The German Comedian

[lishy_san]

I just heard the best impersonation. It's a german doing stand up. The guys name was Ian something or other. He was hilarious.

"Here is what will happen...I will tell the joke, and you will laugh.
-laughter in the audience-
Good... I see we have an understanding.
Joke one!
Knock! ... KNOCK!
Who is there..?
Gustapo...
...
Just kidding...We don't knock.
Joke two!
How many polaks does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
None...we cut their electricity.
Joke three!
Two Jews walk into a bar...
They don't walk out again."