Never Mind Teachers, Saf, the Devil Works Through Kittens...
I'm so behind on my word count it ain't even funny - by the end of today i should be hitting the 10 000 mark.
I'm on 5170
That last 170 has taken me over an hour to write, because of the infuriating, adorable, demon kitten sitting on my lap.
He has:
Sabotaged my novel by standing on the keyboard
Tried to suicide-electrocyte me by chewing the headphone cables
Left me with puncture wounds in my thigh
Chased his tail so hard he fell off my lap
Eaten my left hand
And been so damn cute I couldn't focus.
That is all.
PS: Add 'killed me with his FISHY BREATH OF DOOM' to the list. *gag*