THIS. I LOVE SEXY THRILLERS. MOAR PLZ, MOAR.
The Hunger Games - we finally saw this and I really liked it! I haven't read the books so I feel like there were some moments where I would have gotten more out of them if I had. That was a grammatically mangled sentence so I hope you understand. Jennifer Lawrence is such a badass and I love her. Like it's not crazy fangirling or anything but I love her. TBH THOUGH, I shipped her with Cinna so much more than I shipped her with Peeta. I didn't get it, and they had so much more natural chemistry. I felt like the ending was a little abrupt? I think I went into it expecting way more bloodshed and fighting. I SHOULD PROBABLY READ THE BOOK THOUGH.
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Last Friday night, Ali and my sister came to Jason's apartment, we did our nails and had a dance party to old school rap before we walked to dinner. Got super strong drinks and went to a comedy show. ~Lots of LOLS~. My cousin Amanda turned 18, so we took her to the casino the next day. My grandma sent us each $20 to gamble with because she is the cutest. I don't think my cousin liked it much because she only spent $10 and opted to keep the rest. My sister pissed all of hers away on machines like Kitty Glitter and I doubled mine because I am a boss. I tried to give my grandma her money back but she refused. Again, the cutest.
We had Amanda's birthday party on April Fools Day, Jason and I had constructed this huge plan to fool them into thinking we'd broken up, but ultimately we were lazy when it came to putting it into action. My aunt had called my grandma that morning and been like, "HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS? CELINE OVERDOSED. AND DIED." And she totally fell for it lol sklfjha. We turned the ceiling fan on full blast and threw dog toys at it. Clay pots and picture frames almost broke and a mirror almost fell off the wall. We call this The Fan Game. Easter is fast approaching, meaning I have to do my Family Meme Easter Egg Hunt again, like tomorrow. I find awful photos of everyone, put meme text on them and assign point values. Then they find eggs with pictures inside, add up the points and the winner gets a cash prize. Then we collage the photos on a poster called The Board of Embarrassment to be immortalized forever.
Ali, Jas and I went to trivia on Monday night. We placed fourth. Our team name was The Multiple Scoregasms. Jason freaked me out a little because I got a Groupon for bedsheets and I just asked if he wanted some. So we were picking out bedsheets and I asked what color he wanted and he said something like, "You're going to live there too so it's up to you". I know he didn't mean it the way I took it, but it still kind of made me feel like he was planning my fucking life and choices for me so I freaked out. It's probably not normal, I mean, it's been a year and a half almost, and it's not like I don't fucking spend 75% of my time at his apartment anyway, it's just... IDEK.
My grandma made dumplings for us last night, so delicious. So we went over there (LOL also you guys, I got purple nail polish on the guy whose house we're staying at's bed sheet so I brought it home to see if she could get it out - she got it half out lol) and Jason of course brought his iPad. My grandma was so curious and loved it and totally wanted one. So we kept showing her stuff and omg just watching her marvel at technology, it made my heart grow three sizes just like the Grinch. She was like, "I'm getting one of these. What do I ask for?" We said we could help her and she was like, "Okay let's just go right now! The mall closes in 45 minutes!" LOL YOU GUYS SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN IPAD WAS UNTIL YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE HAS ONE. SHE WAS SO CUTE LEARNING IT, AND SO EXCITED.
And then she was up until at least 2am playing Words With Friends with me. And then she got up at like 6 because she couldn't sleep anymore - she said she was too excited to get up and play her iPad. YOU GUYS, I CAN'T. She's such a boss, dictating her Facebook comments and emails and shit, using a four-finger swipe to switch between apps. I can't.