Drabble: Not Happening (Leverage, Eliot-centric)
Title: Not Happening
Author: lissamariefic
Rating: PG?
Summary: Dialogue-only drabble for 20_fics Prompt Table #10 - 008. "When hell freezes over."
Note: A fun little drabble to fight my "Back-Up Plan" writer's block. Enjoy.
"When hell freezes over."
"I'm only saying-"
"And I'm only saying it's never going to happen."
"Eliot-"
"Drop it, Sophie."
"Can I do it?"
"No, Parker. No one's doing anything!"
"There's nothing wrong with change, bro."
"I see no reason to change something if nothing's wrong with it to begin with, Hardison."
"Maybe you should all just leave the man alone."
"Thanks, Nate."
"If he wants to look like hippie that's his business."
"I don't look-"
"Can I put flowers in your hair?"
No, Parker! And for the last time, I do not look like a hippie. I do not need a change. And if anyone comes near me with scissors, I will make them eat them. My. Hair. Is. Fine."