God Almighty, please, help us all.
Click to viewI don't know, if you want I can transcript and translate, it's only eight minutes long, after all. You can find it summarized in English here and you can find the official Italian transcription here, I just posted the vid cos of the fact that Italian tv doesn't air press conferences unless you pay for Inter Channel on Sky, and this way a lot of the shit things our coach says get lost in time.
The fact is -- Inter.it obviously doesn't bother to transcript all José says, news-boys often forget a lot of our beloved coach's witty comments. For example, you cannot find anywhere the fact that José firmly refused to answer any question that wasn't in Italian (someone asked if he could answer in Portuguese and he said no, two times) (which, ok, I find cute. In an extremely annoying way, but cute nonetheless).
What I really wanted to point out properly, by the way, was José's last comment, the last thing he said before exit the room. He got up, he started walking away and he said "it's been funny".
IDEK. He went there, he talked for eight minutes in which he basically said "we're stronger than Rubin, we'll win, Mazzola doesn't sign my cheques so he better STFU and you journalists are assholes that climb the trees around Pinetina to spy on my team and I definitely won't tell you with which team I'm going to play tomorrow" and then he goes away and what does he say? It's been funny. José, you spent the last eight minutes of your life being a bitch and giving those men very good reasons to eat you alive if you ever happen to get kicked out of CL with your team and what you say about it all is "it's been funny"?
I am officially terrified.
Edit: Mario changed his hair again XD
Edit#2: It seems today is San Siro XD I don't actually believe these sort of things, but let's just hope the saint brings us luck. XD