Weird headline of the day
Son's helping hand turns to horror after freak lightning attack
That probably won't be there forever, since it only seems to have that headline on the Yahoo.ca main page at the moment, but holy cow...how on earth does lightning attack, exactly?
That probably won't be there forever, since it only seems to have that headline on the Yahoo.ca main page at the moment, but holy cow...how on earth does lightning attack, exactly?
it has always hated humans for their ability to swim, climb trees and wear metal jewellery...and that is why it attacks so cruelly on unsuspecting humans.
it has no definite sexual identity and prefers to reproduce in the seclusion of cumulus-nimbus clouds, either asexually or by osmosis.
it has a tremendous fear of rainbows, and thusly, the mere sight of any gay pride flags sets off a group or hagarette of lightning bolts, into a sociopathic fury...
sometimes enraged hagarettes of lightning will join forces with tornadoes to enact a terrible double-pronged vengence!
the tornado will sneak up on one or more humaniod-bi-peds, and suck them up into a whirling dervish of dirt and debris...in the confusion,
the lightning hagarette will strike unmercifully...
their favorite move is to strike suddenly from below the airborne humans,
crying in their hideous tongue,
"cracken-hissen-splitten-assen-eaten-bolten-zappin-sizzlin-pissin-ratten!"
which loosely translated means,
"with our mighty hissing cracks,
with zapping bolts we will attack,
upon your asses from below,
we'll split you in pieces right up to your back,
as you sizzle we eat you,
you damn pissing rats!"
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