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May 13, 2006 22:48

so here i am, eating the biggest fuck off piece of chocolate cake and drinking a glass of milk. i deserve it after todays drama. i had to throw marie out of our flat. remember i told you that nick & marie had split up? well, they're supposed to live together next year with some of her friends. so now she wants him to get out because she can't handle him the their house. but it's too late for him to find somewhere now so it's just unfair. i don't understand why he still wants to live with her after she's been such a bitch but whatever. anyway, she came marching into our flat with 2 of her big mouthed friends and janked nick away from watchin dr who with us (me, slinky & kate). the next thing we know, she screaming at him. like, calling him a little bitch. so i'm like, do you mind? we're trying to watch tv here. we were in the other room so we really couldnt hear them but i felt sorry for nick. so she tells me to shut the fuck up and that its none of my business. so i kicked her ass. here's how it went (remember, screaming) - obviously it's not quotable but it's near enough:

me: do you mind? we're kind of in the middle.
marie: what? shut the fuck up! you can't even hear us. keep your ratty arse out of our business!
me: i will but you dragged me in it the second you disturbed me.
marie: shut up, bitch. nick can stick up for himself. he doesn't need little bitches like you to stick up for him.
me: look, i'm trying to be nice. don't forget that you don't actually live here.
marie: please! at the beginning of the year you were all saying i should move in.
me: that was before we found out you were a bitch
nick: look, can we all just calm down
marie: shut up nick! you're such a little bitch! dragging your friends in our fight!
me: well what about you friends!? were you scared we'd kill you or something?
friend: we're just supporting her!
me: well, i'm supporting nick! you cant just come into our flat and yell at people!
marie: you're a cunt lisa.
me: what did you just say?
-silence-
me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FLAT MARIE!! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING. LEAVE NICK ALONE! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD HE MOVE OUT ANYWAY!??
marie: BECAUSE THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
me: I DONT GIVE A FUCK MARIE. GET. OUT!

-the end-

now aint she just the prettiest little thing you've ever met?

i should have actually physically attacked the bitch. who the fuck does she think she is? bitch.

nick's bitch fight

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