Hey Dad. I made you cake. You made me a happy home and gave me financial, emotional and physical security. You're there for me and even when we disagree, which is a lot, and even when you're pressuring me because you graduated college at twenty years-old in a foreign country where you self-taught yourself the language, and even when you're making me listen to the freaking Scheherazade for the five thousandth time, or are holed up in your basement playing golf simulations until I want to scream, even though your idea of a good Father's Day is sitting in bed watching golf all day:
I love you underneath all that. Always. And I don't tell you that enough. These little arguments are surface issues.
Enjoy the cake.
Movie line meme, stolen from
rahneregina. Watch how bad my taste in movies is!
1. I'm in pain! I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical! (The Producers)
2. Wait up! Some of us are carrying over six dollars in change!
3. I am not a gun. (The Iron Giant)
4. She's gone from suck to blow! (Spaceballs)
5. I'm sorry, Jeff. I don't want a boyfriend. But if I wanted a boyfriend, Jeff, it would be you!
6. Oh, it's a cake!
7. Be excellent to each other...always! (Bill and Ted)
8. My mother always told me to never stare at the sun. So one day, I did. (Pi OMG KATE GOT PI)
9. With God as my witness, if I have to lie, cheat, steal or kill, I will never go hungry again. (Gone With the Wind)
10. This president was never a ruse...