video & voice post
Ichigo- This isn't very funny.
Did you take shampoo again? I told you all you had to do was ask! Or was it you, Rukia?
[A sigh. Shuffling and ~magically~ the video turns on to reveal the speaker. Only she isn't wearing...that. Just jeans and a shirt fyfyh. It isn't the Nel you know and love/hate, but she does...show an uncanny resemblance to her. Even that skull...]
..Actually, no. A better question is where am I? I hope this isn't a dream. I suspect Nnoitra put something in my food last night- this is too lucid for drugs to not be involved.
[ooc; DON'T JUDGE ME. Ge-Genre switch- she works for a model company with ichigo & his gaggle and...I'm taking a few creative liberties right now J-JUST ROLL WITH ME... /sobs into hands]