Really Long story about Urination...
Corey just called. Well, like an hour and a half ago but we just hung up. I will share the funny story with you now:
So, Corey calls and we are chatting. He is kinda drunk so he is being extra silly. My throat was hurting earlier so I drank like 80 ounces of water. I was going to go pee but i got up to go when he called and i never got the chance. So, I am sitting here and my need-to-pee level is moderately high.
So, I climb up on my bed and lie down... i figure with gravity no longer working against me, I should be good for awhile. Well, Corey makes me laugh non stop, and as you all know, laughing is bad news when you need to urinate. So, after 45 minutes of laughing, even with lying down, my need-to-pee level reaches high. I want to ask him to hold on, but I dunno if we are at that point where I can admit to natural bodily functions like this, and I dont want to stop talking to him. I choose to twist and turn instead.
So I dont say much cause I am so focused on not peeing. He mentions how it is time to say goodbye. I try to speed him up, but he is super silly and keeps talking. I decide to climb down from my bed so that running to the bathroom would be easier. Bad idea. Gravity is being a bastard and I am forced to do the little kid pee-pee dance. Good thing caroline left the room and Karey was asleep cause let me tell you, its not the most attractive thing ever. At this point need-to-pee is flashing red and blaring sirens.
After a few minutes of that, I decide that I need to make my way to the bathroom. What I'd do with him on the phone when I got there I decided I'd figure out later.
Halfway to the bathroom I had to stop. I thought I was gonna pee in the hallway. I am trying so hard not to laugh at myself because that would make it worse, and poor Corey keeps talking and I am not listening at all.
So i get to the bathroom door and he is still talking and my phone is breaking up and my body senses the laboratory. So I am just like, "Corey. the phone is dying. Thanks for calling, goodnight." And I hang up.
Caroline is brushing her teeth and she is cracking up and I am cracking up and I pee for what felt like 15 minutes. Some girl walked in the bathroom and caroline and i are just laughing hysterically, except I'm in the stall laughing and the poor girl is so frightened.
Oh man. It was so funny. Maybe you had to be there.
Corey sang me "O Lisa" by weezer and said he wrote it just for me :) For those of you who dont know, the lyrics go a little sumthin like this "Oh Lisa, can you love me again. i'll be holding on til then" Theres a couple of "I wanna do you's" in there too. :)
ANyway, I think I have officially destroyed my bladder.
I will probably need to wear Depends when I am 30. Hahahaha, i hope not.
So, Corey calls and we are chatting. He is kinda drunk so he is being extra silly. My throat was hurting earlier so I drank like 80 ounces of water. I was going to go pee but i got up to go when he called and i never got the chance. So, I am sitting here and my need-to-pee level is moderately high.
So, I climb up on my bed and lie down... i figure with gravity no longer working against me, I should be good for awhile. Well, Corey makes me laugh non stop, and as you all know, laughing is bad news when you need to urinate. So, after 45 minutes of laughing, even with lying down, my need-to-pee level reaches high. I want to ask him to hold on, but I dunno if we are at that point where I can admit to natural bodily functions like this, and I dont want to stop talking to him. I choose to twist and turn instead.
So I dont say much cause I am so focused on not peeing. He mentions how it is time to say goodbye. I try to speed him up, but he is super silly and keeps talking. I decide to climb down from my bed so that running to the bathroom would be easier. Bad idea. Gravity is being a bastard and I am forced to do the little kid pee-pee dance. Good thing caroline left the room and Karey was asleep cause let me tell you, its not the most attractive thing ever. At this point need-to-pee is flashing red and blaring sirens.
After a few minutes of that, I decide that I need to make my way to the bathroom. What I'd do with him on the phone when I got there I decided I'd figure out later.
Halfway to the bathroom I had to stop. I thought I was gonna pee in the hallway. I am trying so hard not to laugh at myself because that would make it worse, and poor Corey keeps talking and I am not listening at all.
So i get to the bathroom door and he is still talking and my phone is breaking up and my body senses the laboratory. So I am just like, "Corey. the phone is dying. Thanks for calling, goodnight." And I hang up.
Caroline is brushing her teeth and she is cracking up and I am cracking up and I pee for what felt like 15 minutes. Some girl walked in the bathroom and caroline and i are just laughing hysterically, except I'm in the stall laughing and the poor girl is so frightened.
Oh man. It was so funny. Maybe you had to be there.
Corey sang me "O Lisa" by weezer and said he wrote it just for me :) For those of you who dont know, the lyrics go a little sumthin like this "Oh Lisa, can you love me again. i'll be holding on til then" Theres a couple of "I wanna do you's" in there too. :)
ANyway, I think I have officially destroyed my bladder.
I will probably need to wear Depends when I am 30. Hahahaha, i hope not.