Meme Day One
Ten things you would say to ten different people right now. Some are fictional.
1. Why are you such a whiner? You have a good home and good parents. There's no reason for you to find the downside in everything. Of course I read in a review that you'll get some character development and some deep-seated issues will probably be revealed. I hope so, because I really like your book so far, but there's only so much whining I can take.
2. You are snarky, sarcastic, cowardly, selfish and vain. I hate characters like you, but for some reason I like you. A lot. Maybe it's because you're not a pretty boy love interest. Maybe it's because the author makes no attempt to excuse your behavior at all. Or maybe it's because your dialogue with the other protagonists' is funny.
3. I don't care what you say, you are a blasted fangirl. A shallow, lust-filled fangirl. Love you.
4. I've really had it with fan fiction writers making you out to be this badass angster. You are not that great. Yeah, your actor's kind of cute, but you aren't cute in the books. I'm pretty sure your father doesn't have you chained up in the dungeons or anything like that. And I know damn well you aren't cutting yourself while listening to depressing music.
5. Your reviews give me something to look forward to every Tuesday night. Have them up faster, damn it!
6. I kind of miss singing head and shoulders with you. But don't drag me by my thumb, alright?
7. I really hope I can set up an appointment with you to rearrange my schedule. It's way too spaced out for a commuter without a license.
8. What are you going to do now that you're married? The family will be on your case to either start school or get a job.
9. Make me muffins and cookies! I like the blueberry muffins. But don't give any for mom to take for her co-workers.
10. I love you. You've been my rock and every other good thing combined. I'm just not good with expressing feelings, alright?
1. Why are you such a whiner? You have a good home and good parents. There's no reason for you to find the downside in everything. Of course I read in a review that you'll get some character development and some deep-seated issues will probably be revealed. I hope so, because I really like your book so far, but there's only so much whining I can take.
2. You are snarky, sarcastic, cowardly, selfish and vain. I hate characters like you, but for some reason I like you. A lot. Maybe it's because you're not a pretty boy love interest. Maybe it's because the author makes no attempt to excuse your behavior at all. Or maybe it's because your dialogue with the other protagonists' is funny.
3. I don't care what you say, you are a blasted fangirl. A shallow, lust-filled fangirl. Love you.
4. I've really had it with fan fiction writers making you out to be this badass angster. You are not that great. Yeah, your actor's kind of cute, but you aren't cute in the books. I'm pretty sure your father doesn't have you chained up in the dungeons or anything like that. And I know damn well you aren't cutting yourself while listening to depressing music.
5. Your reviews give me something to look forward to every Tuesday night. Have them up faster, damn it!
6. I kind of miss singing head and shoulders with you. But don't drag me by my thumb, alright?
7. I really hope I can set up an appointment with you to rearrange my schedule. It's way too spaced out for a commuter without a license.
8. What are you going to do now that you're married? The family will be on your case to either start school or get a job.
9. Make me muffins and cookies! I like the blueberry muffins. But don't give any for mom to take for her co-workers.
10. I love you. You've been my rock and every other good thing combined. I'm just not good with expressing feelings, alright?