hey, this looks fun!
Stolen from elrondio :>
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Lisa needs braces" (yay, Simpsons?) "LISA NEEDS TO GET A LIFE" ... :<
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Lisa looks like a dehydrated crack whore"
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Uh, I guess Velvet Underground made a song called Lisa Says and that's all I got. ^^
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Lisa wants London" "Lisa Wants to Talk to You"
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Uhhhh. Phantom Planet made a song called Lisa (Does It Hurt You?) .... >> and "Lisa does Sarah Better Than Sarah Does"
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Lisa hates you..." "Lisa hates her 'Freak Cheeks'" "Lisa Hates Broke Ass Bloggers"
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Lisa asks Al when he's coming over to put up her bookshelves"
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Lisa likes Rock N' Roll" "Lisa likes doing outrageous things, but there is a sweetness here communicated in the middle of a lot of..." >>? AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? I don't think so.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Lisa eats a COokie and speaks about the recent event"
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Lisa wears Pamela Mann Overknees for engagement party."
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: ......LOL. "Lisa was arrested for injuring David. She had thrown a saw blade at him which had stuck in his back." >>;;;;
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. WOW, this one sucks. "Lisa Loves Dick" "Lisa Loves to Fuck" .__. :