Paarfirotica! (or, why my fandom is the best)

[lisefrac]

If you've ever wondered why I love the work of Steven Brust so much--enough that I wrote a larp set in Dragaera--then I think this should tell you a lot:

He totally just wrote erotica as composed by Paarfi, the hyper-verbose narrator of the Khaavren Romances.

It's, uh. Not safe for work.

I think I should make this a bluesheet for Cracks ;)