"Papa... how do you make babies??"
TITLE : "Papa…. how do you make babies??"
AUTHOR :
lisa_yamada - me (Yama-chan wife)
MAIN PARINGS: Lisa X Ryosuke Yamada
CHARACTERS: Me - Lisa, JUMP - Ryosuke Yamada, Yuya Takaki X OC
GENRE: Romance, FLUFFY
LENGTH: ONE-SHOT
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: I own both character and plot... except for OC... XD
SUMMARY: Yuya Takaki was once a former playboy, but with his money and attracting looks; he got every girls he wanted and had also played with their true feelings. But one day, he met one girl who changed him 180 degrees. She wasn’t even his type of girl, like what he normally play with, but still something about her makes him attracted to her like honey. Therefore, to be with that girl, he changed his lifestyle and also changed all his playboy habits into someone who he never thought he could be. Not long, all his hard work payed off, both of them became officially a couple, who love and trust each other, without any lies or acting within the relationship. Once they got married, she got pregnant with Yuya’s baby and then gave birth to a cute and good looking baby boy, looking just like his father. Now, their son had just turned 5. One day, he asked one question to his father making him speechless. “Papa… how do you make babies?” How will his father, a former playboy, answer him? What if he made a playboy with his answer?
A/N: Minna.... please read and comment~~!!! XD
REQUESTED: Ritu
“Yuuyan!!! Not here!” She tried to stop him, but he was way too strong for her. “He’s upstairs sleeping… don’t worry...” He replied in a hoarse voice and kissed her even harder making a red mark.
“Bu-” She tried to argue back when he quickly moved from her neck to her lips. *Why did I fell in love for a playboy!! And married to one too!!!* She cursed in her head, but Yuya just grinned.
“I’m not a playboy anymore….!! You love me, just as much as I love you.” He answered, giving an evil smile to her.
“Yea ri-… ahh... YUUYAN!!” She screamed, blushing hard, and he just laughed getting what he wanted.
*Ding Dong* *Ding Dong*
“Aish… who is it now??” Yuya yelled in an angry voice through the door and heard a cute chuckle from Yama-chan standing outside with his wife holding their babies in both of their arms.
“It’s me, wifey and our babies! Haha…” Yama-chan yelled back and laughed out loud when he saw Yuya opening the door looking REALLY pissed.
“Sorry for disturbing you guys!! Our children want to play with your son… hehehe… where is he? And we have something to announce too… hehe…” Yama-chan nodded innocently to what Lisa said and laughed like a baka when she said the last sentence, so she pouted back.
“Yah… Yama-chan!! Stop acting so innocent when you’re not!!” Lisa whined, hitting Yama-chan lightly on the arm.
So Yuya and his wife started laughing at what she said to Yama-chan. “Hahaha… You two enough la… Come inside!! Let Uncle carry you. Hehehe… So baby Yamada wants to play with my little boy?” Yuya took the little boy from Lisa’s arms and the little boy nodded cutely in his uncle’s arm. “Then let’s go wake him up… hehe… he’s still sleeping like a little pig.” The little boy nodded again and chuckled loudly, just like Yama-chan’s, making the adults laugh as well.
“He’s my kawaii boy after all… hehehe” Yama-chan said looking proud.
When Yuya came downstairs, he was holding 2 boys in each arm, one was pouting with messy hair and the other one was looking at the messy hair boy, who was now rubbing his eyes as well as pouting.
“They’re so cute!!” Yuya heard his wife squealed at the cuteness and went to whisper in his wife’s ear, “Then let’s make another baby!” making his wife glare back at him.
“Pervert!” She muttered out loud enough for all the adults to hear, while Yama-chan and Lisa’s babies and the boys were all busy playing with the toys on the floor.
“Uh… Lisa-chan, so what was the announcement? What made Yama-chan looks so happy! Hahaha…” Yuya asked, while teasing Yama-chan slightly.
“I’m pregnant… AGAIN… all thanks to him… and he wants to tell this to everyone and the kids also wants to play with your son. So you guys are the first to know.” Lisa explained, staring at Yama-chan, making Yuya and his wife eyes open wide.
“WHAT?! AGAIN!?” The couple shouted and Lisa just nodded with Yama-chan smiling widely like a fool.
“Yama-chan… you’re really something!!” Yuya exclaimed, shocked but at the same time impressed at what Yama-chan could do. “Congratulations!! Good luck with your 3rd baby!! Haha…”
“Mou… Yama-chan!! Lisa’s not your baby making machine!! Wait until the others hear this!! Hahaha… Yabu still haven’t had his 1st baby… and you already made 3!!”
“Yea… my wifey is right!! Haha… Wonder what Yabu will do once he finds out about this. Hehehe…” Yuya agreed with his wife and placed his arms around her waist.
“Dunno… haha” Yama-chan answered cutely, scratching the back of his head.
“How many months?”
“2 months old” Yama-chan quickly replied for Lisa instead, so the couple can’t stop smiling at Yama-chan’s cute behaviour.
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“A Baby? Like Yama-chan’s baby sister? Babies are kawaii yo…. Hehe” Ren thought to himself while staring at the 1 year old baby girl playing with the soft plushie in her chubby hands. “I love babies!!”
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“Papa… Mama… Aunty have baby? Where is the baby?” He asked looking up at the adults. “Ren wants to play with the baby.”
“Aww… Ren’s so cute!! Come here. Aunty will show you where baby is.” Lisa answered, telling the little boy to go to her. Once the baby sat on her lap, she took his little hands and placed it on top of her tummy. “The baby is here. It’s still growing in Aunty’s tummy and once it is very big, it will come out.”
While Ren’s hands landed on top of Lisa’s tummy, he was giggling non-stop. “Baby can you hear Ren?” He asked the baby inside making everyone laugh out loud at the cute little boy.
“Ren… my baby brother or sister can’t hear us yet. It’s still in mummy’s tummy. Hehehe…” Hearing this made Ren pout cutely. “Come play with me and my chubby baby sister.” Ren did what baby Yama-chan says and went back to playing again.
“Wifey… when did our son love babies this much?” Yuya asked, still laughing at his son’s cute question, but he didn’t get a reply because his wife was thinking about something else. He got worried and shook his wife’s arm lightly to see what was wrong. “Wifey? What were you thinking about?”
“I’ll tell you tonight.” She whispered back and he just nodded.
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Soon it started to get dark and cold outside, so Yama-chan and Lisa decided to take the kids back home.
“Bye Bye… Aunty, Uncle and Ren” Little Yama-chan waved good-bye for the Nth time, since he still doesn't want to leave yet, so Yama-chan had to carry him to the car, while Lisa carried the baby girl who was now sleeping peacefully in her arms.
“Bye Bye…. Bye Bye Ren… Be good boy for Mama and Papa! Then Aunty will bring Yama-chan to play with you again. OK?” Lisa said to little Ren, who keeps nodding obediently to whatever Lisa says, and then waved good-bye back to the family as well and left quickly to the car, since it was getting cold.
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While Yuya was giving Ren a bath
“Papa… how do you make babies?” Ren asked all of a sudden, looking at his father with curious eyes.
“…….”Yuya was speechless. “How should I answer you… The real way? Or the fake way? But what if I lie and he never believes me and the things I say ever again!!?? That will be bad…..!! But he’s only 5…. How should I say it…? A Real way, but for a 5 years old…” He thought to himself, panicking, causing himself a big headache.
“Papa… Papa! Stop daydreaming!” Ren shouted this time, waving his little hands in front of his father’s face. After a few minutes, Yuya finally had decided on what he should say. Something suitable for a 5 years old, but is also the real way.
“Papa’s not daydreaming la… Papa’s only thinking how I should explain to make it easy for you to understand.” Yuya explained to his son, who was now quiet and is paying attention to what his father will say next.
“So how do you make babies?” He asked, tilting his head on one side.
“You make babies when a boy sleeps together with the girl he loves. Papa sleeps with Mama because I love Mama… and that’s why we made you. Understand?” Yuya tried to explain as best as he could so that his son will understand.
“Souu… that’s all?” Ren asked again and Yuya nodded. “Babies are so easy to make!!! Hehehehe… But how come Mama and Papa only have me? Yama-chan has a baby sister and Aunty have a baby in her tummy too! Ren have nothing…. To make babies, the boy has to sleep with the girl he loves… But Papa always sleeps with Mama… ohhh…. PAPA DON’T LIKE MAMA ANYMORE!!?.... I hate papa for not loving mama!!” Ren cried out loud as tears started to roll down his face as well. Soon his cries were loud enough for everyone in the house to hear.
“Yuuyan! Open the door! What happen? Why is Ren crying this loud??”
“Mama!!” Ren cried even louder.
“Ren… Mama’s here… shh... don’t cry…” She rushed inside, once Yuya quickly opened the door, trying her best making him to stop crying. Soon the cries turned softer and softer and then when it finally stopped. He was already fast asleep while he was still in the bath tub. So they quickly took him out and dried him. After they dressed him, she carried Ren to his bed and then went back to her bedroom, waiting for Yuya for an explanation about all the crying.
Once Yuya finished taking a bath and cleaning the mess left in the bathroom, he went back inside his room, finding his wife waiting for him. “Wi-” He tried to say something, but was cut by his wife.
“Yuya, why was Ren crying so loud? What did you say to him?”
“Ren was asking me questions and so I was answering him. And then he asked me, why his Mama and Papa only have him? When Yama-chan has a baby sister and Lisa have another baby in her tummy too, while Ren have nothing. And then started saying that it’s because I don’t like you anymore.... so he said that he hate me for not loving you…” Yuya explain what had happen inside the bathroom, sitting on their bed while looking down the whole time. “But I love you…”
“Aww… then let’s prove to Ren that you love me? Yeah?”
“Hmm?” Yuya looked up with a confused face, not understanding what she meant.
“Aish… Let’s make a baby for Ren. He loves babies and he’s 5 already. So let’s give him a younger sibling… He’s jealous of Yama-chan… and I was thinking about it this afternoon too…”
“EH?! You sure?”
“Yep! 100% sure!” She nodded and kissed Yuya on his lips. “I love you too.”
“When did you become this bad…. hehe” Yuya teased as he went on top of her.
“Ever since you taught me how to do it, and then made Ren right after we did it.”
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Ren’s dream
“Nii-chan!! Play with me… hehehe” A little girl was holding hands with him and calling him “nii-chan”.
“Haii…” He went to the little girl and played with her.
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4 years later - Ren, 9 years old, in elementary
“Mama! Papa! I invited all the girls I like from my elementary class to come sleepover.”
“Why?” Both his parents looked at him.
“TO MAKE BABIES” It was his only reply before he ran to his room to make sure it’s clean when the girls are over.
“What….” Leaving both of them speechless, staring at each other, while a 4 years old little girl was playing with her toys on the floor.
“Oh shit…..” Yuya cried out when he remembered what he told his son 4 years ago.
“What is it?” His wife asked, curious if it had anything to do with her husband.
“He’s asked me once how to make babies? And I said to make babies you need to sleep with the girls you like… But why every girl he likes….”
“What!!?? Yuuyan!! I want to kill you!!! You made another playboy just like you!! But he’s only 9!!” She shouted angrily while chasing her husband around the house.
Meanwhile the little girl on the floor was giggling non-stop thinking that her mama and papa were just playing chasey, when her mama was actually wanting to kill her papa.
With all the yelling and chasing downstairs, the 9 years old boy was upstairs in his room laughing to himself, “Ren will make lots and lots of babies with ALL the girls I like. hehehe”
The end! XD hope you like it~!! ^_^
AUTHOR :
lisa_yamada - me (Yama-chan wife)
MAIN PARINGS: Lisa X Ryosuke Yamada
CHARACTERS: Me - Lisa, JUMP - Ryosuke Yamada, Yuya Takaki X OC
GENRE: Romance, FLUFFY
LENGTH: ONE-SHOT
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: I own both character and plot... except for OC... XD
SUMMARY: Yuya Takaki was once a former playboy, but with his money and attracting looks; he got every girls he wanted and had also played with their true feelings. But one day, he met one girl who changed him 180 degrees. She wasn’t even his type of girl, like what he normally play with, but still something about her makes him attracted to her like honey. Therefore, to be with that girl, he changed his lifestyle and also changed all his playboy habits into someone who he never thought he could be. Not long, all his hard work payed off, both of them became officially a couple, who love and trust each other, without any lies or acting within the relationship. Once they got married, she got pregnant with Yuya’s baby and then gave birth to a cute and good looking baby boy, looking just like his father. Now, their son had just turned 5. One day, he asked one question to his father making him speechless. “Papa… how do you make babies?” How will his father, a former playboy, answer him? What if he made a playboy with his answer?
A/N: Minna.... please read and comment~~!!! XD
REQUESTED: Ritu
“Yuuyan!!! Not here!” She tried to stop him, but he was way too strong for her. “He’s upstairs sleeping… don’t worry...” He replied in a hoarse voice and kissed her even harder making a red mark.
“Bu-” She tried to argue back when he quickly moved from her neck to her lips. *Why did I fell in love for a playboy!! And married to one too!!!* She cursed in her head, but Yuya just grinned.
“I’m not a playboy anymore….!! You love me, just as much as I love you.” He answered, giving an evil smile to her.
“Yea ri-… ahh... YUUYAN!!” She screamed, blushing hard, and he just laughed getting what he wanted.
*Ding Dong* *Ding Dong*
“Aish… who is it now??” Yuya yelled in an angry voice through the door and heard a cute chuckle from Yama-chan standing outside with his wife holding their babies in both of their arms.
“It’s me, wifey and our babies! Haha…” Yama-chan yelled back and laughed out loud when he saw Yuya opening the door looking REALLY pissed.
“Sorry for disturbing you guys!! Our children want to play with your son… hehehe… where is he? And we have something to announce too… hehe…” Yama-chan nodded innocently to what Lisa said and laughed like a baka when she said the last sentence, so she pouted back.
“Yah… Yama-chan!! Stop acting so innocent when you’re not!!” Lisa whined, hitting Yama-chan lightly on the arm.
So Yuya and his wife started laughing at what she said to Yama-chan. “Hahaha… You two enough la… Come inside!! Let Uncle carry you. Hehehe… So baby Yamada wants to play with my little boy?” Yuya took the little boy from Lisa’s arms and the little boy nodded cutely in his uncle’s arm. “Then let’s go wake him up… hehe… he’s still sleeping like a little pig.” The little boy nodded again and chuckled loudly, just like Yama-chan’s, making the adults laugh as well.
“He’s my kawaii boy after all… hehehe” Yama-chan said looking proud.
When Yuya came downstairs, he was holding 2 boys in each arm, one was pouting with messy hair and the other one was looking at the messy hair boy, who was now rubbing his eyes as well as pouting.
“They’re so cute!!” Yuya heard his wife squealed at the cuteness and went to whisper in his wife’s ear, “Then let’s make another baby!” making his wife glare back at him.
“Pervert!” She muttered out loud enough for all the adults to hear, while Yama-chan and Lisa’s babies and the boys were all busy playing with the toys on the floor.
“Uh… Lisa-chan, so what was the announcement? What made Yama-chan looks so happy! Hahaha…” Yuya asked, while teasing Yama-chan slightly.
“I’m pregnant… AGAIN… all thanks to him… and he wants to tell this to everyone and the kids also wants to play with your son. So you guys are the first to know.” Lisa explained, staring at Yama-chan, making Yuya and his wife eyes open wide.
“WHAT?! AGAIN!?” The couple shouted and Lisa just nodded with Yama-chan smiling widely like a fool.
“Yama-chan… you’re really something!!” Yuya exclaimed, shocked but at the same time impressed at what Yama-chan could do. “Congratulations!! Good luck with your 3rd baby!! Haha…”
“Mou… Yama-chan!! Lisa’s not your baby making machine!! Wait until the others hear this!! Hahaha… Yabu still haven’t had his 1st baby… and you already made 3!!”
“Yea… my wifey is right!! Haha… Wonder what Yabu will do once he finds out about this. Hehehe…” Yuya agreed with his wife and placed his arms around her waist.
“Dunno… haha” Yama-chan answered cutely, scratching the back of his head.
“How many months?”
“2 months old” Yama-chan quickly replied for Lisa instead, so the couple can’t stop smiling at Yama-chan’s cute behaviour.
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“A Baby? Like Yama-chan’s baby sister? Babies are kawaii yo…. Hehe” Ren thought to himself while staring at the 1 year old baby girl playing with the soft plushie in her chubby hands. “I love babies!!”
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“Papa… Mama… Aunty have baby? Where is the baby?” He asked looking up at the adults. “Ren wants to play with the baby.”
“Aww… Ren’s so cute!! Come here. Aunty will show you where baby is.” Lisa answered, telling the little boy to go to her. Once the baby sat on her lap, she took his little hands and placed it on top of her tummy. “The baby is here. It’s still growing in Aunty’s tummy and once it is very big, it will come out.”
While Ren’s hands landed on top of Lisa’s tummy, he was giggling non-stop. “Baby can you hear Ren?” He asked the baby inside making everyone laugh out loud at the cute little boy.
“Ren… my baby brother or sister can’t hear us yet. It’s still in mummy’s tummy. Hehehe…” Hearing this made Ren pout cutely. “Come play with me and my chubby baby sister.” Ren did what baby Yama-chan says and went back to playing again.
“Wifey… when did our son love babies this much?” Yuya asked, still laughing at his son’s cute question, but he didn’t get a reply because his wife was thinking about something else. He got worried and shook his wife’s arm lightly to see what was wrong. “Wifey? What were you thinking about?”
“I’ll tell you tonight.” She whispered back and he just nodded.
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Soon it started to get dark and cold outside, so Yama-chan and Lisa decided to take the kids back home.
“Bye Bye… Aunty, Uncle and Ren” Little Yama-chan waved good-bye for the Nth time, since he still doesn't want to leave yet, so Yama-chan had to carry him to the car, while Lisa carried the baby girl who was now sleeping peacefully in her arms.
“Bye Bye…. Bye Bye Ren… Be good boy for Mama and Papa! Then Aunty will bring Yama-chan to play with you again. OK?” Lisa said to little Ren, who keeps nodding obediently to whatever Lisa says, and then waved good-bye back to the family as well and left quickly to the car, since it was getting cold.
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While Yuya was giving Ren a bath
“Papa… how do you make babies?” Ren asked all of a sudden, looking at his father with curious eyes.
“…….”Yuya was speechless. “How should I answer you… The real way? Or the fake way? But what if I lie and he never believes me and the things I say ever again!!?? That will be bad…..!! But he’s only 5…. How should I say it…? A Real way, but for a 5 years old…” He thought to himself, panicking, causing himself a big headache.
“Papa… Papa! Stop daydreaming!” Ren shouted this time, waving his little hands in front of his father’s face. After a few minutes, Yuya finally had decided on what he should say. Something suitable for a 5 years old, but is also the real way.
“Papa’s not daydreaming la… Papa’s only thinking how I should explain to make it easy for you to understand.” Yuya explained to his son, who was now quiet and is paying attention to what his father will say next.
“So how do you make babies?” He asked, tilting his head on one side.
“You make babies when a boy sleeps together with the girl he loves. Papa sleeps with Mama because I love Mama… and that’s why we made you. Understand?” Yuya tried to explain as best as he could so that his son will understand.
“Souu… that’s all?” Ren asked again and Yuya nodded. “Babies are so easy to make!!! Hehehehe… But how come Mama and Papa only have me? Yama-chan has a baby sister and Aunty have a baby in her tummy too! Ren have nothing…. To make babies, the boy has to sleep with the girl he loves… But Papa always sleeps with Mama… ohhh…. PAPA DON’T LIKE MAMA ANYMORE!!?.... I hate papa for not loving mama!!” Ren cried out loud as tears started to roll down his face as well. Soon his cries were loud enough for everyone in the house to hear.
“Yuuyan! Open the door! What happen? Why is Ren crying this loud??”
“Mama!!” Ren cried even louder.
“Ren… Mama’s here… shh... don’t cry…” She rushed inside, once Yuya quickly opened the door, trying her best making him to stop crying. Soon the cries turned softer and softer and then when it finally stopped. He was already fast asleep while he was still in the bath tub. So they quickly took him out and dried him. After they dressed him, she carried Ren to his bed and then went back to her bedroom, waiting for Yuya for an explanation about all the crying.
Once Yuya finished taking a bath and cleaning the mess left in the bathroom, he went back inside his room, finding his wife waiting for him. “Wi-” He tried to say something, but was cut by his wife.
“Yuya, why was Ren crying so loud? What did you say to him?”
“Ren was asking me questions and so I was answering him. And then he asked me, why his Mama and Papa only have him? When Yama-chan has a baby sister and Lisa have another baby in her tummy too, while Ren have nothing. And then started saying that it’s because I don’t like you anymore.... so he said that he hate me for not loving you…” Yuya explain what had happen inside the bathroom, sitting on their bed while looking down the whole time. “But I love you…”
“Aww… then let’s prove to Ren that you love me? Yeah?”
“Hmm?” Yuya looked up with a confused face, not understanding what she meant.
“Aish… Let’s make a baby for Ren. He loves babies and he’s 5 already. So let’s give him a younger sibling… He’s jealous of Yama-chan… and I was thinking about it this afternoon too…”
“EH?! You sure?”
“Yep! 100% sure!” She nodded and kissed Yuya on his lips. “I love you too.”
“When did you become this bad…. hehe” Yuya teased as he went on top of her.
“Ever since you taught me how to do it, and then made Ren right after we did it.”
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Ren’s dream
“Nii-chan!! Play with me… hehehe” A little girl was holding hands with him and calling him “nii-chan”.
“Haii…” He went to the little girl and played with her.
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4 years later - Ren, 9 years old, in elementary
“Mama! Papa! I invited all the girls I like from my elementary class to come sleepover.”
“Why?” Both his parents looked at him.
“TO MAKE BABIES” It was his only reply before he ran to his room to make sure it’s clean when the girls are over.
“What….” Leaving both of them speechless, staring at each other, while a 4 years old little girl was playing with her toys on the floor.
“Oh shit…..” Yuya cried out when he remembered what he told his son 4 years ago.
“What is it?” His wife asked, curious if it had anything to do with her husband.
“He’s asked me once how to make babies? And I said to make babies you need to sleep with the girls you like… But why every girl he likes….”
“What!!?? Yuuyan!! I want to kill you!!! You made another playboy just like you!! But he’s only 9!!” She shouted angrily while chasing her husband around the house.
Meanwhile the little girl on the floor was giggling non-stop thinking that her mama and papa were just playing chasey, when her mama was actually wanting to kill her papa.
With all the yelling and chasing downstairs, the 9 years old boy was upstairs in his room laughing to himself, “Ren will make lots and lots of babies with ALL the girls I like. hehehe”
The end! XD hope you like it~!! ^_^