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Stuff keeps disappearing from my bathroom. A month ago, I bought a new face wash and two days later it went missing. I share a bathroom with my brother, but he denied ever having touched it, so I assumed I dropped it on the floor and my dog ran off with it or something. However, I just took a shower and BOTH of my shampoos are missing. The matching conditioners are still accounted for. It has to be my brother, right? Because the only other explanation is that we have a shampoo burglar. Only, what the hell could he possibly be doing with all of my toiletries?