I haven't updated this thing in a long time. I was too tired and busy during the last two weeks of term, and now it's the holidays and I'm too happily ensconced in reading and gaming to have time for LJ.
My last couple of days have been divided between reading Kushiel's Mercy, playing WoW, chatting on Skype, and taking over Europe in Medieval Total War II. And eating Doritos. And talking about chicken sex.
Anyway.
I'm really sad that I've finished the Kushiel series. It was one of those series of books that you don't want to finish reading, ever, because it's TOO AWESOME and you know you'll never find the like again. But it's over. All 9620 pages of it (yes, I counted). Six awesome books of awesomeness. It was truly epic.
I watched G.I. Joe on Friday and loved it. There, I've said it. DON'T JUDGE ME. Mostly the love was for Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller (whose fight scene, by the way, was WAY TOO SHORT). And I am in love with Rachel Nichols' legs. I'm not normally a legs girl. And I'm usually not this enamoured of a celebrity's body parts. But oooomg her legs. They just go on forever.
Behold. The glory of her legs!
And I'm including this picture 'cos she looks totally cute and kind of gay in it:
Oh Rachel! *sighs* When I find my hawt Scandinavian WoW-playing girlfriend, I hope she has legs like yours.
Also, I'm fairly certain that Rachel Nichols is at least bisexual. Her first role on TV? She was in a threesome with another woman and a guy. Her first proper role in a movie? It involved a make out scene with another woman. And then she's in both Alias and The Inside as sexeh secret agents in hot power suits. Plus, her on-screen chemistry with Sydney in Alias? HAWT. And have you SEEN
the pictures of her and Sienne Miller lately? She clangs my gaydar bells so hard everytime I look at her, and I'm 80% sure it's not just wishful thinking. I have two words for you, my friends: TOTES GHEI or at least totes bi.
This post was brought to you by Rachel Nichols' Hawt Bisexual Legs (tm) and Melisquawke, the dominatrix chicken.