Australian lesbian vampire murderers...
...because my rare entries should merit interesting titles. This one is compliments of "The Shipping News." Good book, but rather bleak. I think we are up to four deaths now, unless you count the 300 children who died on that shipwreak. Fun times.
Anyway, I would just like to announce that Martha Stewart has nothing on me. At least in the culinary department. My mom and I just made chocobananas for the QaF party Sarah, Denise, and I will have this weekend. And not only are they incredibly phallic but the chocolate dribbled in a way that looks like cum. And there is a really wuss-ass one which I have dubbed "Michael's penis." Who's ever most drunk by the end of the night will have to have that one. Hmmm...that will probably be...let's see...ME! We also have chocobananas with scars, acne, and bruises. Hey, it was my first time, and it was rough. Mwhahahahaha. And I didn't just stop with bananas. I didn't want Mel and Lindsay to feel left out so I also dipped some strawberries. Not quite as nippley as I hoped but they'll do. The best part was after we finished, my mom handed me a spoon and asked "Do you want to eat this out?" I managed to snicker instead of hysterically laugh like I wanted to. I'm sure she was impressed by the way I giggled the whole time we were dipping them. But now we can play both eating and drinking games with season 3 this weekend. Yay!
Anyway, I would just like to announce that Martha Stewart has nothing on me. At least in the culinary department. My mom and I just made chocobananas for the QaF party Sarah, Denise, and I will have this weekend. And not only are they incredibly phallic but the chocolate dribbled in a way that looks like cum. And there is a really wuss-ass one which I have dubbed "Michael's penis." Who's ever most drunk by the end of the night will have to have that one. Hmmm...that will probably be...let's see...ME! We also have chocobananas with scars, acne, and bruises. Hey, it was my first time, and it was rough. Mwhahahahaha. And I didn't just stop with bananas. I didn't want Mel and Lindsay to feel left out so I also dipped some strawberries. Not quite as nippley as I hoped but they'll do. The best part was after we finished, my mom handed me a spoon and asked "Do you want to eat this out?" I managed to snicker instead of hysterically laugh like I wanted to. I'm sure she was impressed by the way I giggled the whole time we were dipping them. But now we can play both eating and drinking games with season 3 this weekend. Yay!