(no subject)
1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?
hail to the thief
2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
the kind with cheese in it
3) What county were you born in?
wayne
4) Automatic or Manual?
automatic. i stall about every 10 feet in a stick.
5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
nope, it makes my food come back.
6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?
what the hell kind of question is that?
7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?
who does these things? okay okay, yes i have.
8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?
anything by the beatles. or your mom. she's good too.
9) Innie or outie?
innie
10) What's the name of the last movie(s) you rented?
human nature. why did i not know about this film before??
13) Are you a tactful person?
i try to be. i fail all the time though.
14) Have you ever told someone they didn't look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?
depends on the situation. if there was no special occasion about to happen and it was just like an 'at work, do i look like shit?' kind of thing, then yeah i'll lie. but if you're trapsing off to your wedding in a few and ask me if you look bad and you really do? good god, yes, and let me help you...
15) Do you question the norm?
what's that? um, did that count?
16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?
oh man. i totally do. who came up with this one? it's like they've been hanging out with all the closet skeletons i have. damnit.
18) Do you prefer to give or receive presents?
give. i have receiving issues.
23) Have you ever smoked Pot?
hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
24) Are you an impulsive person?
i can be i suppose.
no, nevermind.
i plan my entire existence.
25) Have you ever committed a Random Act of Kindness?
i try to frequently.
26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
so many more than i ever thought i would. simple living schmimple living.
27) Do you read shampoo bottle & etc. in the shower or bathtub?
on the pot. you'd be surprised how much it speeds things along.
jesus this is a crass survey...
28) Does it bother you when someone you know, other than your family members, feels free to just walk in your house without knocking?
my family members doing it would bother me more than anyone else i think.
29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accurately) finish your sentences?
yeah. well, more my thoughts. he's great.
30) Give me another word for penis.
hoo ha
31) Give me another word for vagina?
oh geez, can i pass?
32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?
here comes the cheese....a nonprofit, much like the ruth ellis center in detroit. check it out. www.ruthelliscenter.com
33) How many pets do you have?
a few plants...and my cat...in livonia...she's miserable...someone help me save her...
34) Have you ever had a "Fling"?
ummm, sure.
38) Who makes you laugh the most?
oh man, lots of people. huge blessing.
39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?
getting better.
41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?
sick.
42) Do you like lightening bugs?
love them.
43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?
what?
46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?
who?
47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?
some awful 80's movie where that's what the bully calls everyone.
48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?
i don't think so...honestly can't remember.
49) Can you sing well?
yes
52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?
cigarettes, hate to love them.
53) If your closest friend's companion came on to you would you tell your friend?
yes
54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?
probably something i wrote.
55) Do you laugh a lot?
it's the greatest
56) Do you cry a lot?
from time to time, at a pretty healthy rate i'd say.
57) Have you ever saved anyone's life?
not that i'm aware of. tons of bugs. oh, and a tree.
58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?
read, knit, play music, um, naughty time....
hail to the thief
2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
the kind with cheese in it
3) What county were you born in?
wayne
4) Automatic or Manual?
automatic. i stall about every 10 feet in a stick.
5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
nope, it makes my food come back.
6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?
what the hell kind of question is that?
7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?
who does these things? okay okay, yes i have.
8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?
anything by the beatles. or your mom. she's good too.
9) Innie or outie?
innie
10) What's the name of the last movie(s) you rented?
human nature. why did i not know about this film before??
13) Are you a tactful person?
i try to be. i fail all the time though.
14) Have you ever told someone they didn't look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?
depends on the situation. if there was no special occasion about to happen and it was just like an 'at work, do i look like shit?' kind of thing, then yeah i'll lie. but if you're trapsing off to your wedding in a few and ask me if you look bad and you really do? good god, yes, and let me help you...
15) Do you question the norm?
what's that? um, did that count?
16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?
oh man. i totally do. who came up with this one? it's like they've been hanging out with all the closet skeletons i have. damnit.
18) Do you prefer to give or receive presents?
give. i have receiving issues.
23) Have you ever smoked Pot?
hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
24) Are you an impulsive person?
i can be i suppose.
no, nevermind.
i plan my entire existence.
25) Have you ever committed a Random Act of Kindness?
i try to frequently.
26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
so many more than i ever thought i would. simple living schmimple living.
27) Do you read shampoo bottle & etc. in the shower or bathtub?
on the pot. you'd be surprised how much it speeds things along.
jesus this is a crass survey...
28) Does it bother you when someone you know, other than your family members, feels free to just walk in your house without knocking?
my family members doing it would bother me more than anyone else i think.
29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accurately) finish your sentences?
yeah. well, more my thoughts. he's great.
30) Give me another word for penis.
hoo ha
31) Give me another word for vagina?
oh geez, can i pass?
32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?
here comes the cheese....a nonprofit, much like the ruth ellis center in detroit. check it out. www.ruthelliscenter.com
33) How many pets do you have?
a few plants...and my cat...in livonia...she's miserable...someone help me save her...
34) Have you ever had a "Fling"?
ummm, sure.
38) Who makes you laugh the most?
oh man, lots of people. huge blessing.
39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?
getting better.
41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?
sick.
42) Do you like lightening bugs?
love them.
43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?
what?
46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?
who?
47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?
some awful 80's movie where that's what the bully calls everyone.
48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?
i don't think so...honestly can't remember.
49) Can you sing well?
yes
52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?
cigarettes, hate to love them.
53) If your closest friend's companion came on to you would you tell your friend?
yes
54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?
probably something i wrote.
55) Do you laugh a lot?
it's the greatest
56) Do you cry a lot?
from time to time, at a pretty healthy rate i'd say.
57) Have you ever saved anyone's life?
not that i'm aware of. tons of bugs. oh, and a tree.
58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?
read, knit, play music, um, naughty time....