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→ Patricia Clarkson was (oh so RANDOMLY) in my dream the other day and she was so fucking sweet to me you guys, I may just have to fangirl her. There was some zombie play and I was supposed to be shooting it - I had all these bitchin' filters on my camera, it was like Photoshop, and I was doing test shots and they LOOKED just creepy as hell and amazing, desaturated and greenish and fuzzy. Sam was like, "omg HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" and I couldn't remember. Then the play started and there were empty bleachers so I snuck to a spot in the first row. And then I got fucking yelled at because "they were reserved" or some stupid shit even though nobody was there. So I tried to just walk to another section and get shots, when Patricia leaned to my shoulder and was like, "I could probably get you a spot up front." The play was going on so I just turned around and climbed up to the empty seat next to her, she helped me up and made room. And I don't even remember but we talked through the whole rest of the show and then when it was over, her two dream!daughters came over as she asked me if I was still dancing. "No," I said, and she was sad. I DON'T EVEN KNOW, it sounds like nothing on paper but seriously I was so happy when I woke up because of her.
→ Went to my mom's boyfriend's bar on... Monday? Tuesday? for bingo. It's really fun there and I'd totally go more if it were closer. But I went to my grandma's first, my mom french braided my hair, and then we all went togethar. I was definitely not winning and I knew it was because I was ~saving my win~ for the last one so I'd get $1000. Except you had to cover your whole board in 53 numbers or less, which definitely did not happen. I DID WIN, THOUGH. I just had to split the far inferior $46 with three other people who also conveniently won when she called out #23. lol. Cool beans. My mom's boyfriend, Greg, is very nice though, he has great food and let us experiment with cake vodka. It tastes so good with orange soda and root beer, btw. My grandma started getting weird, like just getting generally quiet and kind of short because she was convinced that my mother and I were going to throw up at her house later. Because we had like three drinks. We told her we'd just stay at Greg's so she wouldn't have to worry about it. We brought her home and went back and there was this hilarious guy there named Chris. And apparently one time, this other guy was there and talking about how much hotter he was than his girlfriend and how she bugs him because she uses too much toilet paper, lmao. OKAY, so this night, Hot Guy was back except this time he had his girlfriend with him. And Chris kept drunkenly giving him shit about how hot he was and "If I could teabag any guy in the world, it'd be you". Then they were at the jukebox and he was like, "YOU GUYS ARE SO HOT. DO YOU EVEN USE TOILET PAPER?" She was obliviously like, "What?" I died so hard I almost broke several things. We had a blast.
Then I went back with my mom, we weren't tired so we just laid in bed and watched Cheers. ♥ We couldn't find Dexter and we were bummed so we went to sleep. Greg slept out on the couch and when my mom went for water, he was all, "I love this!" telling her that it made him happy to hear us giggling in there. The next morning, we went to McDonald's lol and then she dropped me off at my car. I also need to mention the other week when we went to get cards for Jason's birthday. She, my grandma, and I, made a huge scene in the audio card aisle because we had to open every single one. We were dying laughing, I almost peed my pants literally, and singing and dancing. A little girl was watching us and laughing and we just had so much fun. I have to write about it because those really simple moments are going to be the things I'm going to miss when I'm much older.
→ Wednesday, I slept super late and then had a night of stellar television - Tuesday's X-Factor (so pissed Simon sent blonde!mechanic home and so pissed that he went back and got Melanie. Yes she's got a great voice but I feel nothing. Pretty much agree with and am okay with all other choices), Modern Family (not even really that funny this week, what is happening) American Horror Story (love it love it).
→ Thursday, went to Trivia with Jas, Ali, Molly, her new beau, and one of his friends. Our team name was Jack & The Ballsacks, we came in third but it was super tight because only two points separated 3rd and 1st. At one point I told Molly that I need to play with a small child so I don't have to have one of my own and Jason and Ali exchanged a "... did she really just say that" thing and please tell me some of you here know what I mean. Like I don't WANT a kid rn, I just feel the urge to hold tiny fingers and tickle things because I haven't in ages, okay. Like, you know what I mean, right. Molly asked her boyfriend to win her a prize from the claw machine and he was like, okay. Jason said he'd win me one later too and Ali was kind of sad and said she wished she had a boy to win her things. So what does Jason do? Wins two things, one for her and one for me. I really, really love how sweet and thoughtful he is, not only to me but also to my friends.
→ Went to my mom's boyfriend's bar on... Monday? Tuesday? for bingo. It's really fun there and I'd totally go more if it were closer. But I went to my grandma's first, my mom french braided my hair, and then we all went togethar. I was definitely not winning and I knew it was because I was ~saving my win~ for the last one so I'd get $1000. Except you had to cover your whole board in 53 numbers or less, which definitely did not happen. I DID WIN, THOUGH. I just had to split the far inferior $46 with three other people who also conveniently won when she called out #23. lol. Cool beans. My mom's boyfriend, Greg, is very nice though, he has great food and let us experiment with cake vodka. It tastes so good with orange soda and root beer, btw. My grandma started getting weird, like just getting generally quiet and kind of short because she was convinced that my mother and I were going to throw up at her house later. Because we had like three drinks. We told her we'd just stay at Greg's so she wouldn't have to worry about it. We brought her home and went back and there was this hilarious guy there named Chris. And apparently one time, this other guy was there and talking about how much hotter he was than his girlfriend and how she bugs him because she uses too much toilet paper, lmao. OKAY, so this night, Hot Guy was back except this time he had his girlfriend with him. And Chris kept drunkenly giving him shit about how hot he was and "If I could teabag any guy in the world, it'd be you". Then they were at the jukebox and he was like, "YOU GUYS ARE SO HOT. DO YOU EVEN USE TOILET PAPER?" She was obliviously like, "What?" I died so hard I almost broke several things. We had a blast.
Then I went back with my mom, we weren't tired so we just laid in bed and watched Cheers. ♥ We couldn't find Dexter and we were bummed so we went to sleep. Greg slept out on the couch and when my mom went for water, he was all, "I love this!" telling her that it made him happy to hear us giggling in there. The next morning, we went to McDonald's lol and then she dropped me off at my car. I also need to mention the other week when we went to get cards for Jason's birthday. She, my grandma, and I, made a huge scene in the audio card aisle because we had to open every single one. We were dying laughing, I almost peed my pants literally, and singing and dancing. A little girl was watching us and laughing and we just had so much fun. I have to write about it because those really simple moments are going to be the things I'm going to miss when I'm much older.
→ Wednesday, I slept super late and then had a night of stellar television - Tuesday's X-Factor (so pissed Simon sent blonde!mechanic home and so pissed that he went back and got Melanie. Yes she's got a great voice but I feel nothing. Pretty much agree with and am okay with all other choices), Modern Family (not even really that funny this week, what is happening) American Horror Story (love it love it).
→ Thursday, went to Trivia with Jas, Ali, Molly, her new beau, and one of his friends. Our team name was Jack & The Ballsacks, we came in third but it was super tight because only two points separated 3rd and 1st. At one point I told Molly that I need to play with a small child so I don't have to have one of my own and Jason and Ali exchanged a "... did she really just say that" thing and please tell me some of you here know what I mean. Like I don't WANT a kid rn, I just feel the urge to hold tiny fingers and tickle things because I haven't in ages, okay. Like, you know what I mean, right. Molly asked her boyfriend to win her a prize from the claw machine and he was like, okay. Jason said he'd win me one later too and Ali was kind of sad and said she wished she had a boy to win her things. So what does Jason do? Wins two things, one for her and one for me. I really, really love how sweet and thoughtful he is, not only to me but also to my friends.